Most useless techno gizmo on a car

Most useless techno gizmo on a car

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Gandahar

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9,600 posts

128 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/motor-shows-pari...


Land Rover has already confirmed that its 2017 model will have up to nine USB ports and enough secure storage space to hide four iPads, and it'll also use an innovative Intelligent Seat Technology system that allows users to control and fold down seats remotely using a smartphone app.


Why would you need to fold down seats remotely using a phone app?




Krikkit

26,527 posts

181 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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I can see that being occasionally useful - standing in the queue in Ikea, realising how much crap you've bought, set the seats to fold to make it less fiddly when you corral the children+trolley to the car.

sherman

13,262 posts

215 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Where would you put the kids once you have folded their seats down?

Dave Hedgehog

14,555 posts

204 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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if you do long drives with the kids i would imagine all the stuff is very useful

Jim AK

4,029 posts

124 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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The `Powerfully Built` one offered some friends a lift back to their car after a dinner a few weeks ago, in his wifes new RRS...... Took us about 20 minutes in the dark & him 2/3rds Pcensoredd to fathom out how to fold the rearmost seats out!!

An App would have been brilliant that night.

Alex

9,975 posts

284 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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"Hey, I can fold the seats from my app!"
Later...
"Where's the dog gone?"

X5TUU

11,939 posts

187 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Jim AK said:
The `Powerfully Built` one offered some friends a lift back to their car after a dinner a few weeks ago, in his wifes new RRS...... Took us about 20 minutes in the dark & him 2/3rds Pcensoredd to fathom out how to fold the rearmost seats out!!

An App would have been brilliant that night.
Yeah I have no idea how to do this in the Q7 sober so I'm not surprised lol

X5TUU

11,939 posts

187 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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On topic ... built in Sat Nav ... universally shocking and far superceded by Waxe / Google Maps / Apple Maps / etc... and free to update!

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Gandahar said:
http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/motor-shows-pari...

Land Rover has already confirmed that its 2017 model will have up to nine USB ports and enough secure storage space to hide four iPads, and it'll also use an innovative Intelligent Seat Technology system that allows users to control and fold down seats remotely using a smartphone app.

Why would you need to fold down seats remotely using a phone app?
Last time we did this, it got to 19 pages...
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

CarAbuser

695 posts

124 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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X5TUU said:
On topic ... built in Sat Nav ... universally shocking and far superceded by Waxe / Google Maps / Apple Maps / etc... and free to update!
Not completely true.

I prefer the BMW nav over any app including Waze. The traffic routing is better, the directions and clearer and more concise and the UI is brilliant.

On any other car I'll choose Waze though. Even though I can't stand the thought of supplying all my movements as valuable data to google.

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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CarAbuser said:
X5TUU said:
On topic ... built in Sat Nav ... universally shocking and far superceded by Waxe / Google Maps / Apple Maps / etc... and free to update!
Not completely true.

I prefer the BMW nav over any app including Waze. The traffic routing is better, the directions and clearer and more concise and the UI is brilliant.

On any other car I'll choose Waze though. Even though I can't stand the thought of supplying all my movements as valuable data to google.
The BMW UI is better, but I don't think the traffic routing is as good as Waze's.

On holiday in France this year, we were using cigar lighter plug adapters to charge everyone's devices as we moved around, as the car only has one or two USB sockets. Nine sounds like a good number.

Edited by Zod on Wednesday 28th September 17:25

QuartzDad

2,251 posts

122 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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On my oil-burning family estate:




ambuletz

10,735 posts

181 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Krikkit said:
I can see that being occasionally useful - standing in the queue in Ikea, realising how much crap you've bought, set the seats to fold to make it less fiddly when you corral the children+trolley to the car.
How lazy do people need to be though? they've already got a wireless key that will unlock the car when they come near it. a boot that can open/close itself remotely. Is it really that hard to stop your trolley near your car, then open a rear passenger door and pull a tab?

Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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The merc allegedly turns off the blind spot radar when you're near a radio telescope to avoid interfearence.

I can't decide if that's stupid or genius.

Blib

44,098 posts

197 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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It's a well known PH fact that ones car goes faster when the back seats are folded down. So, what better than to have the ability to do so while on the move?

It's just LR catching up with the 21st century.

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Alex said:
"Hey, I can fold the seats from my app!"
Later...
"Where's the dog gone?"
I'll give you a bit of recognition for that one seeing it slipped by...

GroundEffect

13,836 posts

156 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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QuartzDad said:
On my oil-burning family estate:

That doesn't cost anything though. Those signals are on CAN anyway and a little software will have it displayed on cluster.

I've never understood the apps to unlock stuff or do this that and the other. Maybe we just haven't seen the killer feature yet.


Gandahar

Original Poster:

9,600 posts

128 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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TooMany2cvs said:
Gandahar said:
http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/motor-shows-pari...

Land Rover has already confirmed that its 2017 model will have up to nine USB ports and enough secure storage space to hide four iPads, and it'll also use an innovative Intelligent Seat Technology system that allows users to control and fold down seats remotely using a smartphone app.

Why would you need to fold down seats remotely using a phone app?
Last time we did this, it got to 19 pages...
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Apologies TooMany2cvs, I have to confess when I saw that first picture I read no further.

At some point I guess there will be a phone app to tell you when the steering wheel has the wheels pointing straight ahead......



Thankyou4calling

10,602 posts

173 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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One of the things about gadgets is that people wan't them. Of course they don't NEED them but they love having them, telling and showing their friends etc, it all adds to the experience of ownership which with a lot of cars is not about transportation.

It's about making a statement.

My car has a convertible roof, you can lower it and all the windows from around 5 metres away with the remote.

Is it needed? No
Is it wanted? Yes

I like it and others do too.

swisstoni

16,997 posts

279 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Those screens in the back of headrests look pretty quaint nowadays.