Idiosyncratic features to be savoured

Idiosyncratic features to be savoured

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S3Swiss

235 posts

234 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Mr225 - what? the car or the umbrella? smile

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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wasn't there a 70's alfa or Lancia- businessman edition that had an integral briefcase as part of the dashboard.

Agent XXX

1,248 posts

106 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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austinsmirk said:
wasn't there a 70's alfa or Lancia- businessman edition that had an integral briefcase as part of the dashboard.
The Alfa 90 had a built in briefcase


Johnny 89

824 posts

152 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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austinsmirk said:
wasn't there a 70's alfa or Lancia- businessman edition that had an integral briefcase as part of the dashboard.
An '80s Alfa - the 75

mac96

3,774 posts

143 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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rodericb said:
66mpg said:
Another Alfasud oddity: two bonnet release systems. Because Alfasuds had two bulkheads in the engine bay: the regular one that separated engine bay from passenger cabin and a supplementary bulkhead about a foot further forward that separated the engine from the battery, heater and brake servo and the catch was mounted on the
Is extra bulkhead. If the cable breaks you would be unable to reach the catch with tools from outside to open it. The Alfa solution was a second link: a piece of nylon line terminated in the glovebox with a ring to put your finger in. This was your get out of jail card to regain access to the engine bay to fix the cable.
Alfettas had that emergency fishing line with rubber hoop thing too.
Alfa must have bought a very big reel of fishing line- the fuel filler flap in the 156 Sportwagon had the same emergency opening mechanism for when the cable from the drivers seat broke(bound to happen some time!)

Mr225

11 posts

86 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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S3Swiss said:
Mr225 - what? the car or the umbrella? smile
Ah, I did not predict that reaction! laugh

Much as Bognor offers the prospect of year round sunshine (in the brochures, anyway....) alas it is only the umbrella I can protect.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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S3Swiss said:
Mr225 - what? the car or the umbrella? smile
He's worried that the integrated umbrella will excite anyone who uses it

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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feef said:
With all the references to the 2CV, I'm surprised noone has mentioned the windscreen washer.
It's not a powered pump, but a manual, thumb-operated pump that masquerades as a button on the dash.

Want a more powerful squirt? Just have to push harder/faster
Manual screenwash used to be common.

Dyanes had it on a floor-mount squidger. Ami 8s were posh - it was electric, but it was "one-shot", rather than continuous.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Johnny 89 said:
An '80s Alfa - the 75
Alfa 90 I think

craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Mound Dawg said:
Alfa 75, ooh, where to start...

Handbrake lever like a suitcase handle.

Window switches up by the rear view mirror.

But the best one-

Rear mounted gearbox and clutch, De Dion rear axle and limited slip diff that give monumental traction and let you to blast out of corners like a Group B Quattro.
yeah and to add to that.... you couldn't operate the stereo when the car was in first third of fifth gear

craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
Johnny 89 said:
An '80s Alfa - the 75
Alfa 90 I think
Yeah the Alfa 90 had the briefcase dashboard

Johnny 89

824 posts

152 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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craigjm said:
Jimmy Recard said:
Johnny 89 said:
An '80s Alfa - the 75
Alfa 90 I think
Yeah the Alfa 90 had the briefcase dashboard
I stand corrected

Mound Dawg

1,915 posts

174 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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mac96 said:
Alfa must have bought a very big reel of fishing line- the fuel filler flap in the 156 Sportwagon had the same emergency opening mechanism for when the cable from the drivers seat broke(bound to happen some time!)
And the boot release for the 75. doesn't have the dashboard briefcase though, that was the 90. The glovebox is a slide out drawer on the 75... More stupidity.

GeordieInExile

683 posts

120 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Dogleg first gear.

Does anyone still do it?

Spannerski

127 posts

111 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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1983 Audi Coupe GT5S boot lid release.

Another one that took 20 mins to find

Located in the drivers B column below the door catch.
Brilliant. Can't open when doors are closed or locked.

Mr225

11 posts

86 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
He's worried that the integrated umbrella will excite anyone who uses it
I drive a Skoda. I am not in imminent danger of exciting anyone, ever. spin

If my passengers ever found out about the retractable rain shelter in the door, I am not sure I would want to be responsible for the resultant exhilaration. And that's before they discover the Twin Boot..........

Greza

59 posts

157 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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kapiteinlangzaam said:
Most LHD VAG stuff from the 80s-00s have unequal size mirrors.

It just didnt translate to all the RHD variants most PH'ers are used to.


I believe it was the same on the Lupo. This was to allow the blind spot mirror on the driver side.

Speedometer on the Fabia Vrs



10mph increments up to 90mph and 20mph increments after.

Edited by Greza on Tuesday 28th March 22:34

Spannerski

127 posts

111 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Vauxhalls Quick release clutch FW drive cars only.1980 -1993 Astras, Corsa, Novas and Cavaliers

Disconnect clutch cable.
Remove a plug from the end of the gearbox, undo a cirlcip and insert a small bolt.
Remove a plate from under the car to undo the clutch bolts.

Pull on the bolt and the gearbox input shaft slid out and the clutch fell out, you can then change the thrust bearing as well and remove the release arm.
All without having to remove the gearbox or undo driveshafts.

When working on Police cars they could go thru a clutch in under 5,000 miles. We got so good at them that one person could do one in 20 - 30 mins.

Vauxhall changed this circa 1993 when the Cav mk5 came along. Said it was to do with smoother engine running. You had to remove the engine and gearbox to do the clutch if I remember !!!

chopper602

2,183 posts

223 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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blongs said:
Spare wheel in the engine bay....and forward tilt bonnet...the Volvo 340



I think the Fiat Panda Mk1 had the spare in the engine bay too.
Citroen Dyane and DS also carried their spare wheel under the bonnet

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Mr225 said:
My mate had a Seat Malaga, on a 'G' plate as I recall. Quirky is the word I would use to describe it. It had many odd things about it, like the spare wheel under the bonnet but the thing that always stood out was the dashboard. It was as if the Seat designers looked at every possible switch and stalk, couldn't decide which one to use, so used one of everything. It looked like an Early Learning Centre 'my first car' effort. Rocker switch for the indicators and a slider for the wipers, if I recall correctly..........
The Malaga was a booted version of the Fiat Strada. Not to be confused with the Fiat Regatta, Fiat's own booted version of the Strada... which was a separate design as the Fiat / Seat partnership had been broken up by this time.

Anyway, it means that the Malaga had a Fiat Strada dash... the only thing worse than a Strada dash is a Strada dash made from cheaper materials by Spaniards.