Dirty Cars - Winter 16/17
Discussion
For the 'county' set having a dirty Volvo estate or 4 x 4 is obligatory to prove how rural & 'of the earth' you are. A desperate attempt to be accepted by proper country folk.
For the upper class 'townies' with their Evoques & other similar vulgar lumps to wash a car is too frightfully suburban darling. After all to be seen to be careless about keeping ones possessions nice & clean is to confirm that one is rich enough not to care. Better let the au pair do the job unseen by neighbours of course or at worse use those foreign car wash chaps at Waitrose.
"Range Rover dirty darling? Never mind buy another".
For the upper class 'townies' with their Evoques & other similar vulgar lumps to wash a car is too frightfully suburban darling. After all to be seen to be careless about keeping ones possessions nice & clean is to confirm that one is rich enough not to care. Better let the au pair do the job unseen by neighbours of course or at worse use those foreign car wash chaps at Waitrose.
"Range Rover dirty darling? Never mind buy another".
WJNB said:
For the 'county' set having a dirty Volvo estate or 4 x 4 is obligatory to prove how rural & 'of the earth' you are. A desperate attempt to be accepted by proper country folk.
For the upper class 'townies' with their Evoques & other similar vulgar lumps to wash a car is too frightfully suburban darling. After all to be seen to be careless about keeping ones possessions nice & clean is to confirm that one is rich enough not to care. Better let the au pair do the job unseen by neighbours of course or at worse use those foreign car wash chaps at Waitrose.
"Range Rover dirty darling? Never mind buy another".
Not sure if serious. I've washed Range Rovers (I've owned) often enough, and I do know the difference between a Bordeaux and a claret.For the upper class 'townies' with their Evoques & other similar vulgar lumps to wash a car is too frightfully suburban darling. After all to be seen to be careless about keeping ones possessions nice & clean is to confirm that one is rich enough not to care. Better let the au pair do the job unseen by neighbours of course or at worse use those foreign car wash chaps at Waitrose.
"Range Rover dirty darling? Never mind buy another".
A little Fawtly Towers reference since we've lost Manuel.
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