The worst car you've ever driven...

The worst car you've ever driven...

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98elise

26,608 posts

161 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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1.6 non turbo diesel Escort. It was a brand new company car but we had no choice over what we were given. It was to replace a 2ltr petrol Sierra.

The engine was only 54bhp. It was so bad it struggled on steep hills. It was a car you really had to work at driving, but not in a rewarding way. It was one of the reasons I left the company. I couldn't face driving that turd for 3 years.

Edited by 98elise on Friday 29th December 15:25

biggbn

23,355 posts

220 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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Magnum 475 said:
biggbn said:
helix402 said:
I have a couple of nominees:

Vauxhall Carlton 2.0l, all the power of a wet lettuce

Brand new Toyota Corolla estate hybrid. Allegedly 140hp. Similar performance and handling to an 1983 1.3 auto Corolla I used to drive.
I remember the Carltons punching well above their weight, even the 1800 went well. Such comfy big cars.
I had the misfortune to own a 1.8 for a while.

The only Vauxhall I’ve ever owned, and a true turd of a car.

Gutless at best. It would frequently lose all power for no good reason; I overhauled the carb, replaced the entire ignition system, but it still used to just randomly die, including one memorable occasion as I changed into 2nd trying to accelerate onto a busy roundabout. It also used oil to the point where I didn’t bother changing it - topping up a litre every few hundred miles meant it was doomed anyway. I got rid when it was 7 years old and had <80k miles on it - to a scrap yard. Then spent a while cleaning oil stains off the drive.
Dad owned a new 1.8i model and I can remember it being very refined, a decent handler and it got great mpg. Those Vauxhall 1.8 and 2.0 engines were much better than the Ford equivalents. I had a 2.0i cdx saloon and same engine in the estate before briefly owning both 3.0 senator and Carlton. I reqlly like big vauxhalls! Each to their own

helix402

7,861 posts

182 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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biggbn said:
Dad owned a new 1.8i model and I can remember it being very refined, a decent handler and it got great mpg. Those Vauxhall 1.8 and 2.0 engines were much better than the Ford equivalents. I had a 2.0i cdx saloon and same engine in the estate before briefly owning both 3.0 senator and Carlton. I reqlly like big vauxhalls! Each to their own
I drove the Carlton 6 cyl. and loved it. The 4 didn’t work for me. I enjoyed a later Omega 2.0 petrol on a European adventure.

biggbn

23,355 posts

220 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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helix402 said:
biggbn said:
Dad owned a new 1.8i model and I can remember it being very refined, a decent handler and it got great mpg. Those Vauxhall 1.8 and 2.0 engines were much better than the Ford equivalents. I had a 2.0i cdx saloon and same engine in the estate before briefly owning both 3.0 senator and Carlton. I reqlly like big vauxhalls! Each to their own
I drove the Carlton 6 cyl. and loved it. The 4 didn’t work for me. I enjoyed a later Omega 2.0 petrol on a European adventure.
Omega was a cracking car. I had two rep spec v6 models and they were comfy, huge and surprisingly frugal.

helix402

7,861 posts

182 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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biggbn said:
Omega was a cracking car. I had two rep spec v6 models and they were comfy, huge and surprisingly frugal.
They were good. The 2.0 auto we used did nearly 40mpg.

Veryoldbear

218 posts

104 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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My worst car was a Volvo XC90. To which I was upgraded at Copenhagen airport, having booked a nice conventional Passat.

First of all, could I get it started? No, I couldn't make head or tail of it, and had to get a bloke from the hire company to come and help. Then I had to drive to Esbjerg on a dark wet night on a motorway with well worn lane markings. I didn't know about lane assist and I fought the bloody thing all the way ...

Castrol for a knave

4,702 posts

91 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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Subaru Levorg I hired in Geneva.

Gutless CVT box that would just lock in and drone. Handled like a greased Pig.

The interior reminded me of the Datsun Sunny my mate Parvez drove back in the 80's.


Cobnapint

8,630 posts

151 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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greenarrow said:
Threads like this are always hilarious because some of the cars nominated really aren't that bad at all, people used to modern era cars are plainly spoilt!!

For me it is a cross between the Fiat mirafiori I briefly owned in 1990 and a Lancia Delta garage loan car I had about 23 years ago which was borderline dangerous. Both cars a reminder that once upon a time cars really were bad!!
Well I disagree. In fact one of the cars you've nominated as bad was actually quite good. I had a Mirafiori and it was fine.

Bighoose

44 posts

36 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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1.0l ecoflex Corsa. Easily the worst thing I've driven in 25 years of driving.

Yomamaisasnowblower

279 posts

17 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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Vauxhall Agila 1.2 - hire car provided by my insurance company about 20 years ago. Looked like a stty granny wagon, foot to the floor literally standing on the accelerator I could barely touch 75 leptons. Called Enterprise the next day and had it swapped - to a Corsa... rofl

James6112

4,367 posts

28 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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BMW e60, 2003 5 series
Bought at 6 months old, ex-demo
Early adopter/ beta tester..
Harsh, laggy gearbox
(plus 10+ dealer visits in 2 years!)
Horrible thing

zarjaz1991

3,480 posts

123 months

Friday 29th December 2023
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At age 18 I was given a courtesy car for a week. A Fiat 500.
Awful car, though as I was still in a phase of wanting to drive as many vehicles as possible, I found it quite a fun challenge. Especially fitting other people in it! I was however grateful for it as it kept me mobile while my own car was having some work done.