The worst car you've ever driven...

The worst car you've ever driven...

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Legend83

9,986 posts

223 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
Worst or least reliable?

I thought it was bloody incredible to drive - not the finest set-up and the short steering-rack ratio made me concentrate more than I have ever done driving, but blimey what an event.

Hudson

1,857 posts

188 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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sunnydude said:
Lexus CT200 hybrid.

What a load of fking bks piece of fking st bd fk fk fk piece of crap it really is
I guess you weren't.....sitting comfortably?
i hope that's the same car as the Lexus radio advert

As for the thread, worst car i've ever driven was a 1.4 Corsa D. It was fking abysmal and by the end of the 100 mile trip i had to take it on i wish i'd got the train. or walked.

Fastchas

2,649 posts

122 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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1984 Nissan Sunny as a courtesy car when mine was being repaired. Then steering wheel felt like a reshaped wire coathanger in your hands...
Actually...scrap that. The FIL's Series 11 Landie when I lived in Spain in 2004. He loved it but it was st. Slow and leaked diesel fumes up into the cabin. And you could see the Autoroute through the floor.

Edited by Fastchas on Friday 27th May 15:08

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Trabi601 said:
monthefish said:
300bhp/ton: Stop trying to ruin a good thread. The subject matter is people's opinions so you have no place arguing.
To be fair, he does have a point. It does strike me as a peeing contest for who can make the most outrageous claim for 'worst car driven' - there's absolutely no way anyone can claim a 911 Turbo S as the worst car they've driven. More 'not as good as I expected it to be'.
I have criticised 300bhp's come ntributions n the past, but he is spot on a j this thread. We've had people claiming that a 991 Turbo S and a V8 Vantage Roadster were the worst cars they'd ever driven. Both absurd claims and deserving of being called out.

skyrover

12,674 posts

205 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Fiat Cinquecento

Shat it's engine at 40,000 miles thankfully.

How bad was it?

Apart from the complete lack of any creature comforts and sound deadening, it was wobbly and downright frightening at highway speeds.

Forget hills, especially if you have any passengers who might outweigh mini mouse, not that anybody will want to be a passenger in the thing,

No grip whatsoever from the pizza cutter tyres which would slide in the slightest hint of damp along with fisher price build quality... I refuse to call it a car so much as a throwaway appliance. Basically the equivalent of a moped, something to get you by in between.


Edited by skyrover on Friday 27th May 17:10

monthefish

20,443 posts

232 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Zod said:
Trabi601 said:
monthefish said:
300bhp/ton: Stop trying to ruin a good thread. The subject matter is people's opinions so you have no place arguing.
To be fair, he does have a point. It does strike me as a peeing contest for who can make the most outrageous claim for 'worst car driven' - there's absolutely no way anyone can claim a 911 Turbo S as the worst car they've driven. More 'not as good as I expected it to be'.
I have criticised 300bhp's come ntributions n the past, but he is spot on a j this thread. We've had people claiming that a 991 Turbo S and a V8 Vantage Roadster were the worst cars they'd ever driven. Both absurd claims and deserving of being called out.
With a view to achieving what exactly?

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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monthefish said:
With a view to achieving what exactly?
Pointing out the absurdity of their claims.

Blayney

2,948 posts

187 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Moved my cousins L plate Corsa 1.0 for my Dad when I was 14. Only drove it up the drive. Proclaimed it the worst car in the world. Haven't driven anything worse since. It was mostly the 1.0 I think as I actually had a 1.2 16v Corsa myself and it was fine.

SlimJim16v

5,679 posts

144 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Reliant Robin.
Lancia Y10 with shagged suspension. Only bought for parts.
Sprite, non Frogeye. Was well fked, felt like the chassis was no longer attached to the body.

Antony Moxey

8,087 posts

220 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Everything mentioned so far is sumptuous unabashed luxury compared to a Trabant. We hired a bunch from the local owners' club some years back on a stag weekend in Budapest. The pedals could be as easily reached from the driver's side as the passenger's meaning the driver sat on a slight angle rather than facing straight ahead. When we tried an emergency stop the car slewed violently to the right while the seats slewed violently to the left.

The gear stick had all the grace and subtlety of trying to crow bar open a garage door and when the car in front of us tried out the heater the car stalled in the middle of a four way junction in the middle of the city necessitating one of the accompanying owners attacking the engine block with a lump hammer in order to get the thing to start.

Where normally you'd expect to find a lumbar support was a piece of angle iron (un padded) just behind the seat cloth - we found this out during the aforementioned emergency stop, and finally when we got out onto the open road and in an eight car convoy unless you were in front it was touch and go as to whether to wind the windows down or not - if you wound them down you choked on the fumes from the car in front, if you kept them up you choked from your own fumes coming up through the dash.

I very much doubt I'll ever drive - or be as scared in, 100kmh down a hill really did take the sort of nerve only a formula one driver possesses - anything even remotely as bad again (even if it was a proper hoot!).

GetCarter

29,398 posts

280 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Regarding previous posts. I've owned 911 turbo S and Aston Vantage and can assure you they are not bad cars. The Lada Riva is. (Was - I can't believe any still live)

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Antony Moxey said:
Everything mentioned so far is sumptuous unabashed luxury compared to a Trabant. We hired a bunch from the local owners' club some years back on a stag weekend in Budapest. The pedals could be as easily reached from the driver's side as the passenger's meaning the driver sat on a slight angle rather than facing straight ahead. When we tried an emergency stop the car slewed violently to the right while the seats slewed violently to the left.

The gear stick had all the grace and subtlety of trying to crow bar open a garage door and when the car in front of us tried out the heater the car stalled in the middle of a four way junction in the middle of the city necessitating one of the accompanying owners attacking the engine block with a lump hammer in order to get the thing to start.

Where normally you'd expect to find a lumbar support was a piece of angle iron (un padded) just behind the seat cloth - we found this out during the aforementioned emergency stop, and finally when we got out onto the open road and in an eight car convoy unless you were in front it was touch and go as to whether to wind the windows down or not - if you wound them down you choked on the fumes from the car in front, if you kept them up you choked from your own fumes coming up through the dash.

I very much doubt I'll ever drive - or be as scared in, 100kmh down a hill really did take the sort of nerve only a formula one driver possesses - anything even remotely as bad again (even if it was a proper hoot!).
All very accurate. But they do have a certain charm. Which is why I have one smile

delboy735

1,656 posts

203 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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GetCarter said:
Regarding previous posts. I've owned 911 turbo S and Aston Vantage and can assure you they are not bad cars. The Lada Riva is. (Was - I can't believe any still live)
I actually saw one yesterday heading towards Fort William. Stickered up, roof rack etc...looked to be part of a foreign "rally" of sorts. Was a bright red one......just like my Dad used to own :-)
And you are correct, they are hateful in every way.

skyrover

12,674 posts

205 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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GetCarter said:
The Lada Riva is. (Was - I can't believe any still live)
Believe it or not, the Russians only stopped building them in 2012

The Egyptians are still building them new

mon the fish

1,419 posts

149 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Trabi601 said:
All very accurate. But they do have a certain charm. Which is why I have one smile
I'm with this. It was the worst car I've ever driven, as stated above.

I still want one though.

WCZ

10,537 posts

195 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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mitsubishi l200 or toyota hilux, I'd probably say the L200

BrownBottle

1,373 posts

137 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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300bhp/ton said:
BrownBottle said:
Land Rover Defender.

Absolutely terrible as a road car, I'm a bit reluctant to call it a car but I guess that's what it was sold as, as opposed to a road legal agricultural vehicle which is what I would call it.
You obviously have never been in or driven a proper agricultural vehicle. And if you think a Defender isn't any good on road, then it was either broken, you can't drive or you are being hysterically unrealistic.
You're the one being hysterical.

Feel free to enlighten us with your own choice, I may disagree with it but I'll try not to sound like a child having a tantrum.



Debaser

5,987 posts

262 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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GetCarter said:
Regarding previous posts. I've owned 911 turbo S and Aston Vantage and can assure you they are not bad cars. The Lada Riva is. (Was - I can't believe any still live)
My mickey taking was obviously too subtle. I was referring to those who think a BMW isn't premium, or is dull, and is therefore the worst car they have driven.

For what it's worth I think the turbo s is an incredible car!

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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mon the fish said:
Trabi601 said:
All very accurate. But they do have a certain charm. Which is why I have one smile
I'm with this. It was the worst car I've ever driven, as stated above.

I still want one though.
Get one whilst you can - my source in Hungary says supplies are running out. So he's switching to Wartburg imports now.

LP670

823 posts

127 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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my GF's 1.0 Corsa D is pretty bad. woefully underpowered, notchy gearchange and clutch pedal, brakes, and steering lacking any feeling of connection.

having said that i think the worst car ever driven was a (bmw) mini countryman i had as i hire car once. not for any of the reasons i described the corsa as but because it felt tacky and in your face with oversized badges and disco lighting interior.