Another "WTF?" - electronic dipstick

Another "WTF?" - electronic dipstick

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Leithen

10,885 posts

267 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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Anyone remember these?




bungle

1,874 posts

240 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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My S4 doesn't have a proper dipstick, but you can buy one from another Audi car (can't remember which now) which fits, and reads, perfectly. So I have. Ridiculous not to have one in the car at all.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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TooMany2cvs said:
mybrainhurts said:
TooMany2cvs said:
mybrainhurts said:
We change the oil in two cars every two months, sucking the old oil out through the dipstick tube. Couldn't do that with an electronic one.
So that's one advantage to removal of the dipstick...
You've lost me there, old boy. Are you suggesting this is not a valid method?
It's always struck me as the only advantage being that it's quicker ( = cheaper) to change the oil, with no other real benefit.
Benefit is I can do it without jacking the car up, wear a white shirt and not get dirty. All the oil comes out. Someone on another thread sucked it out, then put the car on a lift and removed the drain plug. Nothing more came out. Makes perfect sense to me.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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Butter Face said:
I broke my dipstick recently, true story.
Oooof, bet that made your eyes water.

Hope the medics didn't stitch it back upside down...

Patrick Bateman

12,180 posts

174 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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Both would be ideal.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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liner33 said:
Dipsticks do break, often, ever since manufacturers got the great idea to make them out of plastic

Strange, in 40 odd years, never had a dipstick failure.
My last Skoda had a black dipstick. Why did the global head of dipstick design have to choose the only useless colour !!

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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mybrainhurts said:
We change the oil in two cars every two months, sucking the old oil out through the dipstick tube. Couldn't do that with an electronic one.
Why do you change it so often?

sebhaque

6,404 posts

181 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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My W203 Mercedes has no dipstick - it's measured electronically. The most annoying thing is that it doesn't actually show you a level of oil - it just says "Engine Oil Level OK". You have to perform some fiddly work to access the diagnostic menu where it'll give you an actual volumetric quantity. Luckily the car doesn't burn much oil as it's a stupid system.

Happily Mercedes must have also used the other half of their brain when designing the W204 as the dipstick is back. It's stayed there for the W205 too.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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Jimboka said:
mybrainhurts said:
We change the oil in two cars every two months, sucking the old oil out through the dipstick tube. Couldn't do that with an electronic one.
Why do you change it so often?
Nudging 80,000 miles a year.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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VAG in their infinite wisdom made the dipstick tube out of yellow plastic, presumably so it didn't get hot and hence burn peoples hands.

Except that the heat from the engine eventually makes the tube brittle so it cracks and eventually sprays oil all over the engine until the low oil light comes on. Then when you want to remove it to replace it all of the plastic crumbles, falls into the sump and blocks the oil pickup pipe.

Brilliant design.....

Crosswise

410 posts

186 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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On the Bentley S1 and possibly some before it, you press the button below the fuel gauge and it reads the oil level, it still has a dip stick, but it shows that the idea isn't a new one, it's been around over 60 years.

JD

2,774 posts

228 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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mybrainhurts said:
Nudging 80,000 miles a year.
Blimey that sounds miserable.

civicduty

1,857 posts

203 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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havoc said:
I think your logic is flawed JD. Manufacturers choose to make a part that SHOULD be metal out of plastic, then it fails, then you use that as an argument for going to a more expensive, more complicated solution that's JUST as likely to fail, rather than going back to the old metal part?!?

Seriously chap, do yourself a favour and think before typing...

(As regards "having a sender anyway" - the old-style "warning light" sender was a very simple affair vs the current 'take the oil level' sensors/senders. Simpler, cheaper, less likely to fail...and even if it did the owner had a manual backup solution...)



Oh, and I've not HEARD of a dipstick breaking amongst any of my family and friends.
Peugeot 206 three times in twelve years.

liner33

10,690 posts

202 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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Jimboka said:
liner33 said:
Dipsticks do break, often, ever since manufacturers got the great idea to make them out of plastic

Strange, in 40 odd years, never had a dipstick failure.
My last Skoda had a black dipstick. Why did the global head of dipstick design have to choose the only useless colour !!
Me neither although for most of those 40 years we both would have had metal ones, not had a sensor fail either and had those in a few cars now

Many Skoda/VAG owners just put a bit of white paint on the black bit or put on their glasses wink

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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Joey Deacon said:
VAG in their infinite wisdom made the dipstick tube out of yellow plastic, presumably so it didn't get hot and hence burn peoples hands.
No, far simpler than that. So that Joe Average-Numpty can easily see where the bits that need his attention are.

havoc

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30,062 posts

235 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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civicduty said:
Peugeot 206 three times in twelve years.
I think there's your error.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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JD said:
mybrainhurts said:
Nudging 80,000 miles a year.
Blimey that sounds miserable.
No, quite enjoy it really...smile

corozin

2,680 posts

271 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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Blaster72 said:
If it's taking them more than a week to change a sensor I'd suggest they're incompetent. The sensor is around £40 and is located in the sump.

As for dipsticks, outside of us lot on here how many people even bother checking their oil regularly on modern cars?

I check mine once a week, on some cars I've had you had to as they burnt so much oil.

Most modern cars I'd suggest are driven service to service and the only time the bonnets are lifted is to top up the screenwash.
40 years ago Land Rover dealers used to argue with farmers over whether a piston ring really needed changing. Nowadays Range Rovers are sold to people who barely now how to top up the windscreen washer bottle

maffski

1,868 posts

159 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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MorganP104 said:
I'm still wondering if it's the answer to a question no-one asked.
Unless the question was 'If we record under/over filled oil can we reduce our warranty payouts'


Richard-390a0

2,257 posts

91 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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sebhaque said:
My W203 Mercedes has no dipstick - it's measured electronically. The most annoying thing is that it doesn't actually show you a level of oil - it just says "Engine Oil Level OK". You have to perform some fiddly work to access the diagnostic menu where it'll give you an actual volumetric quantity. Luckily the car doesn't burn much oil as it's a stupid system.

Happily Mercedes must have also used the other half of their brain when designing the W204 as the dipstick is back. It's stayed there for the W205 too.
All 203's have a dipstick tube so you can fit a dipstick if you really wanted to...