POLITE Notice, Think Bike

POLITE Notice, Think Bike

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1Addicted

Original Poster:

693 posts

121 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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I've seen a few riders with these now, and just wondered what other people's take is on them.



Hi-vis is always a good idea if you're trying to mitigate somewhat the occurrences of dimwit drivers missing you approaching, but this design is clearly to imitate a Police Motorcyclist.
I'm not so sure about it, especially since the rider's that I have seen were vigilante types on tourer type bikes, glaring in people's windows when passing if the driver happened to have a lapse in judgement at a junction. That comes across as intimidating but I suppose on the flip side it might make the driver think harder next time, after their ar$e stopped clenching once realising it wasn't the Police.

Come on, flame me!

walm

10,609 posts

202 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Like burkhinis I could not give a stuff what people want to wear.
Sensible of them to go high-viz, but certainly not compulsory.

If they think a poor imitation of a police rider makes them safer - why not?

Complaining about this is surely the epitome of a first world problem!!

Ean218

1,965 posts

250 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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No, they're tits. Just like horse riders who wear similar.

There is nothing polite about pretending you are something which you're not.

DMN

2,983 posts

139 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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I don't mind them, even if they reek of waltism.

trickywoo

11,780 posts

230 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Tits and I ride a bike.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,346 posts

150 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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When I raised this a few months ago on another thread, I was told that, even at a glance, I mistook the word POLITE for POLICE, then my observation skills were so poor that I really was a danger on the road and shouldn't be driving at all!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=153...

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Ean218 said:
No, they're tits. Just like horse riders who wear similar.

There is nothing polite about pretending you are something which you're not.
This. Walter Mitty tits that get a thrill by dressing up like a copper.

It's more likely to work against them than for them once people have got close enough to see it's a tosser rather than a copper.

rxe

6,700 posts

103 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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trickywoo said:
Tits and I ride a bike.
+1

Makes me inclined to boot the car harder as I go (safely) past them.

JulianHJ

8,741 posts

262 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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They're for Walts.

J4CKO

41,529 posts

200 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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rxe said:
trickywoo said:
Tits and I ride a bike.
+1

Makes me inclined to boot the car harder as I go (safely) past them.
Past motorcycles ?

Must be a fast car, or do you mean cyclists ?

And do you mean you feel inclined to use your car to try to scare a vulnerable road user because they have an ill advised tabbard on ?

Whatever a cyclist is doing, or pedestrians for that matter, I just get round them and give them a wide berth, I dont use my car to teach them a lesson as I am in control of two tonnes of metal and if I do, if I get seen by the Police, I will be taught a lesson.



MrBarry123

6,027 posts

121 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
When I raised this a few months ago on another thread, I was told that, even at a glance, I mistook the word POLITE for POLICE, then my observation skills were so poor that I really was a danger on the road and shouldn't be driving at all!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=153...
laugh

Typical PH.

Everything that is available anywhere says that the human brain makes assumptions on what we're seeing based on what we've seen previously. Hence why it is perfectly reasonable to mistake one of these jackets for an actual Police jacket and therefore why they are presumably so effective.

The vests don't particularly bother me however as already said, it does stink of pretender.

Jimmy No Hands

5,011 posts

156 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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I see a chap on the M1 every morning in this gear, full on GoPro strapped to his white helmet, peering into cars as he passes.

Just a colossal penis.

Leins

9,462 posts

148 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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I'm thinking of putting blue lights on top of my car, and a flashing "POLITE stop" sign in the rear window. Last time anyone tries to bully me out of the fast lane when I'm almost doing the speed limit

Phon_E87

198 posts

93 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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You can wear one and be cock about it, or you can wear one and not be a cock about it. Same as you can drive a car and be an arrogant tit who thinks you have more right to the tarmac than anyone else, or you can drive a car and not be like that.

Personally, I think they are a good idea, precisely because they make people think, and judging by some of the replies on PH with regards to other types of road user, that's no bad thing.
If I rode a motorbike I would wear one, and if you're the sort of driver who takes that as a signal that you have to charge past me to prove something because you don't like what's written on my vest, then that says more about you, than it does about me.

jjr1

3,023 posts

260 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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I think they are a bunch of utter cock tards and would happily inconvenience one given half a chance.

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Leins said:
a flashing "POLITE stop" sign in the rear window.
hehe

Phon_E87 said:
You can wear one and be cock about it, or you can wear one and not be a cock about it.
Simply by wearing one you are telling everyone else on the road that you are a cock.

Phon_E87 said:
If I rode a motorbike I would wear one, and if you're the sort of driver who takes that as a signal that you have to charge past me to prove something because you don't like what's written on my vest, then that says more about you, than it does about me.
It says that you are a cock, and that the person charging past knows this. No more, no less.


Edited by Mr2Mike on Thursday 25th August 09:46

MattOz

3,911 posts

264 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Ean218 said:
No, they're tits. Just like horse riders who wear similar.

There is nothing polite about pretending you are something which you're not.
+1 Anyone wearing one should just simply be removed from the gene pool.

AH33

2,066 posts

135 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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I drive like a dick round them, just to show them I know they aren't a copper and can't do st about it.

smile

Toyoda

1,557 posts

100 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Ean218 said:
No, they're tits. Just like horse riders who wear similar.

There is nothing polite about pretending you are something which you're not.
Totally agree with this sentiment. Oooh what a coincidence that 'polite' looks like 'police' at a quick glance. Let's wear a stupid high vis and pretend I'm the law. Must say I've only ever seen these worn by horseriders, never bikers. They deserve extra disdain just for wearing it.

AH33

2,066 posts

135 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Admit it, you wear one biggrin