Worst car to be behind on your favorite road

Worst car to be behind on your favorite road

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shost

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825 posts

143 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Top three cars that if your behind as you get to your favorite section of road your heart sinks or you try to madly overtake at at earliest opportunity.

Mine:

Vauxhall Zafira
Any gen Micra
Chrysler PT Cruiser

brrapp

3,701 posts

162 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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shost said:
Top three cars that if your behind as you get to your favorite section of road your heart sinks or you try to madly overtake at at earliest opportunity.

Mine:

Vauxhall Zafira
Any gen Micra
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Remember the old Toyota advert/slogan? 'The car in front is a Toyota'

Unfortunately round about here it's still true and the driver usually either has a flat cap or a blue rinse.

ikarl

3,730 posts

199 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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3 Honda Jazz's

eltax91

9,875 posts

206 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Land Rover defenders. Moving slowly, but zero visibility to help the overtaking.

I speak as a former defender owner

SWoll

18,373 posts

258 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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It's the type of driver, not the car, that's the problem. Plenty of performance metal driven very slowly and poorly.

Ekona

1,653 posts

202 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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eltax91 said:
Land Rover defenders. Moving slowly, but zero visibility to help the overtaking.

I speak as a former defender owner
Transit van, for the same reason. Especially a newer one that's empty, so just enough puff to drag along on the straights and make overtaking a right PITA.

deltashad

6,731 posts

197 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Anything big which can't drive near the verge. Makes visibility st and when you pass you generally have poo in the pants possibilities.

ging84

8,897 posts

146 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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your in-law's

SuperchargedVR6

3,138 posts

220 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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SWoll said:
It's the type of driver, not the car, that's the problem. Plenty of performance metal driven very slowly and poorly.
This. Always this. But certain cars you just instinctively know will contain a slug behind the wheel as you approach it.

Four Litre

2,019 posts

192 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Renault Kangoo (extended high roofline) edition.
Picassole
A red bus

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

141 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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As above, 3x Honda fking jazz, being driven by a dithering idiots

Worst is following them down any sort of hill and they are sat permanently on their brakes to control speed rather than a low gear.





Edited by dazwalsh on Thursday 20th October 13:48

pwd95

8,383 posts

238 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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The car is irrelevant, if the driver is a member of the 38mph brigade your doomed..... hehe

CS Garth

2,860 posts

105 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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I relish their being cars ahead of me on my favourite stretch of road. I set my PB overtake of 9 vehicles on a stretch of the Fosse Way just south of Bourton of the Water where visability is well over half a mile. Had to watch out for no one pulling out mid flow but no dramas. It seemed a little gratuitous as I was only going to Cold Aston the bottom way but whatevs

MitchT

15,867 posts

209 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Vauxhall Corsa
Any small car that's taller than it is wide
Any MPV

dci

528 posts

141 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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I have a few..

5/330d - Normally driven by some bell who bumbles along way below the speed limit, until you overtake him that is. He'll then proceed to mash his foot to the floor and block your overtake. The 330d being one of the few common cars with the on demand torque needed to block a well planned overtake. How dare someone try to overtake, this is a BMW don't you know? The ultimate driving machine... If you do get passed he'll then proceed to flash the fk out of you with his main beams and gesticulate wildly while driving 12" from your rear bumper.

Citroen Berlingo - Driven by the kind of person who needs an automated vehicle. Doesn't give a single fk about driving, normally seen driving at 40 mph regardless of the speed limit in place.

The MPV as a generalisation - Driven (badly) by mums or the elderly. Brakes for oncoming vehicles, clear corners and extremely indecisive at roundabout and junctions. Add Hyundai i10/20 to this also.

The Fiat 500 - Driven by young girls, given to them by parents. While they are paying attention to many things driving the car isn't one of them. Facebook, hair, texting and makeup will take precedent to driving. Best avoided on any road not just your favourite.


Patrick Bateman

12,183 posts

174 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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SWoll said:
It's the type of driver, not the car, that's the problem. Plenty of performance metal driven very slowly and poorly.
I don't often see performance cars driven slowly but just yesterday an M4 was holding me up, pottering along at no more than 45mph in a 60.

MartynVRS

1,168 posts

210 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Peugeot Estates
Citroen Berlingo


FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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pwd95 said:
The car is irrelevant, if the driver is a member of the 38mph brigade your doomed..... hehe
yes

It doesn't matter - any friggin' car is a bad car to be stuck behind!

Drummond Baize

200 posts

95 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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pwd95 said:
The car is irrelevant, if the driver is a member of the 38mph brigade you're doomed..... hehe
But it's invariably a Nissan Micra.


Edited by Drummond Baize on Thursday 20th October 14:07

SWoll

18,373 posts

258 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Patrick Bateman said:
SWoll said:
It's the type of driver, not the car, that's the problem. Plenty of performance metal driven very slowly and poorly.
I don't often see performance cars driven slowly but just yesterday an M4 was holding me up, pottering along at no more than 45mph in a 60.
I see it all the time. Often it's an older lady/gentlemen who just buys the most expensive version of a car they like as it comes with the most kit. They're the people you want to buy from second hand as it only ever does 2500RPM and rarely strays closer than 3ft from a any kerb.