Confessions from quality control part 3 - Dagenham!

Confessions from quality control part 3 - Dagenham!

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Blakewater

4,309 posts

157 months

Friday 8th April 2016
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How do you pay people according to quantity and quality where something complex is being built on a production line? The guy who fits the wheels may be diligent but his work can be slowed down by the guy fitting the doors holding people up or the person supplying the wheels being slow or providing the wrong sort.

He also doesn't want to lose pay because a car has come off the production line misbuilt with the wrong seats in it, a fault that's nothing to do with his workmanship.

I don't work in manufacturing but I have worked for a company where productivity is very heavily monitored to the point where the company times how long people take to go to the toilet. Staff are demotivated and don't last long in their jobs to the point where there are high sickness levels and staffing is low because many people have left. Diligent workers have been told to work faster at the expense of quality because their quality levels have been above target while productivity has been below. That shows little regard for customer satisfaction.

If a company is employing people to do a job it should be employing people it can trust to do that job right. Orwellian type monitoring, threats, penalties and punishments demotivate diligent workers who are capable of doing a job well because the targets tend to be set by people who don't understand the work and don't, in practice, care about the quality of the product and the satisfaction of the customer. The targets become an all consuming part of the job and the way the work is done tends to be more about massaging the figures than being truly efficient.

HD Adam

5,148 posts

184 months

Friday 8th April 2016
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When I were a lad in the late 70's, I was doing an apprenticeship as an auto electrician.

The local main British Leyland dealers in town didn't have a sparky and our little garage was sub contracted to do their work.

I used to see an awful lot of Maxis, Marinas, Princesses, Montego etc with only one wing drilled & fitted with a side repeater.

That would drive the flasher unit crazy and fail the dealer PDI.

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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rofl loved the Welsh one, more please!!!

Jodyone

243 posts

120 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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These posts are wonderful, I'll add my voice to the chorus crying for more.

I currently work regularly in an old Transit factory in Wales that is being reincarnated as film studios, your pictures look very familiar! I guess the factory structures, colours, and so on, were the same company wide. There are plenty of faded, hopeless, motivational/instructional memos and posters still stuck to inscrutable control panels, and on the walls of drab little offices. It's fascinating to explore, visualising characters like Tefal marching around..!

tobinen

9,222 posts

145 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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I can't get Viz's Cockney wker out of my head now. Very good read.

Tango13

8,427 posts

176 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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Blakewater said:
How do you pay people according to quantity and quality where something complex is being built on a production line? The guy who fits the wheels may be diligent but his work can be slowed down by the guy fitting the doors holding people up or the person supplying the wheels being slow or providing the wrong sort.

He also doesn't want to lose pay because a car has come off the production line misbuilt with the wrong seats in it, a fault that's nothing to do with his workmanship.

I don't work in manufacturing but I have worked for a company where productivity is very heavily monitored to the point where the company times how long people take to go to the toilet. Staff are demotivated and don't last long in their jobs to the point where there are high sickness levels and staffing is low because many people have left. Diligent workers have been told to work faster at the expense of quality because their quality levels have been above target while productivity has been below. That shows little regard for customer satisfaction.

If a company is employing people to do a job it should be employing people it can trust to do that job right. Orwellian type monitoring, threats, penalties and punishments demotivate diligent workers who are capable of doing a job well because the targets tend to be set by people who don't understand the work and don't, in practice, care about the quality of the product and the satisfaction of the customer. The targets become an all consuming part of the job and the way the work is done tends to be more about massaging the figures than being truly efficient.
In my experience of manufacturing the best way to motivate any worker is to have the quality of the product as the main driver. Once you have a worker that takes pride in the quality of their work then an increase in productivity should follow.

It only takes one worker not giving a fk to destroy any chance of making progress, if you can't change the worker, change the worker wink

I used to work nights and saw the difference between the two day shifts. One shift were real team players, if they had a good night they would 'give' me some of their production and in turn I would do extra to help make their numbers look good. The other shift were lazy and would only do the bare minimum required, they were mostly ex British Aerospace with a bloody minded 'them & us' attitude.

Jodyone

243 posts

120 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
Jodyone said:
I currently work regularly in an old Transit factory in Wales that is being reincarnated as film studios, your pictures look very familiar! I guess the factory structures, colours, and so on, were the same company wide. There are plenty of faded, hopeless, motivational/instructional memos and posters still stuck to inscrutable control panels, and on the walls of drab little offices. It's fascinating to explore, visualising characters like Tefal marching around..!
I don't think they ever made vans in Wales, the Tranny van plant was in Swaythling, Southampton. It has since shut down. Lots of other defunct car/component plants in Wales though. Anyway - yes - I love these faded, desperate old places too.

Jodyone said:
These posts are wonderful, I'll add my voice to the chorus crying for more.
Thank you. I really appreciate that. I'm quite tempted to write a book, maybe crowdfund it with a free copy to supporters, or something. I wonder if anyone would go for that? Fiat was crazy. I even got robbed. Maybe I'll do that when I get a moment.

More on my blog. smile
I'm very good at being wrong about things like this- way better than I am at being right- but it is known locally as the old transit factory and that is now part of the studio's folklore..! Maybe it just made components though. There are lots of big old signs saying AXLE PLANT and so on, around. I've only got a few pictures on my photoblog here http://halfnakedape.com/blog/2013/12/1/still-life-..., I have plenty others, I must collate into a rational album.

I'd buy the book! Hell yes. Maybe kickstarter if that isn't burned out by now..?

Krikkit

26,527 posts

181 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
Thank you. I really appreciate that. I'm quite tempted to write a book, maybe crowdfund it with a free copy to supporters, or something. I wonder if anyone would go for that? Fiat was crazy. I even got robbed. Maybe I'll do that when I get a moment.

More on my blog. smile
Crowdfunded and published on Kindle would be a good read. There was a chap on here who did the same with his advanced driving book.

Blakewater

4,309 posts

157 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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Tango13 said:
In my experience of manufacturing the best way to motivate any worker is to have the quality of the product as the main driver. Once you have a worker that takes pride in the quality of their work then an increase in productivity should follow.

It only takes one worker not giving a fk to destroy any chance of making progress, if you can't change the worker, change the worker wink

I used to work nights and saw the difference between the two day shifts. One shift were real team players, if they had a good night they would 'give' me some of their production and in turn I would do extra to help make their numbers look good. The other shift were lazy and would only do the bare minimum required, they were mostly ex British Aerospace with a bloody minded 'them & us' attitude.
I've been in a situation in the past where I've known I can do something right by taking time over it and that will prevent future customer queries and future work, but my instruction has been to work fast and simply process off individual work items now rather than worry about the bigger picture. So long as the quality control was just the right side of the threshold, that's all that mattered. I'm diligent and seeing corners cut and customers annoyed just for the sake of doing things fast with the bare minimum of staff makes my teeth itch. That and endless corporate jargon and silly acronyms.

The Moose

22,846 posts

209 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
I saw that. I really ought to get my finger out. Thanks.

I started to write what I saw at Fiat but no-one will believe it. It starts nicely with a hot summer and a friendly Lancia driving Italian colleague, it finishes with Albanian beggar women and an afternoon shouting in a Police station.
I recon that sounds like a good read. The Fiat bit I mean!

With regards to the book, there are plenty of self publishing options available to you.

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
The Moose said:
I recon that sounds like a good read. The Fiat bit I mean!

With regards to the book, there are plenty of self publishing options available to you.
Thanks. Amazon is a bit of a bugger to fathom but I'll get there.

Fiat! A tiny snippet, then; I was at a company who made wiring looms, a big old dirty place with bags of rubbish piled against the wall and rats everywhere. Horrible. The production manager took me on a tour and proudly announced that they made looms for every leading car manufacturer in Europe. As we were walking I noticed one loom where the wires were damaged and not soldered/fixed into the connector properly. I picked up it up and asked what the problem was. He looked at me, holding this a handful of frayed cables, like I was an idiot. "Problem? No! Eeez only for Fee-at!"

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Was the factory in East Anglia?

Leins

9,462 posts

148 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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Book please! smile

I reckon you could add a single, completely fictitious story in with all the real ones, so if any of the car companies gets a bit stroppy you can tell them it was their's that was make-believe. Might be interesting to see if anyone could spot it

mwstewart

7,596 posts

188 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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Great thread!

Some photos of these places - as they were or now delrelict - would be good smile


bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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Absolutely cracking stories there Crack Fox, I've thoroughly enjoyed them all - I do hope there's more to come!

Possibly a poor analogy, but I do find your writing akin to things like 'Boys from the Blackstuff' & 'Auf Wiedersehen Pet'... the right balance between tragedy, black humour & genuine laugh-out-loud comedy.

I genuinely believe you will go on to greater heights, you deserve it sir!

boxedin

1,353 posts

126 months

Wednesday 13th April 2016
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The Dagenham Towers:

bobski1

1,773 posts

104 months

Tuesday 26th April 2016
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boxedin said:
The Dagenham Towers:
There are gone now though aren't they?

Brilliant read & would love to see a book!

Although I have to say quality has massively improved from this story

Monkeylegend

26,377 posts

231 months

Tuesday 26th April 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
Interesting stuff
Have you spent time in any American prisons by any chance wink

unsprung

5,467 posts

124 months

Tuesday 26th April 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
Book is now WIP. I'm tempted to publish it as 'a work of fiction' so I don't end up with Ford's lawyers bumming my dog.

Each chapter is named after a company and factory location. I've got about 20 already.
Well done, OP. I've noticed also the URL of your website -- it appears on the "website" line of your Pistonheads profile -- and you are indeed a prolific chap. Inspiring! coffee

Leins

9,462 posts

148 months

Wednesday 27th April 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
The book will feature chapters on most car factories, some were worse than others. This isn't a comprehensive assessment of the quality control of every line of every factory I visited in the world, more a loose collection of stories of the balls-ups, bodges and funny stuff I encountered on my travels. smile
Brilliant, looking forward to it! smile

David87

6,654 posts

212 months

Wednesday 27th April 2016
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Fantastic. Sign me up for the book. clap