Stolen Golf R & Touareg R

[Evanivitch]

RoverP6B said:

The first tiger, Enzo, used to live in the house and even sleep in the same bedroom when he was a young'un, but these days they are outdoor cats, occupying most of the fairly large back garden, with their own swimming pool and so on. Nonetheless, I reckon they could get out if they really felt the urge. 99% of the time they're more laid-back than your average domestic moggy, but when one of them is angry for whatever reason (very rare, usually at each other), the sight and sound of a tiger tantrum is truly terrifying.

Plus, if you *did* get into the house, you'd be mobbed by animals. There must be at least two dozen dogs and cats, plus several small monkeys...

Animals in general are definitely the best security. OK, dogs can be drugged, but you try getting past a gaggle of geese.

Anything more you can tell us about this man's personal security arrangements?

[OddCat]

I wonder if, in addition to his Diablo and his Maloo he also has a tank ?

[pidsy]

OddCat said:

I wonder if, in addition to his Diablo and his Maloo he also has a tank ?

[soad]

RoverP6B said:

Well, here is an adolescent Bengal tiger called Enzo riding around in a Lamborghini Diablo...

https://youtu.be/58fiF5YXrdw

Anyway, it's not as if this thread wasn't already unbelievably random!

Amazing.

[MellowshipSlinky]

Didn’t Mike Tyson have a Tiger?
Seem to remember some drunk blokes stole it by accident.

[kowalski655]

Electronicpants said:

*flips pad to a new page and licks the end of his pencil
Hold on, your going to fast I can't get it all written down as quick.......a gaggle of geese, something about a monkey?
I'm off to Pets at Home after work and want to get my security animals correct.

No ,its a gaggle of TIGERS and a small domestic mongoose

[A1VDY]

LayZ said:

Jonno02 said:

Ouch. Screw the cars, it's the sense of invasion that's the bugger.

How did they drill without being heard? Not having a go, but there's so many of these threads, do people leave their keys downstairs or in plain view? I keep all my keys in the bedroom with me and have a floor lifter under the bed (not for intruders, that's just 'where it lives'). Stairs are so creaky nobody is getting close without my hearing them.

If they are willing to go as far as they did in this case then I'd just want them to take the cars. You really going to defend your VWs against a well-prepared gang when you're half asleep at 3am?

Of

[CoolHands]

Yes let’s celebrate rare species being the playthings of some rich moron

[GC8]

RoverP6B said:

Well, here is an adolescent Bengal tiger called Enzo riding around in a Lamborghini Diablo...

https://youtu.be/58fiF5YXrdw

Anyway, it's not as if this thread wasn't already unbelievably random!

The big pussy appears to be enjoying that.

[iphonedyou]

Weird thread. Tigers and stuff.

Odd.

[RoverP6B]

OddCat said:

I wonder if, in addition to his Diablo and his Maloo he also has a tank ?

No, but he did replace the Diablo with an Audi R8 V10.

CoolHands said:

Yes let’s celebrate rare species being the playthings of some rich moron

They're all rescues. They'd have been a hell of a lot worse off without him. The one that died was malformed and seriously malnourished as a result of his treatment as a cub by an illegal circus. The two he still has are happy, healthy, well-adjusted animals and considerably less likely to kill someone than a human.

[soad]

MellowshipSlinky said:

Didn’t Mike Tyson have a Tiger?
Seem to remember some drunk blokes stole it by accident.

Watched The Hangover film, I take it?

Yes, google the photos (cost $55k). Had a Diablo as well. Which was decades ago.

[seyre1972]

All this talk of animals reminds me of the “Trunk Monkey’ .....

Trunk Monkey

[Humble Pi]

robinessex said:

rampageturke said:

MDMA . said:

Main thing is you are ok.

Would a 50k motor not have a tracker fitted? If not, might be on its way to Eastern Europe by now. Normally stolen to order

unfortunately it's really not at all difficult to jam a tracker and make it useless

Try one of these:-

https://www.trackersecurity.co.uk/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4Eqcy6f_E&t=...

I take it you haven't seen Automatrics latest video where they thieves found the tracker on a cement mixer trailer and threw it in a field?

The sad fact is these days if they want your car they're going to have it. The organised ones know how to find the devices and remove them. One of the many dingers accounts on Instagram before it was closed showed them proudly boasting of a multiband frequency jammer they'd bought off the internet. Not cheap but anyone can buy one very easily.
Tracker may help with recovery of cars that your local scrotes have taken and parked up somewhere, but not the organised ones who are going after your high end cars.