Selling a car you have owned for over 10 years

Selling a car you have owned for over 10 years

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Tin Hat

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1,371 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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We bought My wife a used car on our first wedding anniversary in 2006. At the time, the BMW owners website had a classifieds section and I spotted a 3 owner car that had only just lost its 'FBMWSH' status with 56k on the clock. We bought the car for £1,450.00. We were going to Oxford to clebrate our anniversary and I asked the vendor if the car would make it- He looked at me as though I was a crazy, I understood that I was running the gauntlet. Returning from Oxford 4 days later it was apparent that this car would make it to the Moon and back- Let me introduce you to the E30 Touring, an engineering masterpiece with timeless good looks.My wife named her Fanny.

She (the car) required a few minor repairs including a ball joint and some matching rubber, but soon it was my wife's daily and apart from a drink problem (again, the car) Fanny was a family member. Fortunately, I had something more interesting to drive, but as we have dogs I was often using the BMW rather than soiling my car.

My wife doesn't really 'get' car maintenance, her cars look like a 15 year olds bedroom (inc.dirty plates and mugs), so it is fair to say that we did not follow the behaviour of a fastidious owner. We service her when the annual MOT fell due, but apart from that maintenance was 'reactive' rather than 'preventative'.

5 years pass and we manage to upgrade the second car to something higher and with 4 wheel drive, but we keep the BMW. In a good year it is cleaned. We upgrade again, the Beemer remains, I use it here and there, the straight six is a joy. It smells of 'multiple dog'. It is used as a pub car, lent to anyone in need,trips to festivals and for the transportation of goods for building projects.We even took her to The Lowry in Manchester and had her valet parked during a weekend of indulgence.

This year, she sat in the street with two flat tyres, her (only) annoying trait being to power the f@@@ing Lazer(f@@@ing)Line alarm to scream for 36 hours as her battery lost the last few joules of power. Recharged, I dutifully took her for her MOT, invested in some minor repairs and sat her back out in the street. The alarm managed another 36 hours use 3 weeks later. The local reprobates emptied the 2 & 1p's in the ashtray as I left her unlocked to stop the LazyLine alarm upsetting my neighbours. The local authority demanded £340.00 protection money for a new permit. Fanny has to go.

So last Sunday, I bought a new battery, feebly cleaned the engine bay, cleaned out 10 years of debris and take her to the local car wash (where they take quite a fancy to her). I am already apologising for her condition before I have even written the ad, but as I photograph her, she really does look pretty damn good. She must go to a good home.

I write an honest ad, albeit brief, and post it online. 90 minutes later a woman calls and asks me what I want for her. I say £900.00 and she says she will transfer the funds first thing in the morning.The woman says she wants the car for herself. The deal is struck. About a gadzillion further calls follow, all wanting to buy her ( clearly, despite my assurances to my wife to the contrary, I advertised Fanny too cheaply) but first come, first served. That is £55.00 PA on depreciation, you gotta hand it to the Fatherland, they know how to make a great car.To my eyes, the E30 Touring is a design classic.

I am now going to cry for our loss.





Edited by Tin Hat on Tuesday 25th October 23:07


Edited by Tin Hat on Wednesday 26th October 07:01

Chozza

808 posts

152 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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we need pictures of your Fanny!

( i'll be off to the things that make you snigger thread)

Seriously though .. these old BMW especially the touring were some of my favourite cars

Edited by Chozza on Tuesday 25th October 22:01

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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What did your wife call her fanny?

MitchT

15,855 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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I couldn't have parted with that.

E31Shrew

5,921 posts

192 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Great story. Lucky enough to had a couple of these in the late 80s, early 90s. Still look fresh with not a bad line from any angle.
You'll be scouring the rags for another before you know it!

Tin Hat

Original Poster:

1,371 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Chozza said:
we need pictures of your Fanny!

( i'll be off to the things that make you snigger thread)

Seriously though .. these old BMW especially the touring were some of my favourite cars

Edited by Chozza on Tuesday 25th October 22:01
Linky

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

Tin Hat

Original Poster:

1,371 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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talksthetorque said:
What did your wife call her fanny?
No idea at all - She does like to name her cars, Florence (Fiat 500) followed!

Ilovejapcrap

3,280 posts

112 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Youll regret this in a few years

MitchT

15,855 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Tin Hat said:
Dammit! Definitely couldn't have parted with that!!

Sorry. I'm not helping am I?

Tin Hat

Original Poster:

1,371 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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MitchT said:
Tin Hat said:
Dammit! Definitely couldn't have parted with that!!

Sorry. I'm not helping am I?
I can barely see through these tears, have you no mercy?!

cjs racing.

2,467 posts

129 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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I wish I had never sold my E30 Touring, and it looked far worse than that.

silentbrown

8,823 posts

116 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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MitchT said:
I couldn't have parted with that.
Particularly not with a full tank of unleaded!

cjs racing.

2,467 posts

129 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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That would cost peanuts to insure on a classic policy, good on fuel, and looks great.

And it's part of your family, how could you do it.

MitchT

15,855 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Only 96k miles too. Just warmed up!

Tin Hat

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1,371 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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silentbrown said:
MitchT said:
I couldn't have parted with that.
Particularly not with a full tank of unleaded!
I can assure you that no one was more surprised than me to see that it had some fuel in it- Based upon previous economy, that will get her into the next borough, but not much further

ging84

8,885 posts

146 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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you must be the first person to have posted a link to pictures of your wife's fanny on PH and not get banned

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Is selling a Fanny even legal ?....rotate

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Nice car
Served you well
Tony outgoings on it
But time to let go.

I wish I'd never let the Fiat Coupe 20V Turbo go - only needed a touch of consumables when I let her go for £500!! A great car amazing engine stunning looks and he better 5 speed over the 6 speed.

Today looking at prices is have made £3-5k appreciation

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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<looks at MOT history>

Christ, I'd have given a grand for that, any day of the week - and I don't even like BMWs.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Fanny would have been a fab shed of the week surely.