RE: BMW M140i and M240i announced

RE: BMW M140i and M240i announced

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nickfrog

21,194 posts

218 months

Monday 6th June 2016
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Another classic binary strawman argument. Anyone being a better driver than scherzkeks is a Driving God (even though we still haven't had a definition of DG). Shall I unearth that thread again Mr scherzkeks ?

Are you gonna make DN16 in July or are you too busy polishing your Haldex technical doc ?

Still, this is Trolls Reunited now ;-)

S3_Graham

12,830 posts

200 months

Monday 6th June 2016
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Chipstix said:
I've ordered a BMW M140i!

Went for Manual, 5 door, Estoril blue, adaptive m-sport suspension, Harmon Kardon and other goodies. The discounts and PCP deals worked very favourably compared to my previous plan...

I test drove a pre LCI manual M135i and it was epic (in my opinion)

It comes in Aug/Sept so my mighty ST220 will be up for grabs, and whoever buys it I'm sure will be delighted.
I've got a pickup date of 30/7 for mine. 5dr Auto in black with oyster inside and comfort pack. I was very light on options as most of the good stuff is standard.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 6th June 2016
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scherzkeks said:
I hear he outruns Ducatis on an ill-fitting bicycle, and is also a certified PHDG. Should you be fool enough to continue to engage, I suggest you start updating your PH Internet garage with the appropriate vehicles right now.
Have you still not found a mate? As for bicycles, don't be silly old boy.

Clivey

5,110 posts

205 months

Monday 6th June 2016
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nickfrog said:
Still, this is Trolls Reunited now ;-)
I read that as I was just listening to 'Under the Bridge' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Didn't realise my laptop had a built-in warning for these things... biglaugh

HighwayStar

4,285 posts

145 months

Monday 6th June 2016
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Clivey said:
nickfrog said:
Still, this is Trolls Reunited now ;-)
I read that as I was just listening to 'Under the Bridge' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Didn't realise my laptop had a built-in warning for these things... biglaugh
I listened to that the other day for the first time in a long time. Reminded me what a great band they are. Fabulous song.

Sorry... Permission to resume normal service wink

nickfrog

21,194 posts

218 months

Monday 6th June 2016
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yonex said:
scherzkeks said:
I hear he outruns Ducatis on an ill-fitting bicycle, and is also a certified PHDG. Should you be fool enough to continue to engage, I suggest you start updating your PH Internet garage with the appropriate vehicles right now.
Have you still not found a mate? As for bicycles, don't be silly old boy.
laugh

At least you didn't mention Shimano - he gets mental at that too.

Wolands Advocate

2,495 posts

217 months

Tuesday 7th June 2016
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In between all the silliness, someone asked what the running costs are like.

The answer to which is that they are frankly cheap as chips.

I've had mine since new and it will be four years old in September. All it has cost me in that time has been petrol (at a reasonable average of 30mpg), tax, insurance, some new windscreen wiper blades, one MoT and an extended warranty. Servicing costs have been nil thanks to a £300 5yr servicing pack.

Kolbenkopp

2,343 posts

152 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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Another short info request to interrupt the silliness smile -- anybody seen more in depth tech docs on the M140i, engine power graph perhaps? Just wondering how that will look different from the application in the 340i.

stuart-b

3,643 posts

227 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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Artey said:
Takes one to know one me boy. BTW, would you say that you have a bit of a thing for BMW, like an unconditional love kind of thing, stueybee?
LOL that made me chuckle. Haven't heard that one for a while, takes me back, to the school playground. Must be...25+ years ago at least, from a little fat girl with thick glasses who used to talk st all day long. I think her name was Amy. Are you Amy?

Personally I think you bought a 114i, re-badged it to a 135i, then slowly you convinced yourself it was a 135i.

One day you got in it and thought, Jesus, this 135i is total st.

Are we close yet?

Edited by stuart-b on Wednesday 8th June 18:58

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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Wolands Advocate said:
The answer to which is that they are frankly cheap as chips.

I've had mine since new and it will be four years old in September. All it has cost me in that time has been petrol (at a reasonable average of 30mpg), tax, insurance, some new windscreen wiper blades, one MoT and an extended warranty. Servicing costs have been nil thanks to a £300 5yr servicing pack.
It's difficult to overlook if you want a rwd car, 30 average is pretty decent. Is that mixed driving?

nickfrog

21,194 posts

218 months

Thursday 9th June 2016
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Wolands Advocate said:
Servicing costs have been nil thanks to a £300 5yr servicing pack.
I reckon that servicing cost was therefore around £300 wink

That cost has changed many times in 3 years btw. It's £550 now I think which makes it marginal depending on length of ownership / mileage.

urquattroGus

1,849 posts

191 months

Friday 10th June 2016
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28.8mpg for my 2013 auto car, and thats with quite a lot of short journeys.

as7920

726 posts

202 months

Friday 10th June 2016
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Slippydiff

14,851 posts

224 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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Lowtimer said:
EricE said:
A brief analysis of the new engine: http://blogs.youwheel.com/2015/06/12/brief-analysi...
Also don;t like the sound of this from the BMW engineering brochure:
"Replacing the main bearing caps... is not allowed and will lead to engine damage"

Sounds like you're supposed to use up the engine and then buy a factory new one, no rebuilds allowed.
Sorry, I couldn't find the bit about not replacing main bearing caps in the link above, could you post a screenshot of it please ?

I note it says main bearing caps (not main bearing shells), in my experience it's rare that the main bearing caps need replacing on an engine, and in most cases any new caps would probably need line boring in situ anyway.
I wonder if BMW have resorted to the snapped cap method for main bearing caps now too ?

http://www.cycleworld.com/2014/05/26/ask-kevin-how...

http://www.musclecardiy.com/performance/how-to-blu...

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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as7920 said:
What a utterly dull interior

Lowtimer

4,286 posts

169 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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Slippydiff said:
Sorry, I couldn't find the bit about not replacing main bearing caps in the link above, could you post a screenshot of it please ?
I didnt say it was in that link. It's in the BMW tech brochure for the engine family.
http://s3.bimmerfile.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-conte...

MikeTFSI

5,008 posts

103 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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Nickbrapp said:
What a utterly dull interior
Nah, I've sat in a few cars recently and BMW are miles ahead at the moment.

Evolved

3,568 posts

188 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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rosino said:
Also those alloy wheels are just horrid. Can't believe in 2 face lifts they have not changed them. Every single M135i owner I know hates them.
Didn't stop you all buying one though wink

scherzkeks

4,460 posts

135 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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nickfrog said:
laugh

At least you didn't mention Shimano - he gets mental at that too.
Nonsense. They make excellent fishing tackle.

nickfrog

21,194 posts

218 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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scherzkeks said:
nickfrog said:


laugh

At least you didn't mention Shimano - he gets mental at that too.
Nonsense. They make excellent fishing tackle.
laugh That was very funny, particularly by your standards of humour wink

DN15 ?