Cars so ugly you do a double-take..

Cars so ugly you do a double-take..

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TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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C70R said:
Nostalgia aside, the 80s were a decade that foisted the following coupe 'designs' on the public...
Point of order, Sir! That wasn't the Manta B coupe. That was the Manta hatch (or Cavalier SportsHatch - my mother had one). And it was launched in 1975, anyway.

This was the Manta B coupe...

Hairymonster

1,428 posts

105 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Zombie said:
Looks like the product of that purveyor of styling and performance accoutrements to the Russian Oligarch/Saudi sheikh playboy demographic: Mansory http://www.mansory.com/en

If you want a good laugh, whilst simultaneously vomiting in horror at how they 'accessorise' beautiful cars, have a good look at how they (and there can be no other term for this) 'rape' vehicles which needed nothing added.

Imagine crashing a perfectly good Ferrari 458 into the "Tuning and styling" section of Halfrauds and you'll get the idea.

Hairymonster

1,428 posts

105 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Roma101 said:
A 220i Luxury is under £29k. Add a few grand of options and you get to about £32k. A long way off £40k. The M Sport trim is about a grand more than the Luxury trim. The equivalent Gran Tourer is c.£30.5k before options. All these figures are before discount. You could easily get a couple grand knocked off.

So, a quite good (but quite ugly) family car with a decent spec. costs low £30ks before discount in 2016. Quite reasonable, if you ask me, especially for those paying the South East Tax.

And no, I don't own one. However, I can easily see that they are an attractive prospect for many, especially those with kids. Which is quite a large proportion of the population.
Renault Megane Scenic gets beaten with the ugly stick.

Hairymonster

1,428 posts

105 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Raudus42 said:


You're welcome.
A Quattroporte hearse. Nice eek Mafia funeral car.

Hairymonster

1,428 posts

105 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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peteA said:
Apologies if this has been posted previously...

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C483402
90's Maserati Quattroporte backend
70's BMW 6 series cabin
Rover 800 front end.

Just say no.

Hairymonster

1,428 posts

105 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Aston Martin Lagonda Shooting-brake


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Looks like something the Sultan of Brunei would order after a couple of tabs of acid

Hairymonster

1,428 posts

105 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Trophy Husband said:
Once had a tug on the M4 or M5 heading to Bristol.
I hope you had a box of tissues in the car biggrin

DegsyE39

576 posts

127 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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F50? SD1? Diablo? G wagon?

Think some of you lot are missing the point...

One of these turds rolled past me yesterday BTW vomit

Looked even worse in the metal!




Gopping.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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C70R said:
ELUSIVEJIM said:
Like a probe in the eye


You know what, I'm actually going to rail against this one. It's popular to slate the Probe, but at the time it was a huge breath of fresh air (listen to JC rave about it here), and still doesn't look revolting. The design is cohesive, and the large glass area makes it look modern and airy.

I don't have any great affinity for the Probe, and have never actually driven one. But, bear in mind that this was released in 1989, at a time when coupe styling was done with a ruler and set-square. Nostalgia aside, the 80s were a decade that foisted the following coupe 'designs' on the public...





All are infinitely more worthy of a place in this thread than the Probe.
got to disagree- they were all good looking cars in their day. Apart from the blue one- is that a subaru ?

I remember my boss having a series of those honda's- they were utter cutting edge stuff, looked sharp, looked fast, 4 wheel steer and all that. I remember him changing to new vauxhall calibra's of all things (remember them) and they were so cheap instead.

as for the manta- what boy in the 80's didn't want something as manly as a Manta !

Jackaal

1 posts

92 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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kambites said:
I don't see anything specifically wrong with that; it just looks like every other small modern hatchback, considerably better resolved than some.
What?! It's the automotive equivalent of a child so ugly it's parents have to tie a pork chop around it's neck just so the dog will play with it! And offering one as a prize on Britain's Best Cars is an insult.

kambites

67,561 posts

221 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Jackaal said:
kambites said:
I don't see anything specifically wrong with that; it just looks like every other small modern hatchback, considerably better resolved than some.
What?! It's the automotive equivalent of a child so ugly it's parents have to tie a pork chop around it's neck just so the dog will play with it! And offering one as a prize on Britain's Best Cars is an insult.
Hmm, I don't see it. Shove a Skoda or VW badge on it and tell me it's a new Fabia or Polo and I'd probably believe you.

Raudus42

163 posts

133 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Hairymonster said:
A Quattroporte hearse. Nice eek Mafia funeral car.
Ghibli apparently...cheapskates!

Benmac

1,468 posts

216 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Raudus42 said:
Ghibli apparently...cheapskates!
You could get a QP V version which is equally bizarrely proportioned. They seem to have made the back end comedically huge. I'm sure most hearses you see in the UK aren't that distended.



Daniel-ezc4y

24 posts

103 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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BMW X6. Awful on road. Useless off road. Staggeringly ugly from every angle. Why ?????

LuS1fer

41,135 posts

245 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Benmac said:
You could get a QP V version which is equally bizarrely proportioned. They seem to have made the back end comedically huge. I'm sure most hearses you see in the UK aren't that distended.

Pilato of Italy do a Jag...

but UK ones are ugly


These are somewhat better but more for ashes than coffins:



Caddies are a little more elegant


Plipton

1,302 posts

258 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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And not forgetting the.........








TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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LuS1fer said:
Pilato of Italy do a Jag...

but UK ones are ugly
I don't think there's such a thing as an elegant and well-proportioned hearse. But the black one of that pair is definitely not the uglier...

...or, even worse...

Dads Taxi

58 posts

95 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Toyota C-HR is 'challenging.'


vsonix

3,858 posts

163 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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bony_13 said:
On the Kia theme (I actually think some of their models look decent) I saw one these yesterday. It actually looks worse in the flesh.

They saw the Nissan Cube and thought "yeah let's do that but make it look like it's faster"

vsonix

3,858 posts

163 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Hairymonster said:
Aston Martin Lagonda Shooting-brake

Looks like something the Sultan of Brunei would order after a couple of tabs of acid
sounds like the kind of thing someone who has never done acid would say...