Dark numberplates - New ****wittery or something else?

Dark numberplates - New ****wittery or something else?

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FastMat

116 posts

85 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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I believe it's pure cosmetic mode
, if you're wanting to cheat the cameras all you need is spray a thin layer of transparent reflection pain to overexposed infra red and flash speed cameras.

or get these little bad boys printed out

https://youtu.be/EdyNtHhLP_E

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

210 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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Numberplate fkwittery of every variant you can possibly think of and probably many more you can't even imagine is a lasting and popular trend among Essex's Royalty and Cockney Waaankah vulgarians.

Only two possible reasons for this. Either you're a narcissistic egotistical Cockwhisk desperately seeking to attract attention to yourself or you're at the opposite end of the spectrum and very keen indeed not to be identified at all.

Sa Calobra

37,139 posts

211 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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I saw one last week in Manchester. I wonder how hard it be to read in the event of an accident, hit and run nevermind speed cameras.

Why do people do it and other illegal mods to family shopping trolleys?

MadMullah

5,265 posts

193 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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I saw a few in the last few weeks an x5, an c63 and yesterday a Bentley

It's becoming the choice of the rude bwoi's I think

Though the x5 was barely readable even if I was behind it

XMified

676 posts

72 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Zoon said:
They aren't as easily readable to the public so should be illegal.
I think it's this simple.

Maybe they could be given a legal definition- just like windows, tints on plates are ok down to a particular level of opacity- after which, they're illegal.

I don't like the idea that there are plates around that you can't read with the naked eye when you most need to.

Evanivitch

20,079 posts

122 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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XMified said:
I think it's this simple.

Maybe they could be given a legal definition- just like windows, tints on plates are ok down to a particular level of opacity- after which, they're illegal.

I don't like the idea that there are plates around that you can't read with the naked eye when you most need to.
How about just no tint?

There's no good reason to tint your plate and any tint is going to reduce the contrast and in turn reduce the ability for someone to read the plate in some conditions.

XMified

676 posts

72 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Evanivitch said:
How about just no tint?

There's no good reason to tint your plate and any tint is going to reduce the contrast and in turn reduce the ability for someone to read the plate in some conditions.
I'd tend to be in agreement with you- it's vanity over practicality, and I'd rather they didn't exist.

I was just thinking out loud with the tint regulation idea.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Isn't one thread full of wonderfully interesting personalities doing a public service of photographically documenting every plate they see with a slightly outside of the norm characteristic and helpfully allocating the drivers of said vehicles to one of a number of categories including chav, drug dealer, yoof, wker etc. enough?

Ilovejapcrap

3,283 posts

112 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Impasse said:
I saw this today and thought of you guys. thumbup

That chaps rear hub seems to have given way, hope he got recovered

Evanivitch

20,079 posts

122 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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cb1965 said:
Isn't one thread full of wonderfully interesting personalities doing a public service of photographically documenting every plate they see with a slightly outside of the norm characteristic and helpfully allocating the drivers of said vehicles to one of a number of categories including chav, drug dealer, yoof, wker etc. enough?
I prefer idiot. Succinct and timeless.

Zoon

6,706 posts

121 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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XMified said:
I think it's this simple.

Maybe they could be given a legal definition
Number plates already have this it's called BS AU 145d which states

"(2) A registration plate must not be treated in any other way which renders the characters
of the registration mark less easily distinguishable to the eye or which would prevent or impair
the making of a true photographic image of the plate through the medium of camera and film
or any other device."

Aphex

2,160 posts

200 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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bloody kids with their pokemons and razor scooters!

Sa Calobra

37,139 posts

211 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Ilovejapcrap said:
Impasse said:
I saw this today and thought of you guys. thumbup

That chaps rear hub seems to have given way, hope he got recovered
His mum could pick him up

Mandalore

4,220 posts

113 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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cb1965 said:
Isn't one thread full of wonderfully interesting personalities doing a public service of photographically documenting every plate they see with a slightly outside of the norm characteristic and helpfully allocating the drivers of said vehicles to one of a number of categories including chav, drug dealer, yoof, wker etc. enough?
But then,
what on earth would you do with nothing to complain about and nobody to shout at?

You could always take up cycling I suppose. Its much the same sort of thing.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Mandalore said:
cb1965 said:
Isn't one thread full of wonderfully interesting personalities doing a public service of photographically documenting every plate they see with a slightly outside of the norm characteristic and helpfully allocating the drivers of said vehicles to one of a number of categories including chav, drug dealer, yoof, wker etc. enough?
But then,
what on earth would you do with nothing to complain about and nobody to shout at?

You could always take up cycling I suppose. Its much the same sort of thing.
They could go and spend their time on a finance thread, or the “council” one, or one about speeding, or best of all a thread to do with SUVs, school mums, and Audis.

The outlets for such folk are many and varied on PH wink

Alex_225

6,263 posts

201 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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airsafari87 said:
To qualify for the right to use a heavily smoked / tinted number plate you must first fulfil the following criteria.

Beard. You must have a lovely beard.
Backwards Baseball cap with the hood on your hoodie loosely pulled up over it.
Gym. You must visit the gym and have `goals'
BAE. You need a BAE.
`Rare' wheels and ultra lows with wheels that are `Fitted'
Other friends who conform to the above and have similar number plates so you can park next to each other and take photos of both cars together.
An instagram account is imperative in order to share all of your photos depicting all points highlighted above.
Hahahahah this is staggeringly accurate!!

The only two people I know who would love tinted plates conform to pretty much this entire list. laughmad

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Alex_225 said:
airsafari87 said:
To qualify for the right to use a heavily smoked / tinted number plate you must first fulfil the following criteria.

Beard. You must have a lovely beard.
Backwards Baseball cap with the hood on your hoodie loosely pulled up over it.
Gym. You must visit the gym and have `goals'
BAE. You need a BAE.
`Rare' wheels and ultra lows with wheels that are `Fitted'
Other friends who conform to the above and have similar number plates so you can park next to each other and take photos of both cars together.
An instagram account is imperative in order to share all of your photos depicting all points highlighted above.
Hahahahah this is staggeringly accurate!!

The only two people I know who would love tinted plates conform to pretty much this entire list. laughmad
I have slightly tinted plates on my New Beetle, but that is a sunny day / show car. I have no beard, cap only for practical purposes (I have a hair deficit), gym eek, BAE ? (something to do with British Aerospace ?), wheels are RS4 rep`s and only lowered 50mm, my friends are more sensible than me, no Instagram or Facebook for me

Mastiff

2,515 posts

241 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Grahamdub said:
I have slightly tinted plates on my New Beetle, but that is a sunny day / show car. I have no beard, cap only for practical purposes (I have a hair deficit), gym eek, BAE ? (something to do with British Aerospace ?), wheels are RS4 rep`s and only lowered 50mm, my friends are more sensible than me, no Instagram or Facebook for me
BAE
noun US informal
a person's boyfriend or girlfriend (often as a form of address)

Yes - I had to look it up....

dfen5

2,398 posts

212 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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Would the tint stay on when the car goes for an MOT?

Makes a change from the ‘number plate on the dashboard’ fad I suppose.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th July 2018
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dfen5 said:
Would the tint stay on when the car goes for an MOT?

Makes a change from the ‘number plate on the dashboard’ fad I suppose.
Mine were made with tinted Perspex so I swap them for proper ones at MoT time. Yes, I know, I'm a criminal ...
In my defence, it is on a car that did 75 miles between MoT`s last year.

Numberplates on the dash annoy me. Makes the car look unfinished.