RE: Audi RS Q3 performance announced

RE: Audi RS Q3 performance announced

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monthefish

20,449 posts

232 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2016
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sasha320 said:
Still has a single pipe out the back. No matter how ridiculous mentioning this is, and no matter how many quad pipes out there are actually pointless fakes, I maintain the single pipe is 'mickey bing bong'.
This bugs me too; the lesser SQ3 has a nice set of quad pipes.


the article said:
62mph arrives in a blistering 4.4 seconds
Was this article written by a frustrated local newspaper hack?

J4CKO

41,758 posts

201 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2016
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Bets its actually quite good fun, but it needs to lose the RS attitude and just be a sleeper version, the "RS" thing doesnt work on soft roaders somehow.


GroundEffect

13,859 posts

157 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2016
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seefarr said:
GroundEffect said:
This is an SUV that'll do 0-60mph in under 4.5 seconds.

The car industry has gone mad!
It's an SUV that can't go off road because of it's blingy 20 inch wheels.

The car industry has gone mental because people have gone mental!
And that's why I called it an SUV, rather than off-roader wink

SUVs are the Estates of yesteryear. They are 'all people' transport.


Fetchez la vache

5,580 posts

215 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2016
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CerberusRogue said:
I bought the car for me, not you. I love it, don't give a monkey's what you really think to be honest.
Good for you. I remember a thread on here a while back where people were stating they wouldn't get an xy or z car due to peoples perception of them, and what their neighbours think. Bloody ludicrous knob jockeys.

FWIW I think one of these in a subtle colour and wheels would probably be quite a hoot for people who wan't a car to cover lots of bases, be bat st quick and not shout about it. I think it could fit into the sleeper category without too much trouble.

aeropilot

34,881 posts

228 months

Thursday 3rd March 2016
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maxxy5 said:
These cars just look wrong, they look out of proportion, it's too obvious that they've just stuck a 'lifestyle' crossover lump on too small a platform. The sq5 (or whatever it's called) is far better looking.
I agree......but the trouble is Audi won't the SQ5 with a proper engine in the UK mad

Escort Si-130

3,279 posts

181 months

Tuesday 8th March 2016
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No it is comments from people like yourself why PH has gone down. Fools like yourself seem to think its cool insulting other cars to call them chav Halfords etc with your dry jokes to make your car look better.
Oh wow, it doesn't carry extra badges so means its subtle. You cant polish a turd comes to mind.

CerberusRogue said:
Escort Si-130 said:
Ah yes. And this is the reason that the PH forums really going downhill and why I don't really bother that much any more, because of fkwitted comments from the dim-witted that breed with their sister.

I bought the car for me, not you. I love it, don't give a monkey's what you really think to be honest.

And if you'd read my post you'd see me say I don't have this version, mine is the more subdued one which doesn't carry the extra badges etc. I had an RS3 but found it too harsh, the Q3 version is better (for me).

I know I've written a lot of words, with words of several syllables, so you'll have trouble comprehending this post. Apologies in advance.

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

225 months

Tuesday 8th March 2016
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Escort Si-130 said:
No it is comments from people like yourself why PH has gone down. Fools like yourself seem to think its cool insulting other cars to call them chav Halfords etc with your dry jokes to make your car look better.
Oh wow, it doesn't carry extra badges so means its subtle. You cant polish a turd comes to mind.

CerberusRogue said:
Escort Si-130 said:
Ah yes. And this is the reason that the PH forums really going downhill and why I don't really bother that much any more, because of fkwitted comments from the dim-witted that breed with their sister.

I bought the car for me, not you. I love it, don't give a monkey's what you really think to be honest.

And if you'd read my post you'd see me say I don't have this version, mine is the more subdued one which doesn't carry the extra badges etc. I had an RS3 but found it too harsh, the Q3 version is better (for me).

I know I've written a lot of words, with words of several syllables, so you'll have trouble comprehending this post. Apologies in advance.
You really can't get a grasp of this quoting can you? rolleyes

CerberusRogue

739 posts

128 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Escort Si-130 said:
That makes no sense, and you've got yourself all worked up over your own stupidity! Calm down, your mum will be along in a minute to help you with your homework.

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

225 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Escort Si-130 said:
Oh wow, it doesn't carry extra badges so means its subtle. You cant polish a turd comes to mind
Do you not polish either of yours.....

Ford Orion 1.6 Ghia EFi

Nissan Cherry 1.3 GL

????

CerberusRogue

739 posts

128 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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gizlaroc said:
Escort Si-130 said:
Oh wow, it doesn't carry extra badges so means its subtle. You cant polish a turd comes to mind
Do you not polish either of yours.....

Ford Orion 1.6 Ghia EFi

Nissan Cherry 1.3 GL

????
LOL - I wasn't going to point this out but it's true!

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Escort Si-130 said:
No it is comments from people like yourself why PH has gone down. Fools like yourself seem to think its cool insulting other cars to call them chav Halfords etc with your dry jokes to make your car look better.
Oh wow, it doesn't carry extra badges so means its subtle. You cant polish a turd comes to mind.
Another particularly vocal participant that doesn't list a current car, what a surprise. rolleyes

Nors

1,291 posts

156 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Escort Si-130 said:
No it is comments from people like yourself why PH has gone down. Fools like yourself seem to think its cool insulting other cars to call them chav Halfords etc with your dry jokes to make your car look better.
Oh wow, it doesn't carry extra badges so means its subtle. You cant polish a turd comes to mind.
Do you really think your opening statement in your first post wasn't insulting to the individual and his car and yet again you carry on above insulting again, slating someone for something you are doing yourself???

You're totally contracticting yourself!!redcard

disco666

233 posts

147 months

Tuesday 15th March 2016
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Requirements for my snotter:
Get the dog in
4 doors, for kids
Auto box for traffic
Drive like a car, so not too big or high
Quick enough
Half a mile up a farm track once a week

I can see myself in one of these in 5-10 years

The badge and blinginess make no difference to me either way.