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EricE

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1,945 posts

129 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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"Someone just parked in front of a speed camera, lifted his boot so nobody could get caught speeding. Then went to the pub across the road."



(not my picture, i saw it posted here: http://imgur.com/BdqnylH)

Hudson

1,857 posts

187 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Imgur commenters are miserable s aren't they.

Got a chuckle out of this, but considering people have ended up in court for a warning flash, you'd be brave to do this. You could always claim it's broken down it is a porsche after all

Lagerlout

1,810 posts

236 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Legend.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Yeah, inhibiting the use of a safety camera in a residential area where it could do some good.
When they are are already a scarce, underfunded resource. What a dick.

Sump

5,484 posts

167 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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wormus said:
Yeah, inhibiting the use of a safety camera in a residential area where it could do some good.
When they are are already a scarce, underfunded resource. What a dick.
Lold.

Wacky Racer

38,159 posts

247 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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wormus said:
Yeah, inhibiting the use of a safety camera in a residential area where it could do some good.
When they are are already a scarce, underfunded resource. What a dick.
Definitely. The Porsche owner should have his car confiscated and be forced to watch six episodes of Miranda.

0000

13,812 posts

191 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Brilliant. hehe

fangio

988 posts

234 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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wormus said:
Yeah, inhibiting the use of a safety camera in a residential area where it could do some good.
When they are are already a scarce, underfunded overfunded resource. What a dick.
Some dicks still believe they are safety cameras; they're not, they ARE tax machines. cry


Edited by fangio on Thursday 28th April 22:58

sebhaque

6,404 posts

181 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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A few years back I used to commute down a road that would often have a speed camera van parked on it. The road widened to have two lanes going either way, wasn't a dual carriageway but would see median speeds higher than the 30mph limit it was set at. A few hundred yards down the road the limit extended to 40mph.

After dozens of people got caught attempting murder by hitting 37mph just before a 40mph limit, one of the residents who lived locally and had a Transit van, used to park it right up against the back (camera face) of the scamera van. He used to block someone's driveway by doing so, but I believe it took all of three seconds for the driveway owner to sympathise and allow his van-owning friend to "visit".

castex

4,936 posts

273 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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That's a residential area. I would want my children to be able to cross the road in safety. Kids drop things, forget where they are. Spur of the moment. That sort of thing.
This would have been cool on a dual carriageway.

fangio

988 posts

234 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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castex said:
That's a residential area. I would want my children to be able to cross the road in safety. Kids drop things, forget where they are. Spur of the moment. That sort of thing.
This would have been cool on a dual carriageway.
Another one!

djdest

6,542 posts

178 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Google "Block their shot", there are loads of people doing it in Australia and taking photos of the daftest ones laugh


Black_S3

2,669 posts

188 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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castex said:
That's a residential area. I would want my children to be able to cross the road in safety. Kids drop things, forget where they are. Spur of the moment. That sort of thing.
This would have been cool on a dual carriageway.
They can probably do all this at the same time mr porsche is being a hero.

Wacky Racer

38,159 posts

247 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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castex said:
That's a residential area. I would want my children to be able to cross the road in safety. Kids drop things, forget where they are. Spur of the moment. That sort of thing.
This would have been cool on a dual carriageway.
I don't think many on here would have an issue if they were sighted in sensible places for instance outside a school at 3.30, clearly visible from a long way off, so you would have to be half blind or extremely careless to go through one.

Hoofy

76,354 posts

282 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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biggrin

Problem for Mr Porsche is they could do him for obstructing the police. It's not too dissimilar to doing this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1343959/Dr...


Potatoes

3,572 posts

170 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Love that!

V8RX7

26,862 posts

263 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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castex said:
That's a residential area. I would want my children to be able to cross the road in safety. Kids drop things, forget where they are. Spur of the moment. That sort of thing.
Then don't let them out by themselves until they can cross the road - it's really not hard - google "Green Cross Code"

I don't want random lemmings damaging my car.

greygoose

8,260 posts

195 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Not heroic really, looks like a residential area as others have said, speeding there isn't fighting "the man" it's being a tt.

mdavids

675 posts

184 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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V8RX7 said:
castex said:
That's a residential area. I would want my children to be able to cross the road in safety. Kids drop things, forget where they are. Spur of the moment. That sort of thing.
Then don't let them out by themselves until they can cross the road - it's really not hard - google "Green Cross Code"

I don't want random lemmings damaging my car.
Exactly. Kids shouldn't be let out till they're 18, they just can't be trusted to behave like adults. Don't let them walk to the shops or school, stick em in the car and drive them there like normal people, its not as if the roads are congested.

The outdoors is for cars, not people. In fact, can't we just do away with 30 mph limits, I'd get home from work at least 30 seconds faster.




coppice

8,607 posts

144 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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Scary thing is some knuckle dragger will probably agree with you....