Why do these dirty Diesels have to be so damn fast??

Why do these dirty Diesels have to be so damn fast??

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Smokey32

359 posts

93 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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xjay1337 said:
I dont have the 103 ticket but I have this one which was at 102.xx...


https://flic.kr/p/MyC5DC

you must have gotten me confused with your boyfriend cos I aint your sweetie.
14.3. Still a low diesel POS.

Get a real car.

ChilliWhizz

11,992 posts

161 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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xjay1337 said:
They're great cars. My friend (who does my tuning) has built a 440+ bhp one. Looks totally stock, runs low 12s all day.
Could do a high 11 if he turned his air con off and wasn't heatsoaked lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu4kzwIDgkk

Looks and sounds totally standard.
Very impressive!!!

I've taken the beast (on my profile) up the Pod but it wasn't a great day, rained all morning and then managed to get a couple of runs in before having to drive home.. great fun, but cold road tyres on cold slightly damp tarmac and an agricultural 5 speed (T5) manual box didn't help things.. plus my driving talent isn't overly awesome so we generated a bit more wheel spin and slidey sideways off the line than was required biggrin In the right hands with sticky tyres and a dry strip though she should comfortably run mid-high elevens, but I doubt she'll ever do it with me behind the wheel frown

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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Smokey32 said:
14.3. Still a low diesel POS.

Get a real car.
Coming from a man who drives a C55amg, that's a serious case of pot and kettle laugh

Probably slower than my pos!


xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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ChilliWhizz said:
Very impressive!!!

I've taken the beast (on my profile) up the Pod but it wasn't a great day, rained all morning and then managed to get a couple of runs in before having to drive home.. great fun, but cold road tyres on cold slightly damp tarmac and an agricultural 5 speed (T5) manual box didn't help things.. plus my driving talent isn't overly awesome so we generated a bit more wheel spin and slidey sideways off the line than was required biggrin In the right hands with sticky tyres and a dry strip though she should comfortably run mid-high elevens, but I doubt she'll ever do it with me behind the wheel frown
Yeah it's really cool!

You should record it lol

CrgT16

1,964 posts

108 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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This diesel vs petrol amuses me a bit... in the end it's about power and about how it's delivered. If you have more power get the petrol in the right powerband/gear and you don't need to worry with diesels.

Off course there are very fast diesels so perhaps trying to keep up with a 335d with a stock golf gti may not be possible.

I prefer petrol but also have diesel cars.

ChilliWhizz

11,992 posts

161 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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Smokey32 said:
14.3. Still a low diesel POS.

Get a real car.
Er, 'scuse my ignorance, what does POS stand for? I work in an industry where acronyms are rife, but POS is a new one on me smile

And... you make mention of a 'real car'........ is this simply petrol rather than diesel or is a 'real car' something else again? Very interested to know what constitutes a 'real car' if it's something other than the fuel type it burns biggrin

Thanks,
Chilli...

daveco

4,125 posts

207 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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ChilliWhizz said:
Smokey32 said:
14.3. Still a low diesel POS.

Get a real car.
Er, 'scuse my ignorance, what does POS stand for? I work in an industry where acronyms are rife, but POS is a new one on me smile

And... you make mention of a 'real car'........ is this simply petrol rather than diesel or is a 'real car' something else again? Very interested to know what constitutes a 'real car' if it's something other than the fuel type it burns biggrin

Thanks,
Chilli...
POS = Piece of st. Which is ironic as he's talking through his arse hehe

Fresh Prince

527 posts

172 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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SuperchargedVR6 said:
I get that. However....A long time ago I had a turboed VR6 Corrado (hence my username), which had all the shiney bits on it. Huge AP Racing brakes, the best tyres available in 17", the best KW coilovers available (at the time), chassis bracing.....everything. That thing was nuts, but it couldn't stop. Sure, it felt like it could stop but believe me, not many cars can deploy immense stopping power like a 911 can. It's a lot more than just uprated calipers and discs. The 911's chassis is just setup way way better for that (and a good deal more) than a Golf will ever be.
Even my mate's old 993 stopped way better than my Corrado did. Way better.
I think this is also partially down to the amount of flex in the suspension components/axles etc. Apparently Porsches are particularly good at not deforming and maintaining rigidity, and this means that a lot more of the braking force is successfully transmitted to the ground.

ZX10R NIN

27,577 posts

125 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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xjay1337 said:
Smokey32 said:
14.3. Still a low diesel POS.

Get a real car.
Coming from a man who drives a C55amg, that's a serious case of pot and kettle laugh

Probably slower than my pos!
Listen here Xjay you need to go & wash your keyboard out biggrin how very dare you start dissing the Three Pointed star's products redcard

By the way they're a whole 1 second quicker than your VW in standard form, my CLK55 has run 12.4's shoot lol


Edited by ZX10R NIN on Friday 30th September 22:15

thebraketester

14,221 posts

138 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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Isn't a CLK a girls car?

ZX10R NIN

27,577 posts

125 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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If you mean by that that women prefer to be in one to a Golf then yes I agree biggrinrofl

thebraketester

14,221 posts

138 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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The girls are dripping once they've been in the golf.

ZX10R NIN

27,577 posts

125 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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What you mean they're crying? Surely the the soft touch dash should be able to console them from the assault on their eyes from the tartan seats!!!

Anyway you stick to your girls & I'll stay with the women beer lol

J4CKO

41,499 posts

200 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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I prefer petrols generally but dont want to rule anything out, basically you dont have to pick a fuel, I dont get the hate for diesels, but neither do I get the "For a diesel" suffix like they are the plucky underdog, a 535D is like 40 grand, turbodiesels are generally very effective.

Diesels are just the best option in certain types of vehicle, anything heavy, unless you can run to a massive petrol engine, which most cant.

You dont have to be faster than anyone else, it is interesting to compare but it never actually matters, sometimes think blokes do it as it is frowned on to measure our willies in public.

Beardo

262 posts

179 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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thebraketester said:
The girls are dripping once they've been in the golf.
Wet themselves laughing? That's a shame frown

thebraketester

14,221 posts

138 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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Beardo said:
Wet themselves laughing? That's a shame frown
Zetec? your argument is null and void.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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ZX10R NIN said:
Listen here Xjay you need to go & wash your keyboard out biggrin how very dare you start dissing the Three Pointed star's products redcard

By the way they're a whole 1 second quicker than your VW in standard form, my CLK55 has run 12.4's shoot lol


Edited by ZX10R NIN on Friday 30th September 22:15
Haha yeah, rwd helps a ton. Bet his 60 to 100 is slower laugh

Beardo

262 posts

179 months

Friday 30th September 2016
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thebraketester said:
Zetec? your argument is null and void.
Haven't updated my garage in a long time! There's been another Golf since I last did anything in there...

Edited by Beardo on Friday 30th September 23:57

T16OLE

2,946 posts

191 months

Saturday 1st October 2016
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Steve93 said:
I don't think I've had any trouble shaking any diesel car (including remapped ones) only 280ish bhp and 279ftlb from my turbo petrol as well...soon to be a tad more with a couple of bolt on bits wink
What about a 313bho diesel with 480ftlb?

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

234 months

Saturday 1st October 2016
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T16OLE said:
Steve93 said:
I don't think I've had any trouble shaking any diesel car (including remapped ones) only 280ish bhp and 279ftlb from my turbo petrol as well...soon to be a tad more with a couple of bolt on bits wink
What about a 313bho diesel with 480ftlb?
No problem - I don't think I would any trouble shaking that off very easily.