Old people and hot hatches

Old people and hot hatches

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dci

530 posts

142 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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Was next to an elderly lady on Sunday in a petrol station in Newquay who was filling up her 16 plate polo GTI. Proper pink rinse and everything!

Her partner took about 10 mins to walk across the forecourt and get in the car. I hope they enjoy the car as much as I would...

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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Don't worry I will get over it

Uncle John

4,293 posts

192 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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I was 40 when I had my Ultimate Green Focus RS and couldn't care less what I looked like.

Also had a Lamborghini Orange Westfield at the same time......

miroku

261 posts

154 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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Why would I worry?
Good luck with your recovery.
On a better note have a good night.

mike74

3,687 posts

133 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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There's a guy in his 70's in my village drives a Focus RS mk1, only ever uses it to pootle to the shops 2-3 times a week, I've never seen him drive it over 30mph or exceed about 2000rpm, even on the fast A road that is his route to the shops.

I've even had to overtake him before now when I've been driving my mums Vauxhall Agila 1.0l!

I'm sure he hasn't got a clue what he's actually got, and probably just bought it because he liked the colour.

s m

23,235 posts

204 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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mike74 said:
There's a guy in his 70's in my village drives a Focus RS mk1, only ever uses it to pootle to the shops 2-3 times a week, I've never seen him drive it over 30mph or exceed about 2000rpm, even on the fast A road that is his route to the shops.

I've even had to overtake him before now when I've been driving my mums Vauxhall Agila 1.0l!

I'm sure he hasn't got a clue what he's actually got, and probably just bought it because he liked the colour.
Blummin RS fanboys! smile

irocfan

40,503 posts

191 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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51 just sold my 2005 Mustang and replaced it with a Ford Lightning (380 bhp/450 torques)... I like it & that's all that matters

GuinnessMK

1,608 posts

223 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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I'm 43 and my only car is an 106 XSi, which I've had since 1998 (on and off).

A while back saw a guy, must have been 70 odd in a MK1 Astra GTE on the A1(M). Car was as new condition and just tootling along.

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

100 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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Too old to drive a fast car?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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yonex said:
Jesus...what's wrong with PH currently.

Worried about image, worried about a fking M badge, worried about others doing 50mph on the motorway!!?

Get a fking grip, life's too short!
Calm down, dear, it's only an internet...smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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rsbmw said:
Pokes head round door...

...Notes overwhelming odour of Ralgex...

Backs out of room.
You abominable arse....rofl

JakeT

5,434 posts

121 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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dci said:
Was next to an elderly lady on Sunday in a petrol station in Newquay who was filling up her 16 plate polo GTI. Proper pink rinse and everything!

Her partner took about 10 mins to walk across the forecourt and get in the car. I hope they enjoy the car as much as I would...
The question is which station? The offensively expensive Texaco or the much more reasonably priced Morrisons?

My mum had a 500 Abarth as she wanted a 500 but was coming out of an E46 M3, so my dad wanted her in the 'best one'. Then it was decided it was a little much and she didn't like the convertible, so she has a Twinair. I think that's the case. An older lady wants a cute hatch but her husband wants the best one for her. Many years ago something similar happened. A neighbours mum wanted out of an older ranger rover and decided a 3 series would be nice. So her husband bought her an brand new E30 M3! Madness.

ZX10R NIN

27,628 posts

126 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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My Gran has a lowered mapped 335i with 19's tinted windows, an upgraded stereo & exhaust it's very funny when you see people's faces when they pull up beside her what's even more funny is when she smokes them from the lights, my grandad is about to pull the trigger on a CL63 so Wormus get the car YOU want not the one you think society will regard as acceptable biggrin

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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JakeT said:
The question is which station? The offensively expensive Texaco or the much more reasonably priced Morrisons?

My mum had a 500 Abarth as she wanted a 500 but was coming out of an E46 M3, so my dad wanted her in the 'best one'. Then it was decided it was a little much and she didn't like the convertible, so she has a Twinair. I think that's the case. An older lady wants a cute hatch but her husband wants the best one for her. Many years ago something similar happened. A neighbours mum wanted out of an older ranger rover and decided a 3 series would be nice. So her husband bought her an brand new E30 M3! Madness.
The 'best' in those circumstances was left hand drive?

Assuming you're in a right hand drive country, that sounds like the most annoying and least convenient for an older person.

Hitch

6,107 posts

195 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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I see a lady of 60ish in a new shape Civic Type R in Full Chav White regularly. She just potters around in it. Fair play.

blade7

11,311 posts

217 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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Is this a Bingo night thread, there's a whiff of stale piss laugh

Mr Tidy

22,382 posts

128 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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blade7 said:
Is this a Bingo night thread, there's a whiff of stale piss laugh
Oh dear, bladder control gone again? laugh

I'm 57 so an old git, but have what could loosely be described as 2 hot hatches - 325ti Sport Compact for daily duties (and ferrying nonagenarian mother to various hospital appointments) plus a Z4 Coupe for quiet back road entertainment.

Love them both, and while a good 130i might cover all bases it just wouldn't have the looks of the Z4C - I can't help looking back at it when I have parked it!

Drawweight

2,889 posts

117 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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I'll see your hot hatches and raise you a GSXR 750 (at 62)

coppice

8,619 posts

145 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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The shocking thing is the widespread assumption that you are past it - in an automotive and every other sense- after 45 or 50. I wonder if the ...err...PH yoof is remotely aware of how many older people are on here ? Listen - if you are under 40 and think the grim reaper will be knocking on your door soon then go to an event like an HSCC race meeting where you will see drivers from their late teens to their early 70s racing - and don't think the younger guys are always at the front either .

SEE YA

3,522 posts

246 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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coppice said:
The shocking thing is the widespread assumption that you are past it - in an automotive and every other sense- after 45 or 50. I wonder if the ...err...PH yoof is remotely aware of how many older people are on here ? Listen - if you are under 40 and think the grim reaper will be knocking on your door soon then go to an event like an HSCC race meeting where you will see drivers from their late teens to their early 70s racing - and don't think the younger guys are always at the front either .
Another point,when you get older.
You have already, done the family route of life.

Later on you have more time and maybe a bit of money around.

Drive till you die driving



Edited by SEE YA on Wednesday 6th July 06:51