Ugliest marque

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Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

210 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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F1GTRUeno said:
Mercedes.
+1. Ugly aggressively overstyled cars for ugly aggressive overstylish people.

shake n bake

2,221 posts

207 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Current Suzuki line up is hidious.

powerstroke

10,283 posts

160 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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wormus said:
Audi. Same car, different sizes.
Yes and the drivers all dress the same cheap suit for work with those pointy toe shoes and a name branded track suit and trainers for the weekend...

LordHaveMurci

12,043 posts

169 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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allroad one said:
I wouldn't agree with this , the TT is a looker. The Q7 is nice and classy, a step up from the old S Line tat. Looks more Autobiography


I could be biased wink
Q7 classy? rofl

k-ink

9,070 posts

179 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Lexus / Toyota for me are in the toilet right now. Who looks at them then decides to spend real money on them?! Yes they are well made, but my eyes! Both brands are dead to me.

veccy208

1,321 posts

101 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Toyota (doesn't change the fact they built some good cars but can't think of one model old or new I've looked at and thought it was good looking.

I'd be the second to agree alpha's are top of the list for ugly cars! They know how to make them!

Blanchimont

4,076 posts

122 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I think that there is no marque that makes just ugly cars IMO. Bland and ugly are 2 very different things.

Dacia, bland.
BMW, bland.
Audi, bland. Audi/BMW/VW's styling has always been evolution rather then revolution, and that's why an 05 RS4 looks lostly similar to a '15 RS4.

Mercedes make ugly cars, such as the GLA, but also make decent looking cars, like the SL. Saloon wise, the previous generation C and E class were handsome, the new ones, just aren't.


Vitorio

4,296 posts

143 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Howard- said:
I'm gonna be the first (and possibly last) to say Alfa Romeo. I find most of their cars ugly. The front ends in particular really let them down.

Perhaps with the exception of the SV. That looks cool.
SZ you mean?

And you absolute heathen! Ill agree that not all are brilliant, but look at a 159 and tell me it isnt gorgeous. Im not a huge fan of the Giulietta and the 4C noses, but the Giulia looks stunning, and the mito imho is a very decent adaptation of 8c design into a punto sized(and based) package.

And i wouldnt trade my 14 year old 147 for any other car on the block, it just looks right.

spookly

4,019 posts

95 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Most of the major marques have produced something I'd be happy to own, and most of them have also made some howlers.

I had a last gen E class, and it did its job very well. Munched miles in comfort, was reasonably economical - although I only got 32mpg instead of the claimed 50+ - but I was bored of it within months on a 3 year lease. And that diesel noise on startup - shudder. When my E class went back the local Merc dealers were offering all sorts of deals to keep me in a Merc, but there wasn't a single model that interested me and would fit me, 2 boys and a large dog. The new Merc GLx range are just awful looking things. I think the G Wagon is the only one I liked.

I have a guilty like for quite a few Citroens. Love some of the quirky design features. I've never owned a French car though, and every one I have driven as a hire/loan car has been downright awful.

On Alfas.... love them. Had a 156 2.0 TS and it made me smile looking at it when I went to get in. Power for the engine size wasn't the best, fuel consumption was dire, but for me it was head and shoulders above the audis, bmws and mercs of the time because it had character.

lostkiwi

4,584 posts

124 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Can no one remember the horrendous things AMC foisted on us?


And the back is worse!



Then there's the Pontiac Aztek:


The only cool thing about it was Walter White drove one.


On a more modern theme Nissan has to be high on the list with the Puke as the worst offender:

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

152 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Ozzie Osmond said:
wormus said:
Just fed up with lazy design
Aston Martin - one car in 4 sizes
Audi - one car in 8 sizes
BMW - one car in 6 sizes, a couple of the XXXL
Maserati - one car in 2 sizes
Mercedes - one car in 5 sizes
Hyundai - one car in 4 sizes
Range Rover - one car in 3 sizes
Toyota - one car in 5 sizes

IMO a model should look like model, not a range like a range.
Exactly this - there seems to be such a movement towards consistent 'design language' and 'family' groups for marketing.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Got to be Lexus. So vile.

matsoc

853 posts

132 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I have to say Mercedes. Still not the ugliest marque perhaps but the one that has the worse trend in the last 10 years. Mercedes always had very distinctive looks that barely followed the general trend, in some periods they felt outdated but retained their personality.
I am probably getting old but the only Mercedes that I like how it looks at the moment is the G-Klasse.

E36GUY

5,906 posts

218 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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thebraketester said:
Wash your mouth out.

850 Touring car?

242?

They have made some shockers to be fair.
They have but not lately. New XC90 is a fine looking thing.

skyrover

12,671 posts

204 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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anonymous said:
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Japanese just can't do "proportions" correctly it would seem... it's reflected everywhere in their culture from architecture to trains.




tedman

368 posts

104 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Lancia hasn't done anything nice for many many years now vomit

Theophany

1,069 posts

130 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Jaguar steve said:
+1. Ugly aggressively overstyled cars for ugly aggressive overstylish people.
Chip on your shoulder much?

dxg

8,202 posts

260 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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skyrover said:
Toyota these day's IMO.
Yup. They have completely lost their way. All the way down to the current micro-mini thing, with its huge X on the front that continues up the sides.

I don't know where this idea of angles and massive grilles came from, but they need to get past it.

swisstoni

16,997 posts

279 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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skyrover said:
anonymous said:
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Japanese just can't do "proportions" correctly it would seem... it's reflected everywhere in their culture from architecture to trains.



I like how 'wierd' Japanese design can look to western eyes. There's no right or wrong. Doesn't mean you have to like it all, of course but its nice to see a different take on things.

dxg

8,202 posts

260 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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And on the flip side of this, has anyone noticed how good the South Koreans are getting at design?

I know Kia stole Audi's previous head of design, and then they actually gave him some freedom. Result: some pretty good looking cars.

Hyundai are also getting markedly better also, although they risk veering to the dark Toyota side. I think it's them (or maybe it's Kia) that have got that new hybrid thing coming out and it looks good...