RE: Shed of the Week: Chevrolet Blazer

RE: Shed of the Week: Chevrolet Blazer

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williamp

19,256 posts

273 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Yee-haw! Had one of these as a hire car in new york in the late 90s. Great slice of americana to us 21 year olds.. Always remember a button on the dash: "dome override".

Any ideas anyone?.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Dome Overide - American for 'Switch interior light on or off'

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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I went to the USA in 1995 as an intern and was issued with a 1986 S10 pickup with the 2.8. Coming from a Skoda Favorit, I had high expectations of the S10 and booted the throttle the first time I drove it in eager anticipation of leaving the yard in a cloud of gravel chippings. However, the chipping stayed firmly in place due to the S10's inability to pull the skin of a rice pudding. It really was hysterically slow, with a transmission that was rather clunky and needed an appointment made if I wanted it to kick down. The heater and air conditioning were rather mighty.

At the time my bosses wife had just taken delivery of a new S10 Blazer zackly like this shed. It had the 4.6 V6 and the full porn sofa interior. I had a drive in it and was impressed how quickly it got off the make, but alarmed in equal measure how the chassis seemed to dart off and shortly after the body would catch up, as if connected my elastic rather than bolts or weld. SUV's were doomed for me after this.

The S10 I had was impeccably reliable, if the shed is it would be a redeeming feature.

powerstroke

10,283 posts

160 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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stephen300o said:
skyrover said:
These are tough little 4x4's and GM sold them by the bucketload.

However it is anything but a "yank tank". It was always sold as a compact SUV and they are dwarfed by modern European 4x4's

Chevrolet Blazer

Length: 181.2 in (4,602 mm)
Width: 67.8 in (1,722 mm)

Land Rover Discovery

Length: 190.5 in (4,838 mm)
Width: 79.6 in (2,022 mm)

Edited by skyrover on Friday 12th February 10:46
These writers won't let facts get in the way of their stupidity, a little predudice to flavour the pasting of old jokes and hackneyed cliches. It's what pistonheads is all about.
Yes and they go on about Defenders as if they were some amazing automotive god to be worshiped instead of a out of date pile of dog st, not that these small Blazers were much to write home about even the most ardent american car fan would admit to that..

unsprung

5,467 posts

124 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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DrSteveBrule said:
Dome Overide - American for 'Switch interior light on or off'
That's correct.

The so-called "dome light" was typically a single dome-shaped light affixed to the ceiling of the interior of the car.

Today, however, it is often a collection of lights. There may be one or two each in the front row as well as over the rear seats and, again, into the third row, where there may be additional seats or a cargo area.

The number of lights can add up. And if you're having a tailgate party or you're on a job site, you may want to keep doors and/or tailgate open -- without need of the dome lights. The dome override takes care of that.

A local car dealership talks about this on YouTube.

The presenter has a heavy regional (Southern) accent. The contemporary vehicle appears to be a Chevrolet Equinox, but I'm not sure. It is one of those crossover utility vehicles (CUVs) that are popular today.









Edited by unsprung on Friday 12th February 21:35

Mr Tidy

22,327 posts

127 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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hornetrider said:
This.

What a piss poor article. For shame. Shame!!!11!
Well maybe it was sold because it was a good deal (despite your urinatory objections)!

Had a Blazer as a company rental in Boston in 1999 and it behaved perfectly - a car that suited it's environment!

But on PH positivity isn't always well-received so it must have been a POS?!

thecleverbit

40 posts

142 months

Friday 12th February 2016
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Is st heap one word or two?

What a crap car.

mikEsprit

827 posts

186 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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I like Ford over Chevy, but I don't remember these being any worse or better than the other similar vehicles around at the time. The 2-door ones are actually pretty good looking vehicles.

The 4.3 six cylinder was generally thought of as a decent engine. In the 00's, there were significant advances in both hp and mpg so almost any suv from that period is going to be comparative crap to more recent stuff.

to3m

1,226 posts

170 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Excellent article, but how very dare you suggest that CO2 is noxious? I know you didn't mean it, but you came across as a confused tree hugger, and that's simply not on in a car forum.

Consider your ankles firmly bitten.
Volunteering to breathe an elevated level of carbon dioxide? Rather you than me wink

GravelBen

15,685 posts

230 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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I think the GMC Typhoon was based on the Blazer... but with a turbo bolted onto the V6 to give 280bhp, 0-60 in 5.7 and a 14.5 second 1/4 mile. hehe



Must have seemed a bit mad for the early 90s!

skyrover

12,671 posts

204 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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to3m said:
mybrainhurts said:
Excellent article, but how very dare you suggest that CO2 is noxious? I know you didn't mean it, but you came across as a confused tree hugger, and that's simply not on in a car forum.

Consider your ankles firmly bitten.
Volunteering to breathe an elevated level of carbon dioxide? Rather you than me wink
It's plant food... more Co2 encourages flora growth which in turn produces more oxygen. The system is somewhat self balancing.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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Shed said:
If you want to pursue the question of how long it was in the PH classifieds, perhaps Breadvan72 or someone from the quantum physics thread will be prepared to take it on.
Well I know pretty much zip about quantum physics, and not even Schrodinger's cat would be seen dead/not dead in this heap, but it's definitely giving me the Gravitational Waves.

probably chalk

671 posts

192 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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Any SOTW that isn't yet another German saloon / estate is a win for me so this one's great.
In fact how about a six month moratorium on German barges to ensure things stay interesting?

X5TUU

11,939 posts

187 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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Quirky, cheap and a great conversation/argue point so for me it's a good one ... Plus can you imagine how much you could weigh it in for when it finally dies!

Earl of Petrol

493 posts

122 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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No.

unsprung

5,467 posts

124 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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X5TUU said:
Quirky, cheap and a great conversation/argue point so for me it's a good one ... Plus can you imagine how much you could weigh it in for when it finally dies!
At an average kerb weight of 1717kg, this 1998 Blazer will be significantly less fruitful at "weigh it in" time than, say, a BMW X5.



to3m

1,226 posts

170 months

Saturday 13th February 2016
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skyrover said:
to3m said:
mybrainhurts said:
Excellent article, but how very dare you suggest that CO2 is noxious? I know you didn't mean it, but you came across as a confused tree hugger, and that's simply not on in a car forum.

Consider your ankles firmly bitten.
Volunteering to breathe an elevated level of carbon dioxide? Rather you than me wink
It's plant food... more Co2 encourages flora growth which in turn produces more oxygen. The system is somewhat self balancing.
Dog turds are plant food too - but that doesn't make them any better for you to eat smile

Even if CO2 isn't noxious per se (just in case "noxious" has some precise technical definition), and is benign at atmospheric concentrations, that doesn't make it an especially good for you at higher concentrations, which was how I interpreted the original claim. You can breathe in various combinations of gasses with (in many cases) no particular ill effects, provided there's enough oxygen, but CO2 is an exception. The human body treats elevated CO2 levels as asphyxiation, and eventually you'll die from the effects - and quite painfully - even if there's otherwise enough oxygen.

I'm not saying that the day-to-day risk of this is especially high.

annodomini2

6,861 posts

251 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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j_s14a said:
Blade. laser. Blazer.
Aye, it cuts, burns and decapitates you all at the same time

skyrover

12,671 posts

204 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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to3m said:
skyrover said:
to3m said:
mybrainhurts said:
Excellent article, but how very dare you suggest that CO2 is noxious? I know you didn't mean it, but you came across as a confused tree hugger, and that's simply not on in a car forum.

Consider your ankles firmly bitten.
Volunteering to breathe an elevated level of carbon dioxide? Rather you than me wink
It's plant food... more Co2 encourages flora growth which in turn produces more oxygen. The system is somewhat self balancing.
Dog turds are plant food too - but that doesn't make them any better for you to eat smile

Even if CO2 isn't noxious per se (just in case "noxious" has some precise technical definition), and is benign at atmospheric concentrations, that doesn't make it an especially good for you at higher concentrations, which was how I interpreted the original claim. You can breathe in various combinations of gasses with (in many cases) no particular ill effects, provided there's enough oxygen, but CO2 is an exception. The human body treats elevated CO2 levels as asphyxiation, and eventually you'll die from the effects - and quite painfully - even if there's otherwise enough oxygen.

I'm not saying that the day-to-day risk of this is especially high.
Our atmosphere is composed of 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide.

Expose to up to over 7% co2 in less than an hour can cause problems, however over the longer term (a week or so), the kidneys compensate by producing more bicarbonate and thus the human body self-rugulates

So death by suffocation from Co2 is far less of worry than the planet turning to a crisp wink

Escort Si-130

3,272 posts

180 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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What a serious utter amount of st written by PH. I mean seriousl like WTF!!! After the second paragraph all the stereotypical st about American becomes as dry as fk. Surprised you didn't even drop the Donald Trump line, or maybe you did as I couldn't even be bothered to read anymore.

VERY POOR PATHETIC WAY TO DO SHED OF THE WEEK. Real fking turn off and amateur pathetic childish journalism.