Bench seat up-front, automatic, modern... Options?

Bench seat up-front, automatic, modern... Options?

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Slow

6,973 posts

138 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Defender surely?

Gruber

6,313 posts

215 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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C70R said:
Wow - a real mix of ideas there. Thank you all.

I think some are missing the "small" requirement, particularly with suggestions of Transits and Defenders. She currently drives a supermini, and loves having a small car (we park on the street and live in a busy area), so she's unlikely to want to significantly increase its size.

I'm speechless about that Honda thing with the sliding door. I think she'd actually kill me if I suggested that to her!

I'll take a look through the Jap Oddball thread for some inspiration, but ideas are always welcome!
My Defender 90 is shorter than a Polo. In many respects it is the perfect London car. High up, you can see all four corners easily, it is short, no-one messes, and it is effortlessly cool and accepted almost universally. JFDI.

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

100 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Cactus looks good.

aeropilot

34,666 posts

228 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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Baryonyx said:
What's wrong with the CVT in her Jazz?
I would think the clue in that is the letters ..... CVT.


Short for Completely Vile Transmission.

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aeropilot

34,666 posts

228 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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C70R said:
Whatever your opinions, it's not inherently unsafe if the dog is attached securely (normally has a seatbelt lead), and she bloody loves that little dog!
Hopefully she won't have to see it's neck broken as it flies towards the dashboard in an accident before the restraint belt/collar snaps it's neck......unless it's wearing a full body harness of course.


I despair at people who treat animals as surrogate humans.....banghead

Rjbell

152 posts

97 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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I never new the cactus had this option. I love it even more now!

tedman

368 posts

105 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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Surely the dog would be safer in the boot with a dog gate/railing??

This seems to be more vanity and image over safety.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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Rjbell said:
I never new the cactus had this option. I love it even more now!
The Auto Box on a cactus is horrendous.
You will need to buy yourself, your wife and the dog one of those Boxing/rugby head protectors.
If you try to put your foot down any more than 1/2 way, it starts to accelerate then a second later changes gear.
Think Wayne's World

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

247 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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CaptainMorgan said:
Maybe I've missed something but why cant the dog sit on the passenger seat?
In my car, that's where the pussy goes.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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tedman said:
This seems to be more vanity and image over safety.
yes Someone has watched some wk american film with some woman driving around with her dog in the front seat and thinks that's a good look. I think my 2nd wife saw something with a woman looking cool rollerblading with a baby in a sling and decided that means she wanted a child.

Just put the four legged st machine in the boot, you won't be able to smell it as strongly then either.

Edited by dme123 on Friday 29th April 16:28

C70R

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17,596 posts

105 months

Tuesday 3rd May 2016
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aeropilot said:
C70R said:
Whatever your opinions, it's not inherently unsafe if the dog is attached securely (normally has a seatbelt lead), and she bloody loves that little dog!
Hopefully she won't have to see it's neck broken as it flies towards the dashboard in an accident before the restraint belt/collar snaps it's neck......unless it's wearing a full body harness of course.


I despair at people who treat animals as surrogate humans.....banghead
Top marks for assumption there, old chap. Probably worth winding your neck in a little, unless you like going off on random, angry tangents with no evidence.

The dog always wears a harness, whether walking or in the car. I have no need to treat him like a "surrogate human", but thank you for trying to suck the joy out of this discussion for everyone.


ETA - Same goes for dme/tedman.
I can't imagine how miserable your lives must be to come on a thread where I'm looking for advice, and for your only contribution to be a poor effort to knock my OH for enjoying the company of her dog on the front seat?
Perhaps we should all put babies in the boot too, so that you've got nothing to make snide remarks about?

Edited by C70R on Tuesday 3rd May 13:21

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 3rd May 2016
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C70R said:
Perhaps we should all put babies in the boot too, so that you've got nothing to make snide remarks about?
Not knowing why we'd treat a baby differently to an animal kind of illustrates the point.

Rick1.8t

1,463 posts

180 months

Tuesday 3rd May 2016
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C70R said:
aeropilot said:
C70R said:
Whatever your opinions, it's not inherently unsafe if the dog is attached securely (normally has a seatbelt lead), and she bloody loves that little dog!
Hopefully she won't have to see it's neck broken as it flies towards the dashboard in an accident before the restraint belt/collar snaps it's neck......unless it's wearing a full body harness of course.


I despair at people who treat animals as surrogate humans.....banghead
Top marks for assumption there, old chap. Probably worth winding your neck in a little, unless you like going off on random, angry tangents with no evidence.

The dog always wears a harness, whether walking or in the car. I have no need to treat him like a "surrogate human", but thank you for trying to suck the joy out of this discussion for everyone.


ETA - Same goes for dme/tedman.
I can't imagine how miserable your lives must be to come on a thread where I'm looking for advice, and for your only contribution to be a poor effort to knock my OH for enjoying the company of her dog on the front seat?
Perhaps we should all put babies in the boot too, so that you've got nothing to make snide remarks about?

Edited by C70R on Tuesday 3rd May 13:21
I agree with both of them, too many people with animals crawling around all over the front of their cars while they drive along, stick it in the back of the car in your harness thing or better yet behind a dog-guard if you value its and your safety above being able to cuddle it 24/7.

I love dogs and weekly walked the OH's parents dog so i got a dog-guard and stuck it in the boot where it was safest for us both and didnt completely st the whole car up when it was muddy....

Edited by Rick1.8t on Tuesday 3rd May 14:24

C70R

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17,596 posts

105 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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dme123 said:
Not knowing why we'd treat a baby differently to an animal kind of illustrates the point.
Oh, bless you. Still trolling? Please don't waste your energy - it's not really painting you in a great light...

Rick1.8t said:
I agree with both of them, too many people with animals crawling around all over the front of their cars while they drive along, stick it in the back of the car in your harness thing or better yet behind a dog-guard if you value its and your safety above being able to cuddle it 24/7.

I love dogs and weekly walked the OH's parents dog so i got a dog-guard and stuck it in the boot where it was safest for us both and didnt completely st the whole car up when it was muddy....
Oh, hey. You've walked a dog a few times. So, you must be the resident expert. Thanks for the reply.

As an "expert, you would know that if a small dog is properly secured, it can't "crawl around" all over the front seat. It's no more distracting than having a child or babyseat up-front. Perhaps you wouldn't recommend either of those?

I'm keen to hear you explain how an unsecured dog crashing into a dog-guard in the event of an accident is "safer" than a harnessed tether that is too short for a 9kg dog to reach the dashboard. But hey, I suppose you're the expert after all.


In the event that the unhelpful trolls don't return, have we exhausted the available options? Is there anything else to consider?

C70R

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17,596 posts

105 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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Gruber said:
My Defender 90 is shorter than a Polo. In many respects it is the perfect London car. High up, you can see all four corners easily, it is short, no-one messes, and it is effortlessly cool and accepted almost universally. JFDI.
Yeah... perhaps not. My OH is a little more feminine and cosmopolitan than the average PHer. Were it me, I wouldn't discount it out of hand. But coming from a Jazz, I doubt she could think of anything worse.

tedman

368 posts

105 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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C70R said:
My OH is a little more feminine and cosmopolitan than the average PHer.
Yes of course, we are all just butch luddites with no grasp of cosmopolitan style and chic.

The dog on the front seat is also a distraction, potentially worse than a mobile phone in my opinion.

C70R

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17,596 posts

105 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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tedman said:
C70R said:
My OH is a little more feminine and cosmopolitan than the average PHer.
Yes of course, we are all just butch luddites with no grasp of cosmopolitan style and chic.

The dog on the front seat is also a distraction, potentially worse than a mobile phone in my opinion.
Thanks for a really helpful contribution.
Almost as helpful as the bloke who suggested that my OH get out of an automatic Jazz and into a Defender (most don't have a bench, none are automatic) as the solution. Let's ignore the fact that I specified "automatic" and "hatchback/supermini".

There's no use us having the discussion about the dog, as I've addressed it numerous times. It's perfectly legal (phones aren't) and perfectly safe if the dog is properly restrained (no less safe than a baby or small child). But I suspect you know that already, and just wanted something to make a whiny point about.

Honestly, sometimes this place is so much less friendly than the single-marque forums I've used. I wonder if people sign up here just to piss and moan at strangers?

ETA - I've just looked at your car history. A more dismal and depressing bunch I couldn't imagine - not much evidence of your "style and chic" in there. laugh

Edited by C70R on Friday 6th May 10:25

tedman

368 posts

105 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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C70R said:
ETA - I've just looked at your car history. A more dismal and depressing bunch I couldn't imagine - not much evidence of your "style and chic" in there. laugh
I never suggested that I, personally, had any style or chic.

Yes, my car history isn't exactly exciting, but it's a bit pathetic to drag that into your argument rolleyes

Some of your comments had a slight air of superiority about them, hence my previous responses.

Anyway, have fun finding a bench seat for your wonderful, cosmopolitan lifestyle.

C70R

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105 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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tedman said:
I never suggested that I, personally, had any style or chic.
Then why did you decide to get offended on behalf of an entire forum to which you've barely contributed? Slow day at work?

tedman said:
Some of your comments had a slight air of superiority about them, hence my previous responses.
I came here to politely ask for examples of a specific thing, some people chose to make "JFDI" suggestions that were miles off the mark, and to (rudely) question my motivations. Such a waste of bandwidth, and not really helping anyone but themselves (with some odd feeling of satisfaction). Can you blame me for feeling a bit exasperated?

tedman said:
Anyway, have fun finding a bench seat for your wonderful, cosmopolitan lifestyle.
Thank you.
Have fun with your Mazda hatchback.

ExplosiveVasectomy

35 posts

102 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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