Very, very funny you git
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I have done it deliberately once. It was a group of four chavs who were swaggering down the road shouting abuse at passing cars and other pedestrians. They were just ahead of me on the left hand pavement, walking away from me as I sat at a red light. I watched them pick on a woman with a baby in a buggy, and then throw a bottle at a passing motorcyclist. By the time the lights changed, they'd made probably 100 yds, and as I approached, I noticed a massive puddle right next to them. Before I'd even thought about it, the deed was done.
It would have been funny as it was, without the force of the water knocking one of their baseball caps off. At that point, I must confess a little bit of wee came out.
Given the same circumstances, I'd do it again.
It would have been funny as it was, without the force of the water knocking one of their baseball caps off. At that point, I must confess a little bit of wee came out.
Given the same circumstances, I'd do it again.
Google [bot] said:
I'm in the very very funny camp.
Why ? life isnt a cartoon ?My wife had a student come into school distraught with her ruined GCSE art work because someone had done that, on purpose, something she was really pleased with that took her hours and hours, she was inconsolable and had to start from scratch, all because some sad act was having "a laugh"
You drive a car, if you do stuff like that you shouldn't have one, you really actually think soaking someone with cold gritty water is amusing, what would you do if I tipped a bucket of cold water on your head when you are sat in a pub ? or if I did it to a member of your family, would you be amused ?
Limpet said:
I have done it deliberately once. It was a group of four chavs who were swaggering down the road shouting abuse at passing cars and other pedestrians. They were just ahead of me on the left hand pavement, walking away from me as I sat at a red light. I watched them pick on a woman with a baby in a buggy, and then throw a bottle at a passing motorcyclist. By the time the lights changed, they'd made probably 100 yds, and as I approached, I noticed a massive puddle right next to them. Before I'd even thought about it, the deed was done.
It would have been funny as it was, without the force of the water knocking one of their baseball caps off. At that point, I must confess a little bit of wee came out.
Given the same circumstances, I'd do it again.
You are excused on that one !It would have been funny as it was, without the force of the water knocking one of their baseball caps off. At that point, I must confess a little bit of wee came out.
Given the same circumstances, I'd do it again.
Bennet said:
You need to work on your observation and planning as a pedestrian and only overtake the puddle when you can see it's safe to do so.
Not a puddle, road run off in the gutter and continuous for 30-40 metres. All the drivers need to do is keep a foot from the kerb for most of it and you can avoid the wider bits when a car is coming. Most drivers manage this even if traffic is coming the other way, there wasn't any in this case. Sometimes it is just one of those things, you end up with wet lower legs from the rain anyway so the odd extra splash doesn't matter. At least I can nip home and get changed, he will remain a dick for life.
Last time it happened to me while I was walking the dog, I walked up the road I had seen the car go into and caught him coming out of the sports centre. I had a polite word with him - driver denied all knowledge, though I'm sure it was the same car and he looked as guilty as a puppy by a pile of poo 
I must admit ive done it once, and i regret it now as im no longer a young immature t
t but at the time it HAD to be done. half my brain was saying "no don't, don't you fking dare" but unfortunately the other half of it had control over my limbs and so turned into the puddle.
I was approaching one of these dodgy hand car washes which had valet bays filled with 3 or 4 cars being furiously worked on by underpaid Turkish lads.
The drain outside on the road had blocked creating a small reservoir, and of course i giggled like a school girl as i sent a huge wave of shatty water up over the top of these clean cars and the poor feckers hoovering them out. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw the chap in the van behind me laughing uncontrollably. he would have seen the immediate aftermath with heads emerging from the cars thinking "what the actual f....". oh man i wish i would have been the car behind rather than the culprit because i felt quite bad after.
So a public apology is due, to the lads who i drenched with oily muddy water in the pursuit of amusement, you might have been deported by now but if you haven't and are somehow reading this, i am very sorry.
t but at the time it HAD to be done. half my brain was saying "no don't, don't you fking dare" but unfortunately the other half of it had control over my limbs and so turned into the puddle.I was approaching one of these dodgy hand car washes which had valet bays filled with 3 or 4 cars being furiously worked on by underpaid Turkish lads.
The drain outside on the road had blocked creating a small reservoir, and of course i giggled like a school girl as i sent a huge wave of shatty water up over the top of these clean cars and the poor feckers hoovering them out. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw the chap in the van behind me laughing uncontrollably. he would have seen the immediate aftermath with heads emerging from the cars thinking "what the actual f....". oh man i wish i would have been the car behind rather than the culprit because i felt quite bad after.
So a public apology is due, to the lads who i drenched with oily muddy water in the pursuit of amusement, you might have been deported by now but if you haven't and are somehow reading this, i am very sorry.
james_gt3rs said:
I shouldn't but i laughed, replayed it and laughed even harder.Google [bot] said:
I'm in the very very funny camp.
I take it you'd still be laughing if your number plate was clocked, you were caught on cctv and ended up being prosecuted?It was funny, in the same way that some people watch reality tv to see how crap other people's lives are. I get a certain hit of schadenfreude from knowing someone has so little to enjoy that they would do this.
Edited by Toltec on Monday 27th February 11:31
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