Things that shouldn't exist but do.

Things that shouldn't exist but do.

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davhill

Original Poster:

5,263 posts

183 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Or looking at Mitch T's thread from the opposite direction.

Just as a starter...

Jobsworths and speed bumps.

The floor is yours.

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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paying money to people who can't be arsed to work/find a job.

Paying more money based on the amount of kids you pump out with various unknown dads.

allowing poor elderly tax paid pensioners to die whilst letting people from other shores get all inclusive lifestyles.


Westy Pre-Lit

5,087 posts

202 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Wasps

cjs racing.

2,463 posts

128 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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The David Icke forum.

CypherP

4,387 posts

191 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Simon Cowell.

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

218 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Westy Pre-Lit said:
Wasps
This /thread

Lazadude

1,732 posts

160 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Westy Pre-Lit said:
Wasps
They exist to allow me on a summer day to stun them and watch the Orb weaver spider that lives at the back of my garage eat it.

Spiders seem to absolutely love wasps, and they must be nutritious, as the spiders really grow on a wasp diet.

grumbledoak

31,500 posts

232 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Birds eat wasps too. And fish, if the wasp gets close to the surface.

It's "Benefits" unrelated to work for me.

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Food banks.
Unemployment "benefits".
Laura fking Ashley.
Electronic buzzers of any kind.
France.
Velcro - learn to tie shoelaces, you fking div.
ADHD/ADD.
"Glandular" weight problems.
Mobility scooters for aforementioned "glandular" problems.
PH NP&E forum.
PH Watch forum.
Cats.
X Factor.
Vape lounges.
Smoking rooms at airports.
Ferries to France.
IT "professionals" - if you did your fking job properly, you'd not be needed to tell us to "turn it off and on again".
Divorce lawyers - Whatever happened to "wife for life"?
Puncture kits for pushbikes.
Spare wheels for cars.


That's just in 5 minutes while I wait for my tea to brew.

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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The Spruce goose said:
Paying more money based on the amount of kids you pump out with various unknown dads.
Some blame/fault lies with these "weekend dads", it takes 2 to produce a child, regardless of whether that child is a bd or not.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

260 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Organic food (no benefit).

Work/life balance (work is part of life).

Sunday trading restrictions.

Barmyfluid

894 posts

168 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Health and safety dept.
IT security people.
Change management people.
Flavour of the month/continuous improvement/team building knobs.
Any other job creation schemes that are a boil on the *rse of progress.

RizzoTheRat

25,085 posts

191 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Dyson Airblade V hand driers, the standard airblades you put your hands in to work really well, so why make a single sided version that's crap and always mounted too high?

Push button taps that only stay on while you're pushing the button, I want to wash both hands not one at a time!


Er...I should point out that I don't spend all my time in public toilets

GAjon

3,721 posts

212 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Noise restrictions at race circuits.

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

144 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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My wife wink

conkerman

3,298 posts

134 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Whole Chicken in a can.

227bhp

10,203 posts

127 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Sophie Ellis Bextor songs.

brrapp

3,701 posts

161 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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conkerman said:
Whole Chicken in a can.
Wow! Is that a real thing? Is it a chicken shaped can, or is it a big normal shaped can with gaps, or are the bones made flexible in some way so the chicken can be squeezed in tight ? I'd love to see this.

Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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brrapp said:
conkerman said:
Whole Chicken in a can.
Wow! Is that a real thing? Is it a chicken shaped can, or is it a big normal shaped can with gaps, or are the bones made flexible in some way so the chicken can be squeezed in tight ? I'd love to see this.
Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

Halmyre

11,148 posts

138 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Religion
Poverty
Cancer
Greed
Robbie Williams