Keep a tub of watermelon in case youre stuck in a queue

Keep a tub of watermelon in case youre stuck in a queue

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CoolHands

18,633 posts

195 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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k-ink said:
PhillipM said:
You know what else is great for hydration? A bottle of water.
What? You'd rather carry a tiny bottle of water instead of a funking great big water melon. That'll never catch on.

Madness.
Hahaha

In fact, is there any fruit larger than a watermelon? She couldn't have picked a more ridiculous fruit if she tried

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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CoolHands said:
k-ink said:
PhillipM said:
You know what else is great for hydration? A bottle of water.
What? You'd rather carry a tiny bottle of water instead of a funking great big water melon. That'll never catch on.

Madness.
Hahaha

In fact, is there any fruit larger than a watermelon? She couldn't have picked a more ridiculous fruit if she tried
Women...no spatial awareness

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Nothing in my 205's glovebox, but this takes up the space in my Focus RS.


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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AlexRS2782 said:
Nothing in my 205's glovebox, but this takes up the space in my Focus RS.

Is that a death ray? Never seen one before.

p4cks

6,909 posts

199 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Neither of mine have a glove compartment but even still would I fk have some watermelon anywhere near my car

CS Garth

2,860 posts

105 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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No no no the advice is all wrong. If I'm heading into a 14 hour jam I don't want to take on board liquids, I want to go the other way and try and avoid needing the toilet.

For this reason whenever I encounter static traffic I immediately eat an entire box of dates with some all bran on the side.

GC8

19,910 posts

190 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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CoolHands said:
Hahaha

In fact, is there any fruit larger than a watermelon? She couldn't have picked a more ridiculous fruit if she tried

Hoofy

76,358 posts

282 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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CoolHands said:
k-ink said:
PhillipM said:
You know what else is great for hydration? A bottle of water.
What? You'd rather carry a tiny bottle of water instead of a funking great big water melon. That'll never catch on.

Madness.
Hahaha

In fact, is there any fruit larger than a watermelon? She couldn't have picked a more ridiculous fruit if she tried
hehe

k-ink

9,070 posts

179 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Just off to work...



vikingaero

10,331 posts

169 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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You have to be a bit of a retarded driver to go on a long journey and not have drinks and snacks. We're off on Monday Oop North and a 6 pack of water, assorted other drinks and a load of snacks will be packed too. It's just plain common sense isn't it? Why pay £2.00 for a 750ml bottle of water from WHSmith on the services when a modicum of planning will get you one for 85p?

thatsprettyshady

1,824 posts

165 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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GC8 said:
saaby93 said:
What do you keep in your glovebox?

Glassman

22,533 posts

215 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Riley Blue said:
I keep a large empty fabric softener bottle (wide neck, large capacity) in case I need a pee.
Worst, 'I want you to think I have nuff girth' post, evar.

With these feet

5,728 posts

215 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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soad said:
saaby93 said:
What do you keep in your glovebox?
Duct tape and WD-40.
Not got a van with a mattress in the back and blacked out windows have you ? smile

GC8

19,910 posts

190 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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You need cable ties. I find that they manage to wriggle free from duct tape before I have finished with them...

Glassman

22,533 posts

215 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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GC8 said:
You need cable ties. I find that they manage to wriggle free from duct tape before I have finished with them...
T-Rex tape is awesome.

CoolHands

18,633 posts

195 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Right I'm just popping out


hora

37,126 posts

211 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Why do people read BBC's website? It seems to be written by ex redtops or lazy idiots.

vikingaero

10,331 posts

169 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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hora said:
Why do people read BBC's website? It seems to be written by ex redtops or lazy idiots.
It's not hip to have a bottle of mineral water anymore. Grauniadistas/BBCLeftists now refresh themselves with water melons.

Hoofy

76,358 posts

282 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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I suspect it has something to do with sports performance. I thought coconut water was the current en vogue sports drink but I was wrong...




Edited by Hoofy on Saturday 30th July 12:54

soad

32,895 posts

176 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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With these feet said:
soad said:
saaby93 said:
What do you keep in your glovebox?
Duct tape and WD-40.
Not got a van with a mattress in the back and blacked out windows have you ? smile
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