Stolen Golf R & Touareg R

Stolen Golf R & Touareg R

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saaby93

32,038 posts

179 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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They know what to do with dogs
In a recent car key theft the burglars tied the dog up in a sack and left it in the garden.
Isnt the best thing to buy a citroen?

castroses

247 posts

99 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum?

If any of you remember the recent thread on here about the tv program about the SAS - do you think any of those SAS men 'leave their keys downstairs' because the 'car is covered by the insurance'?
NO - they do not!! Because they are men. You pussies on here bleating that you don't want to get involved are not men. You are LOSERS!
Jesus wept.



Edited by castroses on Saturday 29th October 16:12

Wills2

22,879 posts

176 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum? Jesus wept.
I know you're not the star you once were Mr Seagal, but not everyone sleeps with one eye open, ready to take on multiple assailants at a moments notice...

How was the jungle selection course? A piece of piss I would imagine, for you.



giblet

8,861 posts

178 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum?

If any of you remember the recent thread on here about the tv program about the SAS - do you think any of those SAS men 'leave their keys downstairs' because the 'car is covered by the insurance'?
NO - they do not!! Because they are men. You pussies on here bleating that you don't want to get involved are not men. You are LOSERS!
Jesus wept.



Edited by castroses on Saturday 29th October 16:12
Keyboard warrior posting at its finest. Yawn.

Vyse

1,224 posts

125 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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You must be a very very powerfully built company director.

castroses said:
What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum?

If any of you remember the recent thread on here about the tv program about the SAS - do you think any of those SAS men 'leave their keys downstairs' because the 'car is covered by the insurance'?
NO - they do not!! Because they are men. You pussies on here bleating that you don't want to get involved are not men. You are LOSERS!
Jesus wept.



Edited by castroses on Saturday 29th October 16:12

eldar

21,798 posts

197 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum? Jesus wept.
You remind me of the knife wielding tough guy.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mur-c5IiWJI

castroses

247 posts

99 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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giblet said:
Keyboard warrior posting at its finest. Yawn.
Guess you're one of those pussies and the truth hurts? Wee shame!

Byker28i

60,152 posts

218 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum?

If any of you remember the recent thread on here about the tv program about the SAS - do you think any of those SAS men 'leave their keys downstairs' because the 'car is covered by the insurance'?
NO - they do not!! Because they are men. You pussies on here bleating that you don't want to get involved are not men. You are LOSERS!
Jesus wept.



Edited by castroses on Saturday 29th October 16:12
Reminds me of the Navy Seal CopyPasta
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta


Monkeylegend

26,465 posts

232 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
Guess you're one of those pussies and the truth hurts? Wee shame!
You are my new PH hero cloud9

Crumpet

3,895 posts

181 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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Hainey said:
100% agree and Plod aren't exactly ignorant to what's implied here.

When the FLO came around to advise me on my gun cabinet placement for my FAC1 I was told I couldn't have it near or in my bedroom as in the case of an intruder it would be all to easy for the situation to end with said intruder staring at the noisy end of a rifle.
Our FLO had no issues with my cabinet being in the bedroom, but I suppose it's down to the individual officer. He just wanted it concealed and bolted to two external walls.

The fear of reprisals / comebacks is what would stop me doing anything macho with the contents of said cabinet. Simply not worth the years of worrying about my family, let alone the trauma of potentially killing someone.

Terzo123

4,322 posts

209 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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My brother and his girlfriend were victims of this last year.

About 4 in the morning they were woken up by banging at the front door. He went downstairs to see who is was. As he approached a voice shouted "It's the police open your door". My brother feeling that something wasn't right refused to open his door.

Using a crow bar or similar the gang then started to smash their way through his front door. At this point his girlfriend was going hysterical upstairs screaming out of the window pleading for help from neighbours.

My brother retrieved a knife from his kitchen and confronted the gang who were now in his hallway. On seeing the knife, one of them laughed and said" What you going to do with that big man?"

There was a bit of a standoff with my brother screaming at them to leave, but they started coming towards him. He had two choices, fight them and hope to live, or give them what they were after.

He had a set of keys for his company car lying nearby on a kitchen work top. He grabbed them and flung them at the intruders, who immedietly made off in his car and another they had stolen earlier in the evening.

My brother got a new company car later that week, a new door fitted to his house. Lost his voice for two weeks, and both he and his girfriend still have problems sleeping at night over a year later.

My brother got lucky.

Two of the gang responsible were caught that same night in my brothers car after a chase with the police. They had knifes in their possession.

Due to the serious nature of the offence they were held in remand. But my brothers incident was just a small part of the picture. There were numerous other victims.

The two thiefs eventually got released on bail as their case was not ready to be heard and the PF couldn't keep them on remand any longer.

Sure as st they continued on their crime spree.

The next victim wasn't so lucky. He caught them in his house looking for the keys to his Golf R. He tried to stop them and got stabbed 5 times for his effort.





BigLion

1,497 posts

100 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum?

If any of you remember the recent thread on here about the tv program about the SAS - do you think any of those SAS men 'leave their keys downstairs' because the 'car is covered by the insurance'?
NO - they do not!! Because they are men. You pussies on here bleating that you don't want to get involved are not men. You are LOSERS!
Jesus wept.



Edited by castroses on Saturday 29th October 16:12
roflrofl

Greendubber

13,222 posts

204 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum?

If any of you remember the recent thread on here about the tv program about the SAS - do you think any of those SAS men 'leave their keys downstairs' because the 'car is covered by the insurance'?
NO - they do not!! Because they are men. You pussies on here bleating that you don't want to get involved are not men. You are LOSERS!
Jesus wept.



Edited by castroses on Saturday 29th October 16:12
Internet hard man alert!!!!

If you think you can deal with 4 blokes armed with machetes then fair play to you but I know who my money would be on...

I've seen the outcome numerous times and its not pretty.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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In this thread; powerfully built company directors and morons who would take on a armed gang for the sake of there 20k LEASE car....Happy saturday everyone.

castroses

247 posts

99 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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Greendubber said:
castroses said:
What is it with the pussies on here basking in smugness because they seem to think they have taken the moral high ground by leaving the keys to their cars downstairs and easily accessible to thieves?

You do not have the moral high ground! You are a pussy! You are a loser! You are a bunch of manginas! Are you the kids at school who were frequently relieved of your tuck-shop money and then went crying to mumsy? But have since learned nothing?

It is a tough world out there and once you are relieved of your car you will have neither self-respect nor the respect of your significant other because she will see that you are a gutless loser. You are not men!

If someone breaks into your house with the intention of relieving you of your car and you make it easy for them by leaving the keys easily accessible YOU ARE A FUD!

My keys are kept upstairs in my bedroom. Anyone breaking in will have to come into that room and I assure you they will not be leaving with their body parts intact. 1, 2, 3 of them - it doesn't matter they will be dealt with and swiftly despatched.
Their act of 'violence' in entering my home will be met 10 fold with violence they will not be able to comprehend!
I will not be 'relying on the insurance'. Are you people even serious?

FFS - the posts I'm reading on here make me despair for the men of this country. What a bunch of pussies many of you seem to be. And worse you are happy to proclaim it in a public forum?

If any of you remember the recent thread on here about the tv program about the SAS - do you think any of those SAS men 'leave their keys downstairs' because the 'car is covered by the insurance'?
NO - they do not!! Because they are men. You pussies on here bleating that you don't want to get involved are not men. You are LOSERS!
Jesus wept.



Edited by castroses on Saturday 29th October 16:12
Internet hard man alert!!!!

If you think you can deal with 4 blokes armed with machetes then fair play to you but I know who my money would be on...

I've seen the outcome numerous times and its not pretty.
Happy to take those odds. ;-)

castroses

247 posts

99 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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Learn2MergeInTurn said:
In this thread; powerfully built company directors and morons who would take on a armed gang for the sake of there 20k LEASE car....Happy saturday everyone.
It ain't 20k. And it ain't leased. Yo.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
Greendubber said:
Internet hard man alert!!!!

If you think you can deal with 4 blokes armed with machetes then fair play to you but I know who my money would be on...

I've seen the outcome numerous times and its not pretty.
Happy to take those odds. ;-)
Can you make sure the video of it is automatically uploaded to YouTube, please, and a link posted here? That way, we'll know why you stopped posting. Thanks.

giblet

8,861 posts

178 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
It ain't 20k. And it ain't leased. Yo.
Typical Porsche driver wink

castroses

247 posts

99 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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TooMany2cvs said:
castroses said:
Greendubber said:
Internet hard man alert!!!!

If you think you can deal with 4 blokes armed with machetes then fair play to you but I know who my money would be on...

I've seen the outcome numerous times and its not pretty.
Happy to take those odds. ;-)
Can you make sure the video of it is automatically uploaded to YouTube, please, and a link posted here? That way, we'll know why you stopped posting. Thanks.
Funny you should say that - I was recently considering whether I should keep a headband mounted GoPro beside the bed!!! How weird is that?
You think I could make money from the footage.....?

Greendubber

13,222 posts

204 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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castroses said:
TooMany2cvs said:
castroses said:
Greendubber said:
Internet hard man alert!!!!

If you think you can deal with 4 blokes armed with machetes then fair play to you but I know who my money would be on...

I've seen the outcome numerous times and its not pretty.
Happy to take those odds. ;-)
Can you make sure the video of it is automatically uploaded to YouTube, please, and a link posted here? That way, we'll know why you stopped posting. Thanks.
Funny you should say that - I was recently considering whether I should keep a headband mounted GoPro beside the bed!!! How weird is that?
You think I could make money from the footage.....?
Yep, people love epic fail videos.