Worst car to be behind on your favorite road

Worst car to be behind on your favorite road

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only1mikey

67 posts

203 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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dci said:
I have a few..

5/330d - Normally driven by some bell who bumbles along way below the speed limit, until you overtake him that is. He'll then proceed to mash his foot to the floor and block your overtake. The 330d being one of the few common cars with the on demand torque needed to block a well planned overtake. How dare someone try to overtake, this is a BMW don't you know? The ultimate driving machine... If you do get passed he'll then proceed to flash the fk out of you with his main beams and gesticulate wildly while driving 12" from your rear bumper.
This. Forgetting who's behind the wheel, the performance diesel can be the trickiest to overtake - especially if your in a torque-lite car. Doesn't help when they actively make it difficult for you to overtake by speeding up themselves. A problem that seem's to be getting worse in England, the art of overtaking or 'letting' people overtake is diminishing. Many people drive too close in a train like fashion meaning it's an all or nothing overtake rather than picking one or two off at a time.

Patrick Bateman

12,179 posts

174 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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SWoll said:
I see it all the time. Often it's an older lady/gentlemen who just buys the most expensive version of a car they like as it comes with the most kit. They're the people you want to buy from second hand as it only ever does 2500RPM and rarely strays closer than 3ft from a any kerb.
I can see the thinking but didn't think it would tend to apply to an M car owner.

kambites

67,556 posts

221 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Curiously the slow-driver's car of choice around here seems to be the 520d saloon.

jamei303

3,002 posts

156 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Skoda Yeti

AdamIndy

1,661 posts

104 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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A police car.hehe

Ken Figenus

5,706 posts

117 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Citroën Jumpy in that tunnel in Monaco; twice frown

Any car with a '1' as a key part of its name - other than BMW's of course.

Any super slow vehicle called Bailey, Swift or Rapido.

And I love 'any small car that is taller than it is wide' laugh

C.A.R.

3,967 posts

188 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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(Virtually) any Lexus.

Think Honda Jazz driver levels of ability but with more of their childrens' inheretence to spend on frivilous things like the only Lexus GS you'll see for a whole month. Some of the slowest, most dangerous driving I've ever witnessed.

caelite

4,274 posts

112 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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pwd95 said:
The car is irrelevant, if the driver is a member of the 38mph brigade your doomed..... hehe
Pretty much this, it used to be limited to the nissan micra crowd but nowadays it seems everyone's signing up to the 38mph parade. Personally having ONE directly infront doesnt bother me, the issue is is when you have one of them 6 cars up and everyone is sitting bumper to bumper behind them.

Also ive noted a pretty terrifying behaviour on my travels in a 'slower' vehicle is the ones who do <40mph all along a road, up to a notorious local overtaking spot where they speed up to 70 down the ~500m long straight before slowing down to 40mph for the next corner (a ~80mph gentle sweeper). Its caught me off guard multiple times trying to pass in my 4x4 as my full throttle is pretty much the equivelent of there 50% gas cruise. Meaning I either need to spend the whole 0.5km on the wrong side of the road creeping past them, or pull back into the gap which has already been filled by one of those 40mph bumper to bumper tts behind me.

Edited by caelite on Thursday 20th October 14:43

Lucas Ayde

3,557 posts

168 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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only1mikey said:
This. Forgetting who's behind the wheel, the performance diesel can be the trickiest to overtake - especially if your in a torque-lite car. Doesn't help when they actively make it difficult for you to overtake by speeding up themselves. A problem that seem's to be getting worse in England, the art of overtaking or 'letting' people overtake is diminishing. Many people drive too close in a train like fashion meaning it's an all or nothing overtake rather than picking one or two off at a time.
(Assuming you have a car with a bit of poke) Your best bet of getting past dawdling individuals is to hang well back in the areas where there are going to be no safe overtaking possibilities, to avoid giving the idiot the impression that you want to overtake them and lull them into a sense of complacency.

Then boot it and rocket past once you get to a suitable stretch (assuming safe conditions). By the time they realise what's happening and attempt to floor it themselves, too late.

As for multiple vehicle overtakes - increasingly dodgy. Way too many people who will just pull out and assume that no-one is already in the right hand lane behind them already overtaking and chances are you will have to be putting the foot in to get past multiple cars on what's probably a relatively short stretch of road. Not a good combo of circumstances.

SuperHangOn

3,486 posts

153 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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The Matrix.

They aren't even that common but I seem to get stuck in their force field with unnerving regularity. It must be a sign.

croyde

22,888 posts

230 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Jazz

Prius

Micra/Yaris

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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pwd95 said:
The car is irrelevant, if the driver is a member of the 38mph brigade your doomed..... hehe
Worse are the limit limpets!

I vote 'angry man in small MPV'.

chasingracecars

1,696 posts

97 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Any car towing a caravan! With the exception of myself who moves over when possible to let people pass.

clockworks

5,361 posts

145 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Any car driven by someone wearing a hat. I'll make an exception for convertibles with the roof down, as long as it isn't an old boy in a Morgan wearing a leather flying helmet.

DRFC1879

3,437 posts

157 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Any SsangYong. Every single one of them is driven by a complete fkwit. No exceptions.

RizzoTheRat

25,162 posts

192 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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A slow one.
One that doesn't use main beam headlights at night.
One that brakes every time a car comes the other way.

dci said:
Citroen Berlingo - Driven by the kind of person who needs an automated vehicle. Doesn't give a single fk about driving, normally seen driving at 40 mph regardless of the speed limit in place.
In general I'd say the generalisations/stereotypes people come up with on these kind of threads are pointless rubbish, but I think you're on to something here. I know 3 people with Berlingos, and to all of them it's just a method of getting stuff from a to b and they have no interest in cars whatsoever. 2 of them are bikers who know how to ride quick but to all of them a car is just a tool like a washing machine or fridge biggrin

tankplanker

2,479 posts

279 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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AdamIndy said:
A police car.hehe
Only thing worse than this is an unmarked police car that you don't spot till after you've overtaken it and it has put on its blue lights.

Baldchap

7,631 posts

92 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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I've been looking really hard for about 18 months now and despite the number of them out there I've still yet to see a well driven Nissan Cashcow or whatever the eff they're called.

MrMoonyMan

2,584 posts

211 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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ikarl said:
3 Honda Jazz's
Is the correct answer.

Still, they'll only be doing 20mph so overtaking isn't an issue.

Loyly

17,996 posts

159 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Any car towing anything. Slow and usually driven without any regard for anyone else on the road.