Stolen Golf R & Touareg R

Stolen Golf R & Touareg R

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xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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AyBee said:
yes Watching Crimewatch last night, it looked like Michael Watson (the former boxer), was in a Golf R when he was carjacked.
I saw that and thought the same, unfortunately the Golf R is now firmly in the hands of the "midland scum". laugh

Shame as it's an absolutely cracking car.

Dave Hedgehog

14,555 posts

204 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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BigLion said:
Croydon robbers with nunchucks fought off by have-a-go hero
Two attackers are forced to flee empty handed, even leaving behind the stolen motorbike they had arrived on.


http://news.sky.com/story/croyden-robbers-with-nun...
poor lads, just trying to make a living wage and then they have to deal with a thug of an owner daring to protect his stuff

appalling ...


ToothbrushMan

1,770 posts

125 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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on the Watson attack it really gripped my sh*t to read that the guy that jumped into the drivers seat just calmly grinned at Michael and with his mace spray or whatever it was he had said "youre next" then sprayed the poor guy.....

a terrible attack and you so wish a big bunch of lads was nearby and on hand to help kick 7 shades out these scumbags.

absolute pussays going round flooring people with these sprays they use. not got the brains or where with all to get a well paid job so that they can buy whatever car they want they have to steal it off others. one word "wkers".

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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TimmyMallett said:
If anyone wants my old one, if they come across my vtr, reg P707XHW then pm me for what I suspect is still the original pin.
Err, it's been dead since 2008..

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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Dave Hedgehog said:
BigLion said:
Croydon robbers with nunchucks fought off by have-a-go hero
Two attackers are forced to flee empty handed, even leaving behind the stolen motorbike they had arrived on.


http://news.sky.com/story/croyden-robbers-with-nun...
poor lads, just trying to make a living wage and then they have to deal with a thug of an owner daring to protect his stuff

appalling ...
Heh, what are those nunchucks going to do, the owner could break those little twigs (the scum, not the nunchucks) in half laugh

TimmyMallett

2,843 posts

112 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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sleepera6 said:
TimmyMallett said:
If anyone wants my old one, if they come across my vtr, reg P707XHW then pm me for what I suspect is still the original pin.
Err, it's been dead since 2008..
That didn't last long. RIP frown

Ste372

630 posts

87 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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Think your all missing the key element here.....

Park your car on a neighbours drive!!!!

Let them dominate their stairs

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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I know a South African guy who got done over at night in a small suburban town. Now he not only has a Glock 9mm on him at all times, but he also has two fully-grown adult male Bengal tigers (who are as tame as these things get but can do such damage with a playful swipe that even their owner doesn't tangle with them if he can avoid it). When the tigers were little he used to drive around the neighbourhood in his yellow Lamborghini Diablo with an adolescent tiger cub hanging out the side window, and all the local tradesmen, refuse collectors and so on have seen the tigers. Funnily enough, the local scummery haven't been back to try anything silly on with him again...

Craig W

423 posts

159 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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RoverP6B said:
I know a South African guy who got done over at night in a small suburban town. Now he not only has a Glock 9mm on him at all times, but he also has two fully-grown adult male Bengal tigers (who are as tame as these things get but can do such damage with a playful swipe that even their owner doesn't tangle with them if he can avoid it). When the tigers were little he used to drive around the neighbourhood in his yellow Lamborghini Diablo with an adolescent tiger cub hanging out the side window, and all the local tradesmen, refuse collectors and so on have seen the tigers. Funnily enough, the local scummery haven't been back to try anything silly on with him again...
Are you high or something?

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Nope... Google Michael Jamison. Tigers named Enzo and Diego. He has a YouTube channel full of videos of them (and a few other tigers, including a disabled Siberian he rescued and named Ozzy, who sadly died despite Michael's efforts to nurse him back to health). The guy is a serious petrolhead too - not only did he have a yellow Diablo but he's had a VXR8 and Maloo (albeit Chevrolet badged) and a whole bunch of Porsches, plus a BMW-engined Countach replica he built...

BBenzzz

159 posts

89 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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strangest thread ressurection in a while..

DaveyBoyWonder

2,502 posts

174 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Hence Craig W's comment spin

jimPH

3,981 posts

80 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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RoverP6B said:
Nope... Google Michael Jamison. Tigers named Enzo and Diego. He has a YouTube channel full of videos of them (and a few other tigers, including a disabled Siberian he rescued and named Ozzy, who sadly died despite Michael's efforts to nurse him back to health). The guy is a serious petrolhead too - not only did he have a yellow Diablo but he's had a VXR8 and Maloo (albeit Chevrolet badged) and a whole bunch of Porsches, plus a BMW-engined Countach replica he built...
Whilst this is probably true, personally i'd much prefer my chances with a burgler, than having to look after a pair of tigers. Also, how will the tigers deter a criminal, i'm guessing they live in secure cage, not sleeping on the end of his bed.

MellowshipSlinky

14,698 posts

189 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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jimPH said:
RoverP6B said:
Nope... Google Michael Jamison. Tigers named Enzo and Diego. He has a YouTube channel full of videos of them (and a few other tigers, including a disabled Siberian he rescued and named Ozzy, who sadly died despite Michael's efforts to nurse him back to health). The guy is a serious petrolhead too - not only did he have a yellow Diablo but he's had a VXR8 and Maloo (albeit Chevrolet badged) and a whole bunch of Porsches, plus a BMW-engined Countach replica he built...
Whilst this is probably true, personally i'd much prefer my chances with a burgler, than having to look after a pair of tigers. Also, how will the tigers deter a criminal, i'm guessing they live in secure cage, not sleeping on the end of his bed.
That’s right, that’s right, that’s right, that’s right....

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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The first tiger, Enzo, used to live in the house and even sleep in the same bedroom when he was a young'un, but these days they are outdoor cats, occupying most of the fairly large back garden, with their own swimming pool and so on. Nonetheless, I reckon they could get out if they really felt the urge. 99% of the time they're more laid-back than your average domestic moggy, but when one of them is angry for whatever reason (very rare, usually at each other), the sight and sound of a tiger tantrum is truly terrifying.

Plus, if you *did* get into the house, you'd be mobbed by animals. There must be at least two dozen dogs and cats, plus several small monkeys...

Animals in general are definitely the best security. OK, dogs can be drugged, but you try getting past a gaggle of geese.

Byker28i

59,862 posts

217 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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MellowshipSlinky said:
That’s right, that’s right, that’s right, that’s right....
biggrin on well played sir

Electronicpants

2,642 posts

188 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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  • flips pad to a new page and licks the end of his pencil


Hold on, your going to fast I can't get it all written down as quick.......a gaggle of geese, something about a monkey?

I'm off to Pets at Home after work and want to get my security animals correct.hehe


0ddball

862 posts

139 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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RoverP6B said:
The first tiger, Enzo, used to live in the house and even sleep in the same bedroom when he was a young'un, but these days they are outdoor cats, occupying most of the fairly large back garden, with their own swimming pool and so on. Nonetheless, I reckon they could get out if they really felt the urge. 99% of the time they're more laid-back than your average domestic moggy, but when one of them is angry for whatever reason (very rare, usually at each other), the sight and sound of a tiger tantrum is truly terrifying.

Plus, if you *did* get into the house, you'd be mobbed by animals. There must be at least two dozen dogs and cats, plus several small monkeys...

Animals in general are definitely the best security. OK, dogs can be drugged, but you try getting past a gaggle of geese.
So what are you saying? Every Golf R should come with a tiger in the passenger seat, and a couple of chimps in the boot?

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Well, here is an adolescent Bengal tiger called Enzo riding around in a Lamborghini Diablo...

https://youtu.be/58fiF5YXrdw

Anyway, it's not as if this thread wasn't already unbelievably random!

robinessex

11,059 posts

181 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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rampageturke said:
MDMA . said:
Main thing is you are ok.

Would a 50k motor not have a tracker fitted? If not, might be on its way to Eastern Europe by now. Normally stolen to orderfrown
unfortunately it's really not at all difficult to jam a tracker and make it useless
Try one of these:-

https://www.trackersecurity.co.uk/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4Eqcy6f_E&t=...