Are Range Rovers in fact rubbish?

Are Range Rovers in fact rubbish?

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13m

26,295 posts

223 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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abitlikefiennes said:
k-ink said:
If this is the shocking reliability you get with the finest factory prepared brand new examples, just wow. Good luck with used ones!!
You could argue that the used ones will have had the factory-fitted faults corrected by the previous owners.
This is true to some extent. I have always said that buying a Range Rover is like buying a new-build house. It will either have or develop a lot of faults when new, you prepare a snagging list and have them resolved. Twice as a rule. After about 6 months you've got a car that is fairly okay and which then only goes wrong occasionally.

I think buying a 2-year old Range Rover with high or average miles is fairly safe. I would avoid like herpes a 6-9 month old car from a main dealer because it might well be a lemon rejected by someone else or from an undesirable source.

The Wookie

13,964 posts

229 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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My parents are on their 8th Range Rover over 30 years. One was an utter dog and it was a P38. The P38 they had after it was the best Range Rover out of the lot, not a single issue in 90,000 miles.

Perhaps you get friday afternoon cars more often than other makes, but the rest of them are fine.

sealtt

3,091 posts

159 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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13m said:
I went to the launch of the new Range Rover at Grimsthorpe Castle. It was a superb day and the best marketing event I've been to ever.

We arrived on a misty day to see dozens of shiny new Range Rovers lined up either side of the drive. We were taken in and given breakfast, before a marketing chat. Then we were handed the keys to a car, whose sat nav was programmed to take us to Rockingham off-road centre.

Once at Rockingham we were decanted into other new Range Rovers and taken on an off-road course. When that was finished, we were given keys to a third Range Rover to drive back to the Castle. Once there, we were fed a really top-notch three-course hot lunch.

Impressive. Really impressive.

What was less impressive, though, was that by lunchtime between a third and a half of the cars were faulty. The main topic at lunch was, "what warning lights did you have"?

Two of the three cars we drove had faults. In the first my wife opened the centre console, which opened smoothly and automatically to the top of it's travel. Then the lid flew off like some sort of ant-personnel mine. The last of the three cars had a transmission warning light showing.

And the funniest thing? No one around the dinner table admitted to ever having had a moment's trouble with their own Range Rovers.

The first rule of Range Rover Club is: You don't talk about Range Rover Club.
The centre console lid isnt automatic...!

They aren't amazingly reliable, but nor was a brand new M6 I bought in 2014. Main difference is that LR put you into a like for like car and get it booked in same day for important things, whereas BMW stuck me in a 1 series plastered in stickers and didn't have the setup to get a same day courtesy car, even for important issues.

I don't expect the car to be perfect, even Rolls Royces go wrong! But on a £100k car they need to make sure they handle the fix well, in my experience for important stuff they are very good, for minor stuff pretty average.



13m

26,295 posts

223 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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sealtt said:
13m said:
I went to the launch of the new Range Rover at Grimsthorpe Castle. It was a superb day and the best marketing event I've been to ever.

We arrived on a misty day to see dozens of shiny new Range Rovers lined up either side of the drive. We were taken in and given breakfast, before a marketing chat. Then we were handed the keys to a car, whose sat nav was programmed to take us to Rockingham off-road centre.

Once at Rockingham we were decanted into other new Range Rovers and taken on an off-road course. When that was finished, we were given keys to a third Range Rover to drive back to the Castle. Once there, we were fed a really top-notch three-course hot lunch.

Impressive. Really impressive.

What was less impressive, though, was that by lunchtime between a third and a half of the cars were faulty. The main topic at lunch was, "what warning lights did you have"?

Two of the three cars we drove had faults. In the first my wife opened the centre console, which opened smoothly and automatically to the top of it's travel. Then the lid flew off like some sort of ant-personnel mine. The last of the three cars had a transmission warning light showing.

And the funniest thing? No one around the dinner table admitted to ever having had a moment's trouble with their own Range Rovers.

The first rule of Range Rover Club is: You don't talk about Range Rover Club.
The centre console lid isnt automatic...!

They aren't amazingly reliable, but nor was a brand new M6 I bought in 2014. Main difference is that LR put you into a like for like car and get it booked in same day for important things, whereas BMW stuck me in a 1 series plastered in stickers and didn't have the setup to get a same day courtesy car, even for important issues.

I don't expect the car to be perfect, even Rolls Royces go wrong! But on a £100k car they need to make sure they handle the fix well, in my experience for important stuff they are very good, for minor stuff pretty average.
This one was, or at least the lid of whatever was between the seats was. It had (as I recall) an X-Box or other games installation in there, towards the rear. I tried ordering one when I specced up a new Range Rover a while back and I was told that it wasn't and never had been available. I wonder whether the launch cars had some stuff that wasn't actually subsequently sold.




skyrover

12,674 posts

205 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Give me one of these over a range rover any day of the week



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sealtt

3,091 posts

159 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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13m said:
This one was, or at least the lid of whatever was between the seats was. It had (as I recall) an X-Box or other games installation in there, towards the rear. I tried ordering one when I specced up a new Range Rover a while back and I was told that it wasn't and never had been available. I wonder whether the launch cars had some stuff that wasn't actually subsequently sold.
Sounds like you had a pimp my ride version!

MajorMantra

1,306 posts

113 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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KAgantua said:
The mad thing is theres thousands upon thousands of 'vloggers' on YT doing this - lots of annoying videos that are OTT perky, laced with a sarcastic sheen that everything has these days all the while spouting nonsense about subjects noone gives a hoot about.

Dashcammers are the same, but without the perkiness/ sarcasm. Dashcammers are very serious and see the world in black and white/ 1's and 0's....
To give Doug DeMuro his due, he's not some 'car spotter' vlogger living in his mum's basement - he's a columnist for Jalopnik amongst others, and quite an amusing one too.

His videos aren't as good as his writing, but a few of them are quite funny.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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k-ink said:
I think this thread sums up the fact they are enthusiast cars. You'd have to be an enthusiast to put up with all the hassle and expense.
What hassle and expense?

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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MajorMantra said:
To give Doug DeMuro his due, he's not some 'car spotter' vlogger living in his mum's basement - he's a columnist for Jalopnik amongst others, and quite an amusing one too.

His videos aren't as good as his writing, but a few of them are quite funny.
I thought that that's pretty much what a Jalopnik writer is? It's hardly a blue chip journal - I can't recall any interesting or particularly good articles there.

And I've seen some of Doug DeMuro's videos - he comes across as reasonably intelligent but very dull, trying hard to be fun.

He also has that stupid and annoying habit of describing a car as a 'daily driver'. A car is driven BY a driver.

MajorMantra

1,306 posts

113 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Jimmy Recard said:
I thought that that's pretty much what a Jalopnik writer is? It's hardly a blue chip journal - I can't recall any interesting or particularly good articles there.
Each to their own. I spend way more time on Jalopnik than on PH, and overall I find it a far more engaging, lively website. It's also the biggest car site in the world AFAIK.

Jimmy Recard said:
And I've seen some of Doug DeMuro's videos - he comes across as reasonably intelligent but very dull, trying hard to be fun.

He also has that stupid and annoying habit of describing a car as a 'daily driver'. A car is driven BY a driver.
"Daily driver" is a commonly used expression in US car enthusiast circles, so you can hardly blame him for that.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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I just don't understand how/why it can possibly mean 'car'. It's incredibly irritating.

SuperHangOn

3,486 posts

154 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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I have a real soft spot for rangies, they are just brilliant to bumble about in. I can't afford a new one with a warranty and I couldn't live with the drama of keeping another older one (I've had 4 of them!) on the road so I supress my want.






Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Sump said:
Can we all lay off Willy Nilly please. He drives a Jazz FFS. I'd be doing far more bashing of 4x4s if I was stuck with that bag of st.
I wanted a small, practical, reliable car and have one which is all of those things. I get to drive, large, heavy, expensive, complex, sophisticated, heavy duty stuff at work that talks the talk and can walk the walk. I have no more need for an unreliable 4x4 than I have for a pet elephant.

dubloon

64 posts

106 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Jimmy Recard said:
I just don't understand how/why it can possibly mean 'car'. It's incredibly irritating.
Your head must explode at the concept of a "holiday home"!!

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Willy Nilly said:
I wanted a small, practical, reliable car and have one which is all of those things. I get to drive, large, heavy, expensive, complex, sophisticated, heavy duty stuff at work that talks the talk and can walk the walk. I have no more need for an unreliable 4x4 than I have for a pet elephant.
I've never had an unreliable 4x4.

I've had Range Rovers and a Discovery though

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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dubloon said:
Your head must explode at the concept of a "holiday home"!!
That's a low blow!

I usually match that to context, ie "holiday house", "holiday flat", "holiday chalet".


Ah, the joy of semantic linguistics.

egor110

16,877 posts

204 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Jimmy Recard said:
I just don't understand how/why it can possibly mean 'car'. It's incredibly irritating.
It refers to a car used daily for commuting/shopping rather than a garage queen that only comes out in ideal conditions.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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egor110 said:
It refers to a car used daily for commuting/shopping rather than a garage queen that only comes out in ideal conditions.
But a car is in no way a 'driver'.

egor110

16,877 posts

204 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Jimmy Recard said:
egor110 said:
It refers to a car used daily for commuting/shopping rather than a garage queen that only comes out in ideal conditions.
But a car is in no way a 'driver'.
Maybe daily driven would be better?

Seriously, everyone else gets what a daily driver is.

How do you cope with garage queen ( a metal object can't be royalty) or say pocket rocket ( you can't put a car in your pocket not even a tiny smart car)

Simond S

4,518 posts

278 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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I think we may have wont the "quickest to break down" prize.

LR Evoque was delivered yesterday, before it was even off the transporter the driver told us it had a flat tyre so couldnt be driven.