Tips to make my car look newer

[rolando]

Drive along NSL road at 20mph to give impression that your car has only just enough charge left to get you home.

[AH33]

Mr Snrub said:

Kill yourself by driving straight into a lorry, then claim it was because the autopilot failed to recognise it

[AH33]

Just use a cardboard car sheath!



Obviously with a newer design. This chump made his car look OLDER!

[nunpuncher]

Glue a small square Tupperware box under your front number plate then drive around performing unexpected emergency stops every few miles. Passengers and other road users will be convinced you have collision avoidance fitted.

[w1bbles]

generationx said:

w1bbles awakens from 44 month slumber in a flurry of forum posts?

Fecking central locking failure - been stuck in the boot for a while ;-)

[Escort3500]

Find a car-sized gap in a busy town centre street of parked vehicles. Pull alongside the car to the front of the gap, turn your steering wheel about 15 degrees towards the gap, sound your horn to get the attention of other road users and pedestrians, fold your arms and adopt a smug expression. Engage reverse, let the clutch in whilst applying firm pressure to the accelerator pedal and, hey presto, automated parking. (nb the outcome may not be quite as smooth as you were expecting).

[Electronicpants]

When you get into the car put both hands on the wheel and soil yourself.

Everyone will assume the fact you've raised a few millimetres you have comfort access and your seat is adjusting itself for driving.

[DRFC1879]

Cover every panel in Bacofoil for that wealthy young Arab look.

Also, sit at the lights in neutral with your right foot planted to the floor then slam it into drive. Instant launch control.

Edited by DRFC1879 on Friday 19th August 11:48

[NAD33M]

Slam on your brakes momentarily when some crosses the road a few miles in front of you...

The car that slams into the back of you will think you have Audi Pre-Sense....