Most useless techno gizmo on a car

Most useless techno gizmo on a car

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Reg Local

2,680 posts

208 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Whilst we're on useless BMW display settings, I'd like to nominate the awful eco-pro star rating system which apparantly marks your driving ability:



But then I found the Audi settng...


jamies30

5,910 posts

229 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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My car will read out your Twitter feed, and will let you check in on Facebook. I can't help thinking I'm not their target market. biggrin

FiF

44,073 posts

251 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Hasn't that been renamed the Golf R setting?

MuscleSaloon

1,550 posts

175 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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X5TUU said:
On topic ... built in Sat Nav ... universally shocking and far superceded by Waxe / Google Maps / Apple Maps / etc... and free to update!
yes

Prefer using my 2 year old sub £100 Garmin over the Discover Nav Pro in my 2017 Golf R.

The one built into the car has current speed limit info which is wrong most of the time. Plus no ability to display the true speed that you are travelling via GPS.

Plus a load of other tech crap on the car that does absolutely nothing to enhance the driving experience that I'll never use.



br d

8,400 posts

226 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Reg Local said:
Whilst we're on useless BMW display settings, I'd like to nominate the awful eco-pro star rating system which apparantly marks your driving ability:



But then I found the Audi settng...

Brilliant!

DuckAvenger

324 posts

133 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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I still think like that

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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My Focus has climate control options on its touchscreen. I could use that but surely easier to just turn the knob below it, no?


Darryl247W

564 posts

123 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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All tech. Full stop.
It's all distraction, cost and weight.

OK. The stereo in my Elise.

RammyMP

6,770 posts

153 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Usb sockets are always handy when you have kids with their heads stuck in their iPads. Had a nightmare recently on a drive home from Northumberland when the battery went in my youngest's ipad, she then sung all the way home.

rxe

6,700 posts

103 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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RammyMP said:
Usb sockets are always handy when you have kids with their heads stuck in their iPads. Had a nightmare recently on a drive home from Northumberland when the battery went in my youngest's ipad, she then sung all the way home.
Problem is that the kids just get out of the car with the damn thing still attached, and rip the connector out.

The one I really don't get is in car Internet - Vauxhall have been pushing this. Is there really any one who is considering buying a new car, will pay the monthly sub for their car .... who doesn't already have a smartphone with a data package?

SlimRick

2,258 posts

165 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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My wife's Qashqai has apps you can look at on the dash display...including Facebook. Completely useless and never felt the need to use them.

swisstoni

16,990 posts

279 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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SlimRick said:
My wife's Qashqai has apps you can look at on the dash display...including Facebook. Completely useless and never felt the need to use them.
Ah then we have to include Land Rover In Control Apps.
The most pointless and random collection of apps you could ask for.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Krikkit said:
I can see that being occasionally useful - standing in the queue in Ikea, realising how much crap you've bought, set the seats to fold to make it less fiddly when you corral the children+trolley to the car.
So, you have a herd of children, or what ever the collective noun is, and a load of shopping. You then need to find your phone, put the PIN in wrong 4 times, look for the app which then crashes, press it and wait for the seats to deploy. Meanwhile, the person parked next to you in a Honda, opens the door, reaches in and deploys the Magic Seats in a hardly perceptible amount of time, loads the car and buggers off.

CTO

2,653 posts

210 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Collective noun for a group of children is a "migraine".

smile

Cfnteabag

1,195 posts

196 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Bloody lane departure warning, no use whatsoever, if you need it, what you really need is a taxi as you cannot drive

HappyMidget

6,788 posts

115 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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FiF said:
Hasn't that been renamed the Golf R setting?
If not, it must be bloody close to being renamed that. Thought the fker was trying to nick my exhaust the other night on the M$ he was that close. Might have left the little in a rolling burnout when I could finally get passed the car that was in front of me. Don't think he appreciated that as he cut me up swerving across three lanes to exit at his junction a few miles down the road....

kev b

2,715 posts

166 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Voice activation on the 2010 Mondeo I am using atm is comically useless.

It will not work with anyones phone and the audio, sound and heating activation is so slow to react that I cannot understand how it was ever acceptable except as a novelty even ten years ago.

Jim AK

4,029 posts

124 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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Gandahar said:
At some point I guess there will be a phone app to tell you when the steering wheel has the wheels pointing straight ahead......
Had that on the 08 L322 we had somewhere in the 4wd screen!

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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rxe said:
RammyMP said:
Usb sockets are always handy when you have kids with their heads stuck in their iPads. Had a nightmare recently on a drive home from Northumberland when the battery went in my youngest's ipad, she then sung all the way home.
Problem is that the kids just get out of the car with the damn thing still attached, and rip the connector out.

The one I really don't get is in car Internet - Vauxhall have been pushing this. Is there really any one who is considering buying a new car, will pay the monthly sub for their car .... who doesn't already have a smartphone with a data package?
back in my day we had no ipads! you'd play gameboy/gamegear or play with your action man/power ranger toys. None of these ipads!

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Wednesday 28th September 2016
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CarAbuser said:
Not completely true.

I prefer the BMW nav over any app including Waze. The traffic routing is better, the directions and clearer and more concise and the UI is brilliant.

On any other car I'll choose Waze though. Even though I can't stand the thought of supplying all my movements as valuable data to google.
The killer function for me in the BMW nav. is the ability to send locations from my phone or laptop to the car - when we did our 2 week European tour recently, all our hotels and camp sites were sent to the car the week before we departed. We could also plan some more scenic routes whilst sat in bars and send the waypoints to the car for the following morning.