RE: Shed Of The Week: Rover Metro Chairman

RE: Shed Of The Week: Rover Metro Chairman

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soad

33,290 posts

181 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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WTF?! rofl

One for the Top Gear special? hehe

anonymous-user

59 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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AlexC1981 said:
No more of a death trap than any other 80s or early 90s small car.

Terrible shed, but well written article. Someone has been on the Friday lunchtime beers I think smile
not really, no roll over protection, massive structural change and made in the midlands, probably.

CDP

7,504 posts

259 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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Shirely this is more like it?



Can't help thinking you could be on to a little earner if stick a portaloo in the back and rent it out for garden parties?

Mr Tidy

23,767 posts

132 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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That is a brilliant shed!

So horrible that it's somehow great!

And you'd never struggle to find it in a car park! laugh

myhandle

1,212 posts

179 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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Shed's job is 30% consumer advice, 70% entertainment - this really is something different. Well done. We don't need to be told that a 400,000 mile 5 series can be bought for under a g every single week, despite what some seem to think.

One of these used to live somewhere near me; I may have seen it 20 times, and never once with more than the driver aboard.

405dogvan

5,328 posts

270 months

Saturday 29th October 2016
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Not perhaps the best way of reminding people that the Metro was a landmark car - but we'll take what we can get.

Compared to other small cars at the time (the supermini hadn't really been invented so we're talking Fiesta, R5 and Nova) it was a LOVELY drive - it rode and handled better by a country mile.

I saw some kids around a 100 at a car meet recently - the (new) owner was telling them he'd gotten it from a old man (it was really tidy) and how he was going to 'slam and tint it'. I suggested he was actually going to RUIN it but go ahead, it would just make the other remaining cars more valuable. Seen it a few times since - no mods yet - fingers crossed he doesn't fk it up(*)

(*) there's a growing interest in retro 'factory' cars in the local car community - quite a few nice old Polos and Fiestas which are factory and mint - I like this a lot.

myhandle

1,212 posts

179 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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CDP said:
Shirely this is more like it?



Can't help thinking you could be on to a little earner if stick a portaloo in the back and rent it out for garden parties?
That is the Anglia from Peter Jackson's movie Bad Taste! One of the most movies ever. I should've bought a Holden 😂😂😂

AlexC1981

5,001 posts

222 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
not really, no roll over protection, massive structural change and made in the midlands, probably.
Fair comment, but at least other drivers will give you a wide berth and you're doing something wrong if you manage to turn it over hehe

njw1

2,197 posts

116 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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Regarding the (old?) Top Gear comments, I wonder how hard it would be to track down all the remaining chairmans (there can't be many about surely?) and then stick some touring car drivers in them, possibly with the controls moved to the rear for extra comedy value and then stick them on a race track, seems the most obvious thing to do in my eyes.

CDP

7,504 posts

259 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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myhandle said:
CDP said:
Shirely this is more like it?



Can't help thinking you could be on to a little earner if stick a portaloo in the back and rent it out for garden parties?
That is the Anglia from Peter Jackson's movie Bad Taste! One of the most movies ever. I should've bought a Holden ??????
I wondered how long it would take smile

Are they Ministry of Works? Nah, they're moving too fast...

roland82

257 posts

220 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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'Shed offered her an upright organ in the rear vestibule instead.'

Best line ever.

richinlondon

642 posts

127 months

Monday 31st October 2016
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That's so nasty it's fabulous.

cybersimon

199 posts

174 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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it's off on the mongol Rally


SimonTheSailor

12,681 posts

233 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Crying out for a camper van/day van conversion for one -

one mentally retarded person.

Steamer

13,958 posts

218 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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cybersimon said:
it's off on the mongol Rally
Legends clap

..Strange sensation...never thought I'd be envious of a Metro owner

rossub

4,721 posts

195 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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cybersimon said:
it's off on the mongol Rally
Somewhat appropriate..... scratchchin

CDP

7,504 posts

259 months

Wednesday 19th July 2017
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cybersimon said:
it's off on the mongol Rally

Great choice. Do you have a site where we can follow your breakdowns, sorry progress?

Lazadude

1,738 posts

166 months

Wednesday 19th July 2017
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Its just a shame you can no longer sell the car in mongolia.

I wouldn't have done it, if I had to bring the car home too.

Which route you taking? hopefully the "southern" rather then just running through Russia.

Blackpuddin

17,056 posts

210 months

Friday 9th August 2019
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Any updates on this? Would love to see pics of it majestically loping across the Steppe.