Ice cream vans

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Poisson96

2,098 posts

131 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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All here are newish Mercs and Transits

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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I think the puns are Fab.

cjs racing.

2,466 posts

129 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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V8mate said:
I think the puns are Fab.
I think the people making them are screwballs.

Triumph Man

8,685 posts

168 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Old bangers they may sometimes be, but they must have pretty good cooling systems if nothing else to sit idling for hours and hours at a time

krobbo

85 posts

120 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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This past week we've had an old T reg transit ice cream van coming round playing a warped version of Greensleeves, it's pretty creepy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zETNpzjQiAk

Imagine that, but warbled and distorted. Why do they think that will attract kids?!

FourWheelDrift

88,483 posts

284 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Triumph Man said:
Old bangers they may sometimes be, but they must have pretty good cooling systems if nothing else to sit idling for hours and hours at a time
What happens when it fails.


CaptainMorgan

1,454 posts

159 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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A mate runs an ice cream van, he's recently upgraded to a 65 plate Merc but in general they're all old and rough. As someone said, even old smiley transits with 10 years of welding carried out on them are £10k + I dread to think how much a freshy one is.

Levin

2,023 posts

124 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Oddly, the ice cream vans I've seen tend to be absolutely immaculate. I've seen an old Mercedes TN and a 'smiley' Transit (Mk3.5 or Mk4, I'm not sure which is the correct designation), as well as newer vans like Mercedes Sprinters and newer Transits. The only reason the condition of the vans sticks out to me is because, excluding ice cream vans, I've never seen a Sprinter without rust.

Who me ?

7,455 posts

212 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Triumph Man said:
Old bangers they may sometimes be, but they must have pretty good cooling systems if nothing else to sit idling for hours and hours at a time
they are in the main diesel powered , where the engine only gets hot when working.Sitting idling is not working.

Downward

3,565 posts

103 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Valgar said:
It's probably because even he old ones are still worth a lot of money, to be honest it's not the vehicle that's worth the money, it's the machines. I once looked into getting an ice cream van myself but even for an old mid 90s transit with a proper soft machine on board was/is £10k+

Also the body conversions aren't cheap either initially.
Maybe PH could have a Mr Whippy around to buy you one ?

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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CaptainMorgan said:
I dread to think how much a freshy one is.
About £2?

kev b

2,714 posts

166 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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The old vans, eg mk3 Transits, Mercs 50?, are still worth up to fifteen grand as they are almost indestructible and cheap to repair at home if they do give trouble.

2.5Di non turbo engines, run all day on a gallon of diesel, an hour to swap a cambelt, only three wires to the engine and that's it, no EGR valves, DMF, Cats, ECUs, or electronics at all really, even the chimes are clockwork,

In contrast a newer van will cost sixty grand, be turbocharged, festooned with electronics, a dmf clutch that will take ten hours to swap and have a timing chain/tensioner that gives no warning of failure and trashes the engine when it goes.

Plastic chicken

380 posts

204 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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They're all justified & ancient, heading for Moo-Moo land...

Mercury00

4,101 posts

156 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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There must be a rule where ice cream vans have to be manky old Transits plastered with poorly-drawn Disney characters, and with a faded menu full of long-discontinued products.

rongagin

481 posts

136 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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One called Miss Whippy near us, haven't tried it, honest.

colonel c

7,889 posts

239 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Why do they all seem to have off-key chimes.


dxg

8,175 posts

260 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Plastic chicken said:
They're all justified & ancient, heading for Moo-Moo land...
Make mine a 99

CS Garth

2,860 posts

105 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Since operation Yewtree it has been noticeably harder to get an ice cream i have found

Leptons

5,113 posts

176 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Triumph Man said:
Old bangers they may sometimes be, but they must have pretty good cooling systems if nothing else to sit idling for hours and hours at a time
they are in the main diesel powered , where the engine only gets hot when working.Sitting idling is not working.
True of course, but still plays havoc with my mechanical sympathy. They must get horribly sootted up.

vikingaero

10,295 posts

169 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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rongagin said:
One called Miss Whippy near us, haven't tried it, honest.
She gives lashes and lashes of sauce on your cone.