Why does nobody ever buy a house?

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Thankyou4calling

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10,603 posts

173 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Escape to the country, A place in the sun, Homes by the sea.

Why is is that (with the exception of Location, location, location) the "Housebuyers" on these programmes almost never buy a house?

And not only that, they often aren't even in a position to buy one.

A property expert shows them several hand picked gems which they ohh and ahh over and then when it comes to the crunch, they find some lame excuse not to pile in.

Do they just want and get a free holiday or tour of the county because if so I might apply.

I'm thinking of buying a 5 bed house in Pacific Heights, San Francisco. My budget is $5 million. Please fly me there, show me around and let me waste your time when you discover, having thought about it for ten years I now want to think about it some more.

Muppets!

Jasandjules

69,895 posts

229 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Seen a fair few "a place in the sun" where they bought.....

brman

1,233 posts

109 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Would you buy one of only 3 properties that an estate agent has chosen for you?

ColinM50

2,631 posts

175 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Worse than that, Place in the Sun has teenage girlies who are the expert presenters. One of them couldn't work out which way was south when the "buyer" asked her. FFS, look at the sun, it's a bit of a giveaway

ooo000ooo

2,531 posts

194 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Wife was watching a place in the sun last week, they showed the family houses with pools and and stuff worth 350k and above. The family lived back in the UK in a house worth 60k, then did like for like comparisons on a tin of beans!

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

224 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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The thing that really pisses me off is when she says "Now I know you were looking for something 15th Century with lots of character, stables and at least 10 acres of land, but I want to show you this 2 bed apartment just a 10 minute walk to the tube."


Seriously??!!

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Amanda Lamb always gives me a tingling feeling in the gentleman area

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

224 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Welshbeef said:
Amanda Lamb always gives me a tingling feeling in the gentleman area
Did you know she used to be a fella?

Squiggs

1,520 posts

155 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Cheap TV!
I would like to think the prospective customers have to 'prove' they are worthy of their budget - yet the format always seems to be ......

Mr & Mrs Smith have a budget of £750k ..... they want 6 bedrooms, a tennis court, a paddock for six horses and enough lawn to warrant Mr Smith to use a ride on lawn mower.

They were shown one property at £850K.
It had 10 bedrooms, an orchard that a was impossible to use a ride on lawn mower in, no paddock or tennis court and it was £100k over budget.

They were shown another at £950k.
It had a paddock for 10 horses, 2 tennis courts, enough lawn to keep a sit on lawn mower busy for 3 days, but it only had 4 bedrooms and was £200k over budget

The third they were shown was just 10k over budget.
It wasn't in the area they wanted to move to - although it did have a paddock.
But in the space that could have been a tennis court there was a swimming pool and it only had 2 bedrooms.

Mr & Mrs Smith are still looking for a property that meets their size and need requirements, in the area they want to move to, within a budget they can afford!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Welshbeef said:
Amanda Lamb always gives me a tingling feeling in the gentleman area
How do you get her into the Gents?

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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gizlaroc said:
Welshbeef said:
Amanda Lamb always gives me a tingling feeling in the gentleman area
Did you know she used to be a fella?
She must have defied biology then to give birth to a daughter...

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

224 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Welshbeef said:
She must have defied biology then to give birth to a daughter...
Haha. I always think she looks like she could play rugby well.

paulwirral

3,133 posts

135 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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[quote=Squiggs]Cheap TV!

Cheap day out !

irocfan

40,452 posts

190 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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I do enjoy the programmes - only problem for me and Mrs I is that we can seriously see ourselves moving to some of the areas mentioned (the Florida ones are always eye opening and making us question current lifestyle)

rubystone

11,254 posts

259 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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I've yet to see an episode of Escape To The Country where the purchaser has a budget of less than £600,000. that's like shooting fish in a barrel.

5potTurbo

12,532 posts

168 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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There's the other show about moving down under. If there was ever the great possibility of a free holiday, that's the one!


marcosgt

11,021 posts

176 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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...because they only go on the show to be on TV and/or get a free holiday.

Simple!

M.

DonkeyApple

55,292 posts

169 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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marcosgt said:
...because they only go on the show to be on TV and/or get a free holiday.

Simple!

M.
Bingo. They aren't actually in the market for a property just pretending to be in exchange for a stylish free gift and a ten minute opportunity to pretend to their friends that they are wealthier than they actually are.

All this type of TV is wholly fabricated. It doesn't work if they have to wait and investigate to find real cases. You make the cases and film them and sell the show ASAP.

toon10

6,185 posts

157 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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I thought all the people on Escape to the Country were fellow PH'ers. Meet Mike, a 28 year old motor vehicle technician and his wife, Susan, a 25 year old hair stylist. They are after their 2nd property and have a budget of £1.3 million...

I went to Krakow a few years back for a 40th birthday and we were sitting in the main square soaking up the sun and the local beer when we noticed Amanda Lamb standing right next to us filming an episode. There were a few stag do's and boozed up Brits abroad in the area and she copped a load of sexual innuendo and wolf whistles. I felt really sorry for the poor woman trying to do her job. I watched the episode some months later and the whole main square filming had been cut.

droopsnoot

11,939 posts

242 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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irocfan said:
I do enjoy the programmes - only problem for me and Mrs I is that we can seriously see ourselves moving to some of the areas mentioned (the Florida ones are always eye opening and making us question current lifestyle)
Most of the time when the stuff looks good value, it means you need to squint at the bit in the closing titles where they tell you how long ago it was filmed. It's not been so bad recently, but I remember talking to a guy in work about one that had been on the night before in the Lake District, but had been filmed about three years earlier.