The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T(Vol XVIII)

The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T(Vol XVIII)

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tenfour

26,140 posts

214 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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There's a Dr. Dre song, ft. Snoop (I forget its name) wherein he ponders over the bitter sweet reality of being too endowed to the point that his willing recipients just aren't able to accommodate all of him. It's a sad tale of a man who literally cannot give enough love because his environment won't allow him to unwind it all. Nevertheless, always the willing soldier, he gives what he can and finds peace and contentment in the knowledge that, freed from such restrictions, he'd be able to - how did he put it? - "give it the whole eight".

That's how I feel about massive engines. You can never have too much.

Diesel Meister

2,044 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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tenfour said:
There's a Dr. Dre song, ft. Snoop (I forget its name) wherein he ponders over the bitter sweet reality of being too endowed to the point that his willing recipients just aren't able to accommodate all of him. It's a sad tale of a man who literally cannot give enough love because his environment won't allow him to unwind it all. Nevertheless, always the willing soldier, he gives what he can and finds peace and contentment in the knowledge that, freed from such restrictions, he'd be able to - how did he put it? - "give it the whole eight".

That's how I feel about massive engines. You can never have too much.
hehe

TheRocket

1,514 posts

249 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Threadistas, forgive me if bad form to post my own wagon considering my relatively low post count (long time lurker prior) but I bought this back in November 2015 and it's been fair to say there have been a few teething troubles but it's finally sorted and fresh from mapping yesterday (TDI South not cheap, but can't recommend them highly enough) and I have 'just purchased' levels of excitement I had to share. Honda k20 SC/CC now has 325 bhp at the hubs so in region of 370 bhp flywheel, 880 kilos with half a tank of fuel, AP 4 pots, Nitron suspension etc. needless to say it is now a properly quick (and more importantly drivable since the mapping !) little car and last night journey home made it all worth while. Now just got to fix the handbrake and unjam the heater mechanism...


Patrick Bateman

12,180 posts

174 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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shirt said:
how about a z3m coupe?

cat d car but honest and owned by someone with an m striped beard. porsche calipers, schnitzer exhaust/front & rear spoiler, coilovers. reckon a 20% budget stretch might secure it.
Looking to escape the M tax for a while!

ferrisbueller

29,324 posts

227 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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TheRocket said:
Threadistas, forgive me if bad form to post my own wagon considering my relatively low post count (long time lurker prior) but I bought this back in November 2015 and it's been fair to say there have been a few teething troubles but it's finally sorted and fresh from mapping yesterday (TDI South not cheap, but can't recommend them highly enough) and I have 'just purchased' levels of excitement I had to share. Honda k20 SC/CC now has 325 bhp at the hubs so in region of 370 bhp flywheel, 880 kilos with half a tank of fuel, AP 4 pots, Nitron suspension etc. needless to say it is now a properly quick (and more importantly drivable since the mapping !) little car and last night journey home made it all worth while. Now just got to fix the handbrake and unjam the heater mechanism...

Oooooof!

braddo

10,465 posts

188 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Patrick Bateman said:
shirt said:
how about a z3m coupe?

cat d car but honest and owned by someone with an m striped beard. porsche calipers, schnitzer exhaust/front & rear spoiler, coilovers. reckon a 20% budget stretch might secure it.
Looking to escape the M tax for a while!
You've had a succession of BMs, I reckon you should try a Boxster (e.g. 986 2.7 - reasonably modern & quick, less borky than the S). One thing about the couple of 997s I've driven is that they feel 'right', in terms of driving position, control layout/feel/weights etc - much more so than an Aston and couple of Ferraris I've had brief seat time in (and the C43 Merc I had). I expect the Box/Cay will be the same. Only an Elise has matched that natural feel for me.


Diesel Meister

2,044 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Rocket - clap Awesome, awesome chariot. Let me know when I can get a shotgun ride!

tenfour

26,140 posts

214 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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TheRocket said:
Threadistas, forgive me if bad form to post my own wagon considering my relatively low post count (long time lurker prior) but I bought this back in November 2015 and it's been fair to say there have been a few teething troubles but it's finally sorted and fresh from mapping yesterday (TDI South not cheap, but can't recommend them highly enough) and I have 'just purchased' levels of excitement I had to share. Honda k20 SC/CC now has 325 bhp at the hubs so in region of 370 bhp flywheel, 880 kilos with half a tank of fuel, AP 4 pots, Nitron suspension etc. needless to say it is now a properly quick (and more importantly drivable since the mapping !) little car and last night journey home made it all worth while. Now just got to fix the handbrake and unjam the heater mechanism...

Now, that is all sorts of awesome.



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braddo

10,465 posts

188 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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yes One hell of a little beastie. thumbup

Interesting to see that the SC/CC must add a bit of weight? (Assuming 800kg-ish for a NA non-Honda?)

ATM

18,285 posts

219 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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shirt

22,564 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Loving the Elise rocket, that must absolutely fly!

That's one of the things I love about the Elise platform, a great base car which can be tweaked and tuned pretty easily into your own personal interpretation of what it should be about.

Great job!

MattOz

3,911 posts

264 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Sadly, the 528i is a 4 pot turbo, not a silky smooth I6. The fact the nearside doors appear to be differrent colours would pee me right off. Quite like the brown though!

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MattOz

3,911 posts

264 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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In other news my 335i has left the building. Had a fantastic 20 months and 24k miles with the car and naturally have pangs of sellers remorse from time to time. Still thinking about an F31 Alpina D3, but in the meantime have bought a smoker. Not quite bangernomics, but a 181k mile (with FBMWSH!) E91 330i. It's scrubbed up ok!



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ATM

18,285 posts

219 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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MattOz said:
In other news my 335i has left the building. Had a fantastic 20 months and 24k miles with the car and naturally have pangs of sellers remorse from time to time. Still thinking about an F31 Alpina D3, but in the meantime have bought a smoker. Not quite bangernomics, but a 181k mile (with FBMWSH!) E91 330i. It's scrubbed up ok!



Edited by MattOz on Friday 22 July 21:14
Was it a coupe?

Couple of 335i Touring on ebay now.

TheRocket

1,514 posts

249 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Cheers Chaps after my old car it had big shoes to fill, but now it's sorted it is a bonkers little thing, just hope it holds together but for the most part it's been done properly and these conversions are quite well proven now.

Braddo, yes I reckon Supercharger plus gubins, Chargecooler, pump, pre rad and plumbing must be getting on for 80 kilos worth, there are tuned k20 290hp n/a cars that are a lot lighter and perhaps they are the purer steer in line with Lotus values, the SC does give proper shove all the way through which I am growing to like a lot. Heat management is the biggest challenge and after a while I'm told power will tail off as air intake temps rise.

DM of course, I'll be in touch thumbup

MattOz

3,911 posts

264 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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ATM said:
Was it a coupe?

Couple of 335i Touring on ebay now.
Nope. It was an LCI 335i Touring with a manual 'box. One of 15 apparently. Great car. Don't start me off again! smile

ferrisbueller

29,324 posts

227 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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MattOz said:
In other news my 335i has left the building. Had a fantastic 20 months and 24k miles with the car and naturally have pangs of sellers remorse from time to time. Still thinking about an F31 Alpina D3, but in the meantime have bought a smoker. Not quite bangernomics, but a 181k mile (with FBMWSH!) E91 330i. It's scrubbed up ok!



Edited by MattOz on Friday 22 July 21:14
Is that manual, too?

MattOz

3,911 posts

264 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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ferrisbueller said:
Is that manual, too?
Yup! Wouldn't have a slusher!

braddo

10,465 posts

188 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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TheRocket said:
Braddo, yes I reckon Supercharger plus gubins, Chargecooler, pump, pre rad and plumbing must be getting on for 80 kilos worth, there are tuned k20 290hp n/a cars that are a lot lighter and perhaps they are the purer steer in line with Lotus values, the SC does give proper shove all the way through which I am growing to like a lot. Heat management is the biggest challenge and after a while I'm told power will tail off as air intake temps rise.
hehe That's an understated way of putting it. The extra weight is definitely worth it but it's interesting to see how it adds up.

I was surprised in another thread a while ago that a PHer boffin, kambites, was saying that despite the Elise's poor drag coefficient, its smaller frontal area makes it about as slippery through the air as a 911. The cd of a GT3 is around 0.29 (good) and the Elise is something like 0.37 (brick) but whatever, it basically meant that a 350hp+ Elise will pull as hard as a 415hp 911 all the way up to 190mph (or until the Elise runs out of gears!). Normally Elises feel pretty gutless above about 80-100mph.

Long story short, the Rocket's Elise will still be accelerating hard at 160mph+. thumbup

ferrisbueller

29,324 posts

227 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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MattOz said:
ferrisbueller said:
Is that manual, too?
Yup! Wouldn't have a slusher!
Good work. They're not the easiest thing to find, either!

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