Best smoker barges 1-5 large [vol11]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [vol11]

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SuperHangOn

3,486 posts

154 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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olly755 said:
W00DY said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
K12beano said:
edo said:
Great idea - but to be proper "PH" the signs have to be in Welsh, don't they?

(reference the "It's Welsh, you 'tard" in response to "Ambiwlans" - sorry for the Spoiler if you already knew this!)
That would make a half decent mini camper van actually. Extra kudos for a V8.
Definitely. I'll be looking for something similar as a mountain bike/ski base next year. Got to beat a ropey T5 for the same money.
Have to say I've been having naughty thoughts all morning about painting that Savannah Beige and doing a high quality camper fitout to rent to the Glastonbury glampers.
Surely worth converting back - a low mileage 2 door Rangie is worth what now!?



TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

147 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Does everyone 'checking in' realise they can follow/bookmark without commenting...? Lol.

Caruso

7,440 posts

257 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Bonefish Blues

26,838 posts

224 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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E65Ross said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Thanks - I'm flippy-flopping (having determined that the SC430's simply not big enough in the back, I think) between 645 cab and 630 cab as the family 3rd car. Sensible vs full-fat (and I know the 650's probably the correct answer, but they are hen's teeth, by the look of it)

I've seen the valve seat issue in other threads, and it's embarrassing (clouds of smoke after idling AIUI), but not terminal by the look of it - although an expensive fix, even with the endoscope method, seemingly. The new coolant pipe fix is reassuring as that was, as you say, big-money. I've read up on the sumps warping, which again seems a cheapish fix. Where else do they leak oil from?
cylinder head cover gaskets are common, mine leaked from there. It had another leak as well but can't remember where that was coming from off the top of my head. Fortunately mine didn't have the valve seat issue, or the coolant pipe issue and I had the oil leaks sorted. They really are nice engines though, very smooth. Just make sure the gearbox is as well as the dampers inside them wear out and lead to jerky changes. Not a horrendous bill, but not a cheap one either (about £650-700 IIRC)
beer

BigBen

11,650 posts

231 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
BigBen said:
Sorry to spoil it but my first thought on seeing any LR/RR based camper is of Jimmy Savile's mobile abuse range rover camper
Here was I, romanticising about a will-o'-the-wisp fancy, following the sun o'er hill and dale, slave to no man. What I was actually telling the world is that I'm a predatory abuser, with truly awful fashion sense.

You really know how to dash dreams BigBen.
All in a day's work. Although I would have thought my job list for my 'cheap' S600 had done more dream dashing than any Savile comparisons......

sly fox

2,231 posts

220 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-3968...

Scorpio bargetastic




Edited by sly fox on Tuesday 29th November 12:27

Patrick Bateman

12,190 posts

175 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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E65Ross said:
Oil leaks are quite common but rarely major in terms of causing issues (oil leaking down the spark plug bores can become an issue, though) but the coolant pipe thing is nothing to worry about these days. It used to be an engine out job. Now there's a really, really simple fix which costs something like £2-300 to sort out, if that, and it is guaranteed to last.

Oil leaks can be pricy to fix as they're labour-intensive. Nice engine, though.

Wonder how the chap is getting on with my old 745i after 3 months!?
How prevalent is the valve stem seal issue on the 745/750i?

It gets talked about quite a lot but curious as to how many actually get to the point where the burn oil at a ludicrous rate.

tobinen

9,239 posts

146 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Caruso said:
I don't know much about BMWs, but I like that a lot and would happily smoke about in it. Cambridgeshire number too, from where I hail originally.

Phil Dicky

7,162 posts

264 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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TheLordJohn said:
Does everyone 'checking in' realise they can follow/bookmark without commenting...? Lol.
Checking in.

BlueHave

4,651 posts

109 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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Caruso said:
Those wheels , my eyes , my eyes hurl

0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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There is something pleasing about the fact that a significant proportion of the first few pages of volume 11 of this thread has centred around an old Range Rover ambulance, and whether a camper conversion would be a bit too football-coachy!

0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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sly fox said:
We could soon all be the height of fashion... an old barge banger could be the statement of 2017!

E65Ross

35,104 posts

213 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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Patrick Bateman said:
E65Ross said:
Oil leaks are quite common but rarely major in terms of causing issues (oil leaking down the spark plug bores can become an issue, though) but the coolant pipe thing is nothing to worry about these days. It used to be an engine out job. Now there's a really, really simple fix which costs something like £2-300 to sort out, if that, and it is guaranteed to last.

Oil leaks can be pricy to fix as they're labour-intensive. Nice engine, though.

Wonder how the chap is getting on with my old 745i after 3 months!?
How prevalent is the valve stem seal issue on the 745/750i?

It gets talked about quite a lot but curious as to how many actually get to the point where the burn oil at a ludicrous rate.
Absolutely no idea I'm afraid. I suspect not as many as you'd think by reading about it. It's like ALL 5 speed gearboxes on the E38/9 cars explode and that it's not worth buying a car with that gearbox...mine was fine after 140k.

W00DY

15,496 posts

227 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

The car my car wishes it was. I bet if I bought it, no-one else would notice.

TurboHatchback

4,162 posts

154 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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W00DY said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

The car my car wishes it was. I bet if I bought it, no-one else would notice.
I like that a lot, proper barge.

phil_cardiff

7,099 posts

209 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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TurboHatchback said:
W00DY said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

The car my car wishes it was. I bet if I bought it, no-one else would notice.
I like that a lot, proper barge.
Seems reasonably priced for an Alpina? Or am I wrong?

essdaytwelve

5,053 posts

212 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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In wink

BlueHave

4,651 posts

109 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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phil_cardiff said:
TurboHatchback said:
W00DY said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

The car my car wishes it was. I bet if I bought it, no-one else would notice.
I like that a lot, proper barge.
Seems reasonably priced for an Alpina? Or am I wrong?
It seems quite reasonably priced but it just looks very tired compared to a few others I've seen. Could be just the amber indicators though.

olly755

3,070 posts

163 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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W00DY said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

The car my car wishes it was. I bet if I bought it, no-one else would notice.
If it checks out, that's a bargain.

0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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That alpina looks fantastic. Are they any worse to run than other e39s?
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