Nothing handles like a rental car - a book of confessions

[Mr2Mike]

PH XKR said:

RossP said:

PH XKR said:

I do find people that treat rental cars like 2 bit hookers are cocks.

How do YOU treat 2 bit hookers?

Like a rental car...as if they were my own.

So you are a pimp? Have you ever considered writing a book on your experiences?

[PH XKR]

Mr2Mike said:

PH XKR said:

RossP said:

PH XKR said:

I do find people that treat rental cars like 2 bit hookers are cocks.

How do YOU treat 2 bit hookers?

Like a rental car...as if they were my own.

So you are a pimp? Have you ever considered writing a book on your experiences?[/quote

When I'm next low on pennies I may consider a kickstart and deliver 120 pages of urban legends just changed to make it sound like I have a cool life whilst strangers with low aspirations for life guffaw to be just like me (a pimp).

[KarlMac]

PH XKR said:

Mr2Mike said:

PH XKR said:

RossP said:

PH XKR said:

I do find people that treat rental cars like 2 bit hookers are cocks.

How do YOU treat 2 bit hookers?

Like a rental car...as if they were my own.

So you are a pimp? Have you ever considered writing a book on your experiences?

When I'm next low on pennies I may consider a kickstart and deliver 120 pages of urban legends just changed to make it sound like I have a cool life whilst strangers with low aspirations for life guffaw to be just like me (a pimp).

What a bleak, miserable life you live.

[Mr2Mike]

PH XKR said:

When I'm next low on pennies I may consider a kickstart and deliver 120 pages of urban legends just changed to make it sound like I have a cool life whilst strangers with low aspirations for life guffaw to be just like me (a pimp).

How many people aspire to be a boring princess who believes they can "own" women?

[RossP]

The Crack Fox said:

I have had a few messages about a launch party / signing thingy. We're holding it at PH XKR's house. He'll be along shortly with an address and taking notes on any special dietary requirements. I have requested cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, stuck into a tin-foil covered spud, and loads of Tizer.

Edited by The Crack Fox on Monday 13th March 08:33

Any chance of mushroom vol-au-vents?

[PorkInsider]

The Crack Fox said:

A little update - The Editor has finished, I have ordered two pre-production printed copies for visual inspection, I find mistakes easier to spot in print than on screen. These will be despatched on 20th March and I only need a day or two to check it over, then I'll make any last changes required and hit 'publish'. It then takes a couple of weeks for backers copies to be printed and sent to me, I'll then sign each one and post it out. It will go on Amazon at around the same time, I am trying to get backers copies to them before the general public. eCopies will be sent at the same time.

I have had a few messages about a launch party / signing thingy. We're holding it at PH XKR's house. He'll be along shortly with an address and taking notes on any special dietary requirements. I have requested cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, stuck into a tin-foil covered spud, and loads of Tizer.

Edited by The Crack Fox on Monday 13th March 08:33

Great. Not long now then, Rich.

Can you draw a big cock on my copy and sign it with love to PH XKR (and some kisses) please?

It's for a Christmas present to a special friend.

Thanks.

P.S. Another vote for the volauvants here.

[MorganP104]

PH XKR said:

As greedy as having a book ready for publication but asking strangers to foot the bill/risk.

There speaks a man with no idea how KickStarter works. No-one's money is at risk, with the exception of anything the author's put into it.

Now bore off.

[PH XKR]

123 New John St,
Birmingham
B6 4LD

[PorkInsider]

The Crack Fox said:

RossP said:

Any chance of mushroom vol-au-vents?

PorkInsider said:

P.S. Another vote for the volauvants here.

Just noticed my spelling.

[Seek]

I was going to order the vol-au-vantes but I'll pass. Surely us noble, worthy (and according to some, impressionable and rather dim-witted) sponsors are worth more than marked-down, factory-grade "chicken" from a Dutch supplier in our vol-au-vants!

(You're not using the same source for book printing I hope...)

[hidetheelephants]

Scotch eggs!? Why Mr. Austin Ambassador (Y Reg), you are spoiling us!

[dave1409]

I like scotch eggs. How about a mini pork-pie?

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Mini pork pie is pretty tempting, but if you also offered pickled eggs it would be irresistable.

[Peanut Gallery]

If you have some deep fried mars bars I will be down like a shot!

(Or am I turning too Scottish now?)

[cjs racing.]

I backed this on Kichstarter, and have had no word since, not good.

[RossP]

cjs racing. said:

I backed this on Kichstarter, and have had no word since, not good.

I had an email from kickstarter at 20.40 today

[bobtail4x4]

same here

[cootuk]

Will there be watered down lemon barley water for the Walts doing traffic control around party HQ?

[PorkInsider]

RossP said:

cjs racing. said:

I backed this on Kichstarter, and have had no word since, not good.

I had an email from kickstarter at 20.40 today

Yep, same for me. All updates have been received ok.

[eltax91]

The Crack Fox said:

cjs racing. said:

I backed this on Kichstarter, and have had no word since, not good.

There were updates on February 6th, February 17th and March 28th. Did you check your spam folders? Drop me a line if you're concerned about anything, I assure you it's all on track!

Edited by The Crack Fox on Tuesday 28th March 21:26

Should have backed it on kickstarter then cjs.