Cars you'd stereotype to a job

[nickfrog]

SmokingSideways said:

Arabs living of their parents wealth that they got from the oil industry.

Is Arab a job ? Or is this just a great chance for jealousy motivated casual xenophobia ?

[anonymous-user]

Alex_225 said:

I love the stereotyping in this thread haha. So I'll join in.

Beauty therapist or hairdresser - Mini or Audi A1

Hey hey hey, mine drives a GTR with the plate G R06KET (), a C63 AND a Fiat 500 (Twinair!!) lol

[SrMoreno]

allroad one said:

Dentist - Volvo V70

Nope, the stereotypical dentist car is a 911.

[GetCarter]

simonr100 said:

Pensioner - small Honda or a Volvo

I've been a pensioner for some time and in that time have owned a Caterham R500, an Aston Martin Vantage and an Audi R8. You need to adjust your perceptions young man

ETA: my neighbour (who is 70) just bought a Lotus 11 as a birthday present for himself. (Oh, and just designed the new TVR)

Edited by GetCarter on Friday 29th July 15:13

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Mafffew said:

IT - Fiesta ST

Mainly because it's what I do and what I drive.

This is a beautifully accurate stereotype. IT guy I met the other day couldn't help but talk about his remapped Fester ST which, apparently, he must run on Super Unleaded.

Drug dealer - BMW M3 'vert. With 19" wheels, minimum.

[C.A.R.]

nickfrog said:

Is Arab a job ? Or is this just a great chance for jealousy motivated casual xenophobia ?

1) You don't mean jealousy, you mean envy

2) It's not casual xenophobia, it's an observation of a perceived demographic.

But hey, don't ever miss out on an opportunity wherever you get a sniff at trying to pull your racist card eh!?

As for the thread-

Dirty Land Rover Defender - Genuine farmer or tradesman in a rural area
Glitzy blinged up Land Rover Defender - Wannabe country boy living inner-city. Probably doesn't actually have a job
Any "Sporty" Van - Psycopath.

[manic47]

SrMoreno said:

Nope, the stereotypical dentist car is a 911.

That's what mine drives.

[nickfrog]

C.A.R. said:

But hey, don't ever miss out on an opportunity wherever you get a sniff at trying to pull your racist card eh!?

Nah, you're just judging me by your own binary standards.

Arab is still not a job.

[bqf]

Battered old subaru - very wealthy old money landowner
BMW M Car, droptop, bling applied - gold toothed street chemist
Audi A4, white, lease-spec - harrassed salesman
Toyota avensis - mentalist - pensioner, minicab driver or both
Volvo XC90 - unbearable waitrose mummy who doesn't really know how big it is - 'homemaker'

VW Amarok, Ferrari 348, Ruined Audi Allroad - fat bd risk consultant with a HUGE PENIS

[Greenmantle]

Bentley Turbo R with number plate starting B16 or B19 and ending in GUV - local Mr Big.

[bigkeeko]

Popemobile - The Pope.

[Topper_Harley]

my neighbour .... just designed the new TVR

Edited by GetCarter on Friday 29th July 15:13

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More info required!!!!!

[DegsyE39]

bigkeeko said:

Popemobile - The Pope.

[GetCarter]

Topper_Harley said:

my neighbour .... just designed the new TVR

More info required!!!!!

Edited by GetCarter on Friday 29th July 15:13

Gordon Murray.

[Topper_Harley]

Gah, no chance of a juicy rumour then.

[GetCarter]

Topper_Harley said:

Gah, no chance of a juicy rumour then.

Ha. Not a chance. Point was, we don't all drive small Hondas or Volvos when we get old!

[Hudson]

- Outdoorsman/Conservationist - Skoda Yeti. Every single one of them i know drives a Yeti sample size of two

- Small business manager/owner - Range Rover "sport"

- Female school teachers - Any french convertible (206 CC, Megane etc)

- Sales rep - VW Passat/Golf (seems to be the defacto company car these days)

- Celebrity sex instructor, pillar of the community and multi millionaire - BMW Z4

[SuperchargedVR6]

Powerfully built company director - 320d
IT geek - MX5 or a Golf GTI, something they can mess with.
Lawyer - 335d

[Krikkit]

Hudson said:

- Celebrity sex instructor, pillar of the community and multi millionaire - BMW Z4

I'll send Anne Widdecombe, Gordon Brown and Theresa May round for some lessons.

[Hudson]

Krikkit said:

I'll send Anne Widdecombe, Gordon Brown and Theresa May round for some lessons.

I dread to think of what kinky st Theresa May is into...better charge her extra.