RE: Bentley Bentayga: Driven

RE: Bentley Bentayga: Driven

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aeropilot

34,633 posts

227 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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mnx42 said:
Atmospheric said:
In red it looks like a 1950s Routemaster bus.
Made me laugh.
Personally, I think it's being unfair to Routemaster buses, which after all are a design icon.....whereas this piece of turd makes even an Edsel look good.

Pommygranite

14,260 posts

216 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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In the 60's Richard Branson made a bit of cash out of abortions.

In 2015 Bentley take up the mantle.


dxbtiger

4,389 posts

173 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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They've had one out here (Dubai) over the last few weeks doing warm weather testing I assume.

I followed it down the road for about 15 kms, it looks even worse in the flesh than it does in the photos.

The will sell a metric fktonne of them here no doubt.

Tuvra

7,921 posts

225 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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£232,000 mind hehe

Even if I was a Billionaire I wouldn't pay it.....

darrenw

346 posts

283 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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I followed one with "test vehicle" stickers on it for a few miles down the M6 about a month ago. Looks even worse in the metal than it does in the photos.

EricE

1,945 posts

129 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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A face that only a Piech could love...

blaza

50 posts

126 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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Now I know what the team who designed the Panamera have been up to.

Swanny87

1,265 posts

119 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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topgunkos

304 posts

205 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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I had a look around one of these at the Dubai motorshow last week, it doesn't look better in the flesh. I would never purchase one even if I had the means, however talking to the chap on the stand, orders are piling up in the middle east so Bentley know exactly who they are targeting with this car.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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k-ink

9,070 posts

179 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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I can only assume the vast majority of automotive designers are now blind. What a mess the world has become.

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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article said:
90 separate ECUs
Well that'll be fun to maintain. They should have called it the bloody Rackspace.

oldtimer2

728 posts

133 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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For many who have placed orders for this vehicle, the most important characteristic will have been its ultra high price and its Bentley badge. Its looks and performance will count for little - though they might come to rue the absence of carbon ceramic brakes if they over estimate their driving skills in tight corners. No doubt JLR SVOps will respond in the only way possible by producing a £200k Range Rover with gold plated optional extras.

Andyandyhall

104 posts

138 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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God awful.

Abstraction

19 posts

107 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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k-ink said:
I can only assume the vast majority of automotive designers are now blind. What a mess the world has become.
The mantra of 'form follows function' has been replaced with 'form follows fashion'
I expect many of the designers are pissed off that artiface is so prevalent in this plop from Bentley.

Unfortunately Mansory identified the niche, others are selling their souls to grab some of the cash.


RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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Honestly, this looks far worse than the (somewhat unfairly) maligned EXP 9F...

diluculophile

130 posts

251 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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I like Bentley. I like their racing heritage, and I quite like the idea of the conti GT (never driven one).
I'd like them to do well, and I don't begrudge them a slice of the luxury SUV market - even though I don't really get it.

I would, however, rather be shot in the dick than drive this jewel-encrusted defecation.

Surely anyone who would even vaguely want something like this will buy a Range Rover. Are there really people out there who would forego the capable class of a Rangey, and buy something so tasteless and vulgar?

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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Well, the L405 Range Rover is pretty tasteless and vulgar.

Beedub

1,959 posts

226 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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wow..... looks exactly like the sseyong or whatever they are called!!

PGNCerbera

2,934 posts

166 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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just wnated to formally register my opinion fwiw


THAT CAR IS fkING HIDEOUS.

Teeth shatteringly bad. Appalling. Designed by someone who hates cars. Wes Craven would be proud of this creation