Cars so ugly you do a double-take..

Cars so ugly you do a double-take..

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Heathwood

2,534 posts

202 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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It doesn't look so bad in the pics but I genuinely did a double take as I overtook a new Megane on the M4 this afternoon. What a strange looking rear. Those lights must each be the best part of 3 feet long!


DoctorX

7,291 posts

167 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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fblm said:
LuS1fer said:
I'll leave this here as I puke in a bucket and despair at a vast and hideous 3600lb, 4WD "Cooper S" and all that once meant.
I mean, it was vile before... but f*** me...

Dear god. What a fvcking dogs dinner. It's one thing to come up with a fugly design from scratch, quite another to wreck a nice one!
The headlights are shocking. If only they could have the rear windows on a level with the door windows it would look a bit better. That crappy bit of chrome on the wing could go too. Other than that I would drive it.

geopetrolhead

263 posts

97 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Gary C said:
Modern lancia's




And of course the fiat multipla

The Fiat Múltipla takes the crown for ugliest every time

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Zod said:
Like this, you mean?



This horror lives in Primrose Hill.
thanks, now i need to see my optician.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Zod said:
Like this, you mean?



This horror lives in Primrose Hill.

Are Rude Mercs back in business?


rallycross

12,794 posts

237 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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DoctorX said:
fblm said:
LuS1fer said:
I'll leave this here as I puke in a bucket and despair at a vast and hideous 3600lb, 4WD "Cooper S" and all that once meant.
I mean, it was vile before... but f*** me...

Dear god. What a fvcking dogs dinner. It's one thing to come up with a fugly design from scratch, quite another to wreck a nice one!
The headlights are shocking. If only they could have the rear windows on a level with the door windows it would look a bit better. That crappy bit of chrome on the wing could go too. Other than that I would drive it.
Everything about this model screams dogs dinner of a design, if it was free and came with a years free fuel I'd drive it (as long as it included a free mask/disguise so no one saw me driving such a horrible car).

alec.e

2,149 posts

124 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Yuk! To the CLS. Also a case of misbadging, 350 V6 as a v12.

Opel-GT

584 posts

178 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Has this one been mentioned yet?

I had one as a hire car for 3 months.



It certainly got the looks, but for the wrong reasons

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Veeayt said:
Saw that today. An entry to beat all entries in this thread, undisputed. Lads and gents, I give you Toyota Alphard van in all its glory. Even the notorious Rodius has credentials of being designed like a yacht, but this, built by a well-respected manufacturer, cannot be forgotten, ever.


that thing is referred by Toyota as the most luxurious van ever built
Not the best looking thing, but not the worst. Lexus standard build quality and luxury. Can be had with a 280bhp V6.

We have an early (2002) example, it's like nothing else on the road. One of the most grin-inducing cars I've ever owned. And that includes my 986 Boxster S.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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Trabi601 said:
Veeayt said:
Saw that today. An entry to beat all entries in this thread, undisputed. Lads and gents, I give you Toyota Alphard van in all its glory. Even the notorious Rodius has credentials of being designed like a yacht, but this, built by a well-respected manufacturer, cannot be forgotten, ever.


that thing is referred by Toyota as the most luxurious van ever built
Not the best looking thing, but not the worst. Lexus standard build quality and luxury. Can be had with a 280bhp V6.

We have an early (2002) example, it's like nothing else on the road. One of the most grin-inducing cars I've ever owned. And that includes my 986 Boxster S.
Not the best looking thing? It's absolutely hideous!

DegsyE39

576 posts

127 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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LuS1fer said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
Come, come, dear boy, mere amateurs...

Looks like a startled toad hehe