Preposterous exhaust pics

[Vitorio]

TazLondon said:

Four tailpipes look best. All cars should come with at least four tailpipes with options for more. You can never have enough 'zorst.

Apparently both ragazon and CSC make quad pipe exhausts for my 1.6 litre alfa, and the bore of em is only 2 mm less then my cylinders

[geopetrolhead]

Goofnik said:

SuperchargedVR6 said:

They do to VAG haters.

I don't recall seeing any complaints on here about the Civic's equally high tailpipe count.



I got no problem with quads provided they're practical.

Except they're likely not. A Type 997.2 911 GT2 which made 620HP had only two exhaust outlets -- one for each cylinder bank. Why does a Civic with an inline four that makes ~350 fewer HP need twice as many? Moreover, more powerful Lancer Evolutions only had a single exhaust outlet.

I wonder what the 0 to Asdas is in one of those? nice sooped up mums shopping car with quad exhaust, lol

[geopetrolhead]

ManOpener said:

Benjo42 said:

This reminds me, my dad had a leaky exhaust and the MOT was due on the rass-claat, so I gave him and ART race can off my 400 Honda NC29. It sounded awesome, no word of a lie. Bagged a bird in that at one point too! Ultimate pulling machine.

There's a Suzuki Carry round here with two pedal-bin sized exhausts. I'll try and get a picture, it's hilarious. Sounds like a chipmunk farting in a tub of custard.

Edited by ManOpener on Friday 19th August 17:00

Sounds like a chipmunk farting in a tub of custard.

Hahahaha! Good description

[Leptons]

318is with an M5 exhaust anyone?

[charge]

David-qu7im said:

Thoughts on my GTR four pipes, all fully connected and functional?

Never been my cup of tea. Massive outer trims with pea shooters in the middle?
The equivalent of rolled up socks down your pants.

[if in doubt]

HughS47 said:

Saw this at a trackday. Can't work out if I was a fan or not. Was on a lovely JDM civic. Clearly belongs to someone's on here

That's my friends car. I laughed when I saw it, but can confirm it was a (failed) attempt to pass the drive by noise limit. It's just a hose clamp holding it on, usually just a single straight exit.

[DoubleD]

charge said:

David-qu7im said:

Thoughts on my GTR four pipes, all fully connected and functional?

Never been my cup of tea. Massive outer trims with pea shooters in the middle?
The equivalent of rolled up socks down your pants.

Most cars have trims on the exhaust

[cort16]

The SD1 has an odd exhaust. I think the idea was to stop the exhaust fumes being sucked up through the vents in the boot. It didn't work.

[Escort3500]

I don't recall seeing any complaints on here about the Civic's equally high tailpipe count.



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Probably 'cos the dreadful design of the car distracts attention from the equally ridiculous tailpipes

[Funkycoldribena]

[griffin dai]

Funkycoldribena said:

Jackpot

[griffin dai]

Escort3500 said:

griffin dai said:

Four for me

Fully justified given the car's spec Sir

Thank you

Could do with a few quid thrown at it now though ££££

[DoubleD]

Funkycoldribena said:

Thats fantastic.

[scoobygaz1]

I've only got one 🙁 But good for 500 bhp😀

[morgrp]

cort16 said:

The SD1 has an odd exhaust. I think the idea was to stop the exhaust fumes being sucked up through the vents in the boot. It didn't work.

They always looked ace to me

[edmoore51]

By all means correct me if I'm wrong but I'm fairly sure that the middle pipe on the F40 isn't technically an exhaust but rather the screamer pipe for the turbo wastegates (I know it's still exhaust gas that comes through it, but it does have a genuine purpose and proves that 3 can be a magic number, see also the Lexus LFA).

[anonymous-user]

David-qu7im said:

Though that was what the topic was about?

Thread is slightly confusing! I didnt get it at first either. But thread is about excessive/stupid/fake/massive exhaust pipes on cars that don't suit them.. A GTR needs four! Nice car

[anonymous-user]

griffin dai said:

Escort3500 said:

griffin dai said:

Four for me

Fully justified given the car's spec Sir

Thank you

Could do with a few quid thrown at it now though ££££

It really is a fabulous build! Even though Saabs aren't my cup of tea, I'd take a Hirsch tuned Saab any day because it really is a lot of power for not a lot of money!

[anonymous-user]

st exhausts!!

[TazLondon]

Tailgater said:

st exhausts!!

Not just the exhaust!

st car. Period.