Am I the only one that doesn't get interest in hot hatches?

Am I the only one that doesn't get interest in hot hatches?

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Gandahar

9,600 posts

129 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Great thing about hot hatches is that they don't spank you hard when you spank them hard. So you can drive at 10/10ths.

Stick track day tyres on one and go on a trackday and because the drivers don't care if they end up on the roof they become indecently fast and fun.

Interestingly some of the more funky hot hatches have been the smallest ones. I think this is because the best roads are B roads and on one of those a hot hatch is a hoot.

They make you feel young again too.

tgx

147 posts

151 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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I had to censor my response due to violation of forum rule #1.

"Do not post material that a reasonable person would find offensive, annoying or upsetting..."

Sorry but dissing the hot hatch is like #$#$#%# in the pool.

Edited by tgx on Thursday 11th February 21:32

Crouchydc

82 posts

118 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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I do get hot hatches and I had a few when I was younger but I think they have just become too expensive. Manufacturers now spends so much money chasing ever increasing figures they can brag about that they are starting to become too expensive for the common man. You can get a brand new lotus Elise for the price of a civic tyre r.

Devil2575

13,400 posts

189 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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EnglishTony said:
Devil2575 said:
EnglishTony said:
However there is still no excuse for a warm hatch.
There is! Insurance premiums biggrin

When I was in my yoof, the car of choice for many was the Nova SR because it was cheap enough to insure.
No no no no....when I was 19 3rd party fire & theft cost as much as the car I was driving & it was worth it.
What's that got to do with it?

Devil2575

13,400 posts

189 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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s m said:
BorkFactor said:
Devil2575 said:
This.

A hatchback is a lot more practical than a saloon car, especially an E46 biggrin
Tell me about it grumpy
Although in the world of everyday compromise, an E46 hatch is quite practical
E46 hatch?

TameRacingDriver

18,094 posts

273 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Crouchydc said:
I do get hot hatches and I had a few when I was younger but I think they have just become too expensive. Manufacturers now spends so much money chasing ever increasing figures they can brag about that they are starting to become too expensive for the common man. You can get a brand new lotus Elise for the price of a civic tyre r.
Though to be fair to the Civic in this comparison, that's a 1.6 Elise with 130 or so bhp versus a 300+ bhp Civic which will be much faster. I'd prefer to drive the Elise, obviously, but at least you are getting something extra for your money here.

If anything, I'd say it was the Lotus that was the overpriced one here. Basic Toyota engine out of a shopping kart put into an admittedly bespoke bodyshell.

Devil2575

13,400 posts

189 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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DiscoColin said:
Price of a fully optioned up Golf R is £47.5k. Boxsters start at £41.7k before options. There is overlap here, thus it isn't about new vs used. It isn't about price. It isn't about driving enjoyment. It is about whether someone can only have one car, needs back seats and isn't concerned about value. That really is the beginning, middle and end at the top end of the hot hatch market IMHO.

This brings me to where the current hot hatch premise completely collapses for me. When they were invented they were about affordable performance in a compact and practical package. Now the average full fat hot hatch can readily have a similar price to a more conventional (purpose built) performance car, be equally big or bigger on the road, no more able to fit into parking spaces, much more expensive to own (I am looking at you Mr Depreciation) and they don't even look much different to the untrained eye to an example of a tepid model in the range with the big wheels option ticked.

I do still 'get' them in principle, but find them a bit pointless these days due to the level of capability of mid-range equivalents and the general tendency of all modern mainstream hatchbacks to insulate the driver from the driving experience. In short, to me the hot hatch of today has become less of a halo model and more of a white elephant rolleyes

But it was certainly not always thus.....

Edited by DiscoColin on Thursday 11th February 18:25
Does anyone ever fully option a Golf? Does anyone ever buy a base spec Boxster?
Besides on is the cheapest car Porsche sell and the other is the most money you could spend on a Golf.

When I think of hot hatch I think of Golf GTI, Focus ST, Civic Type-R. Back in the day an Escort Cosworth was technically a hot hatch, as was an Integrale, but in reality they were something more. They were special and you paid a premium for them. I think of the Golf R, Focus RS etc in the same way. These aren't the hot hatches of the range, they are something more.

Compare base spec Focus ST to a base spec boxster and I think you get a better idea of the price differential between a typical hot hatch and a proper sports car.

Vincefox

20,566 posts

173 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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I get them, enjoy them and have owned one or two in the short term but for me they've always been temporary choices between 'proper' cars that i've kept for longer (bigger power, rwd). Owning them in the gaps between makes me appreciate both more.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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It's probably an age thing. As a child growing up in the 80s all I wanted was a Golf GTI/205 GTI/Astra GTE etc. Now in my 40s I wouldn't buy a hot hatch, partly for practical reasons but mostly I'd feel stupid. Same reason I no longer go to Mc Donald's or KFC - tastes change.

s m

23,243 posts

204 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Devil2575 said:
s m said:
BorkFactor said:
Devil2575 said:
This.

A hatchback is a lot more practical than a saloon car, especially an E46 biggrin
Tell me about it grumpy
Although in the world of everyday compromise, an E46 hatch is quite practical
E46 hatch?
Yes, they did one in the E36 range, then the E46 range - 4 and 6 cylinder versions. The 1-series hatch took over after that

911Kiwi

16 posts

99 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Have had a few hot hatches over the years - Fiat Abarth 130TC, 306 XSi and currently Golf VI Gti. Love them! Also have owned a 996 C2 for many years, which I love driving. The Golf and 911 drive completely differently - Golf instant turbo response and darty tied down fwd feel. 911 sounds great once the revs are up, and moves around a little in the 911 way. But both are wonderful to drive, and nice to have a change rather than driving the same feel every day.

Both feel better the harder you drive them. Btw have never bought new as the depreciation here in NZ is savage, would rather have a couple of nice used cars than a very nice new one...and finally I had a Golf VI Tsi 1.4 prior to the Gti and hated it - bought it for daughter to learn to drive in but didn't like the feel of it - geared for economy so DSG into top gear as soon as it could, whereas Gti has much sportier shift calibration and driving feel. Each to their own!


JuanEl

32 posts

253 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Billy_Whizzzz said:
You lost me when you talked of Jag saloons...
He lost me when he said get a TT instead of a golf GTI

Leins

9,473 posts

149 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Devil2575 said:
E46 hatch?

swanny71

2,860 posts

210 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Joratk said:
..............It applies to all hot hatches really - they are basically just the same as their less sporty counterpart, a Fiesta ST is still just a Ford Fiesta, a Leon Cupra is still just a Seat Leon. Go get a TT or something...
Rubbish, it might apply some some hot hatches, certainly not all.

We have two Clio's in the household, same age, similar mileage and both well cared for. The Trophy feels infinitely more special and drives like an entirely different car to the other one. It's just as much fun as the TVR and more fun than the last "nice saloon" I owned.


Patrick Bateman

12,189 posts

175 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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swanny71 said:
Rubbish, it might apply some some hot hatches, certainly not all.

We have two Clio's in the household, same age, similar mileage and both well cared for. The Trophy feels infinitely more special and drives like an entirely different car to the other one. It's just as much fun as the TVR and more fun than the last "nice saloon" I owned.
Have to agree with him.

It's true when you're properly driving it but there's nothing special to it when just pottering around, save for the absolutely solid ride- it's still just a hatch back.

DavidJG

3,551 posts

133 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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tgx said:
I had to censor my response due to violation of forum rule #1.

"Do not post material that a reasonable person would find offensive, annoying or upsetting..."

Sorry but dissing the hot hatch is like #$#$#%# in the pool.

Edited by tgx on Thursday 11th February 21:32
I don't get hot hatches personally, but would have to agree 100% with this sentiment. They provide a lot of enjoyment for people who do get them, and that has to be a good thing smile

(But I'm sticking with 2 seats, RWD, lots of power, and a floppy roof for my automotive fun)

skyrover

12,674 posts

205 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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"Hot" hatches do absolutely nothing for me.

I don't like FWD
I don't like transverse engines
I don't like little blob shaped car bodies
I don't like inline 4 cylinder engines
I don't like turbo lag

Edited by skyrover on Friday 12th February 10:36

CABC

5,589 posts

102 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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DavidJG said:
tgx said:
I had to censor my response due to violation of forum rule #1.

"Do not post material that a reasonable person would find offensive, annoying or upsetting..."

Sorry but dissing the hot hatch is like #$#$#%# in the pool.

Edited by tgx on Thursday 11th February 21:32
I don't get hot hatches personally, but would have to agree 100% with this sentiment. They provide a lot of enjoyment for people who do get them, and that has to be a good thing smile

(But I'm sticking with 2 seats, RWD, lots of power, and a floppy roof for my automotive fun)
but the original op didn't diss them, they just don't do it for him.

They don't for me either, but i don't hate on them. Renault in particular have blurred the lines.
I celebrate the choice and the achievement of many of them.

swanny71

2,860 posts

210 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Patrick Bateman said:
swanny71 said:
Rubbish, it might apply some some hot hatches, certainly not all.

We have two Clio's in the household, same age, similar mileage and both well cared for. The Trophy feels infinitely more special and drives like an entirely different car to the other one. It's just as much fun as the TVR and more fun than the last "nice saloon" I owned.
Have to agree with him.

It's true when you're properly driving it but there's nothing special to it when just pottering around, save for the absolutely solid ride- it's still just a hatch back.
Have you ever driven your Trophy back to back with a bog standard Clio? The fact that it's a small, light hatchback adds to the fun.

alexfrog

19 posts

100 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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I do agree slightly in the respect that something like a Porsche (Cayman would be my choice) is likely to superior in terms of handling and performance, it is a car designed to be a sports car from day one instead of a relatively cheap, practical car that has been given a sports model. Having said that, the increase in handling and performance of a modern day hot hatch seems to be progressing far quicker than the increase in performance of for example the new 2016 Boxster, when compared to the latest Leon Cupra. I'd imagine a lot of it comes down to how a lot of people find it to drive FWD cars. I'm only speculating here as I've only ever owned FWD cars but my current car would perhaps serve as a small amount of proof although not a hatch. From what I've read/watched/heard, a Boxster off the line and through the bends has got a fantastic amount grip and is probably going to be a very rewarding drive even if you are a bit clumsy with your feet whereas a hot hatch, maybe not a brand new one with a good diff, is going to take a bit more concentration and perhaps skill to pull away from a stand still without wheel spinning or carry a similar amount of speed through a corner without understeering. I'm not saying it's not possible to match the speed of a small sports car by any means and if you can get your entry speed, position and revs etc all perfect in a hot hatch it would surely be more rewarding? I currently drive a 9-3 estate and with 275bhp going to the front wheels, wheel spin, torque steer and understeer are daily problems I face at not particularly excessive speeds, but on the off chance I manage to get the revs just right, it is very quick. It will hopefully be in the classifieds soon as I am simply fed up with the size of it. 70% of the time it is just me in it, I don't need all that space for a rucksack and also my cousin is getting rid of a Boxster which I'll probably buy. On paper the Saab & Boxster (2007 2.7) aren't too dissimilar off the line but I am positive the Porsche is going to be way easier to drive without really concentrating. If you do have more than one friend (I reckon I've got at least two), it could/will be difficult going places with a Porsche, so on that basis a hot hatch wins straight up with practicality and any trip other than a B road blast or lonely commute and they aren't too big. My conclusion then, would suggest that maybe hot hatches aren't going to be the best fast cars out there when compared to a small sports car but they just make so much sense and you definitely look much less ridiculous in Golf GTI than a boxster!!

The most outrageous part of this whole thread is the fact that an Audi TT has been suggested as viable alternative to either a Porsche or a hot hatch. I genuinely wouldn't want a TT that was given to me. Such a bad example of a sports car.

Edited by alexfrog on Friday 12th February 10:55