Keep a tub of watermelon in case youre stuck in a queue

Keep a tub of watermelon in case youre stuck in a queue

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MikeT66

2,680 posts

124 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Hammer, parcel tape, knife, black bin liners, rope.

Just in case.

Oh and Mrs.T66 likes to have a small bottle of hand sanitiser. Don't ask me why.

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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MDMA . said:
soad said:
Duct tape and WD-40.
weekend dogging sessions ?
laugh

Harji

2,198 posts

161 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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I take fruit with me, rather than buy sugary fatty stuff. In my glove box is a phone cradle and a USB lead, everything else is in a storage bag in the back.

judas

5,989 posts

259 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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saaby93 said:
What do you keep in your glovebox?
A tub of mouldy watermelon slices. Not sure I'm doing this right... confused

zebra

4,555 posts

214 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Would love to have a glove box.

Nezquick

1,461 posts

126 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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MikeT66 said:
Hammer, parcel tape, knife, black bin liners, rope.

Just in case.

Oh and Mrs.T66 likes to have a small bottle of hand sanitiser. Don't ask me why.
Presumably so when you've finished kidnapping and burying your victims she can clean her hands?

Cleanliness is next to godliness and all that. biggrin

CaptainCosworth

5,873 posts

93 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Riley Blue said:
I keep a large empty fabric softener bottle (wide neck, large capacity) in case I need a pee.
biglaugh


Clearing out my old car recently before getting rid of it, I found an old banana in the back seat pocket. Probably explains the funny smell in the car, I'd been putting it down to a wet dog, plus a couple of unresolved water leaks!

Swampy1982

3,305 posts

111 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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RS Grant said:
True.. people need to tighten up on what essentials they carry in their car. winksmile


Cheers,
Grant
Boom Boom

Byker28i

59,788 posts

217 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Nezquick said:
MikeT66 said:
Hammer, parcel tape, knife, black bin liners, rope.

Just in case.

Oh and Mrs.T66 likes to have a small bottle of hand sanitiser. Don't ask me why.
Presumably so when you've finished kidnapping and burying your victims she can clean her hands?

Cleanliness is next to godliness and all that. biggrin
Those prostitutes wont kill themselves...

Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Riley Blue said:
I keep a large empty fabric softener bottle (wide neck, large capacity) in case I need a pee.
hehe

FIREBIRDC9

736 posts

137 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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saaby93 said:
woohoo
What do you keep in your glovebox?
An Uzi :P


i read this article earlier , did make me laugh.

I know the traffic in this country is bad sometimes but , can't say i've ever been stuck for 14 hours!

GC8

19,910 posts

190 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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saaby93 said:
What do you keep in your glovebox?

k-ink

9,070 posts

179 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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PhillipM said:
You know what else is great for hydration? A bottle of water.
What? You'd rather carry a tiny bottle of water instead of a funking great big water melon. That'll never catch on.

Madness.

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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PhillipM said:
You know what else is great for hydration? A bottle of water.
Not according to the gigantic collection of oxygen thieves that is the EU.

k-ink

9,070 posts

179 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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OT...

^
How lovely and minimal are early Porsche dashboards! Perfect, like a Dieter Rams Braun calculator.

Hackney

6,841 posts

208 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Contents of my glovebox:

Manuals
Ipod
Islington visitor parking permits

saaby93

Original Poster:

32,038 posts

178 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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judas said:
saaby93 said:
What do you keep in your glovebox?
A tub of mouldy watermelon slices. Not sure I'm doing this right... confused
hehe

How long do they keep before going mouldy

Can you imagine everyone getting a fresh tub of watermelon before every journey just in case there's a traffic jam

Where can I buy shares in water melon growers



Edited by saaby93 on Friday 29th July 23:07

Mr Tidy

22,313 posts

127 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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soad said:
saaby93 said:
What do you keep in your glovebox?
Duct tape and WD-40.
That may be OK, so long as the rest of the standard toolkit is in the boot - you know, cable ties, adjustable spanner and HAMMER! laugh

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Riley Blue said:
I keep a large empty fabric softener bottle (wide neck, large capacity) in case I need a pee.
Show off...

GC8

19,910 posts

190 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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k-ink said:
OT...

^
How lovely and minimal are early Porsche dashboards! Perfect, like a Dieter Rams Braun calculator.
Well spotted, and thank you for not pointing out that my glove box check-straps have broken. hehe