The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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-Lummox-

1,293 posts

213 months

Tuesday 26th March
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Sticks. said:
WarrenB said:
Girl at work was driving around with her lights off at night without realising because she learnt in a car with auto lights.
Partly the design doesn't help. Dials are illuminated, lights on or not, my car has no 'lights on' warning light and the switch is out of sight my my knee. Of course there is a big thing you can look out of called a windscreen.
This. I've never understood how anyone can drive a car and not tell the difference between when their lights are on, and when they're not. Even if you're driving in an area that has street lighting. The difference (unless you're driving a car with really naff headlights) is pretty much night and day - for obvious reasons.

WarrenB

2,407 posts

118 months

Tuesday 26th March
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-Lummox- said:
Sticks. said:
WarrenB said:
Girl at work was driving around with her lights off at night without realising because she learnt in a car with auto lights.
Partly the design doesn't help. Dials are illuminated, lights on or not, my car has no 'lights on' warning light and the switch is out of sight my my knee. Of course there is a big thing you can look out of called a windscreen.
This. I've never understood how anyone can drive a car and not tell the difference between when their lights are on, and when they're not. Even if you're driving in an area that has street lighting. The difference (unless you're driving a car with really naff headlights) is pretty much night and day - for obvious reasons.
I can understand in some vehicles with super bright LED DRLs, but the other night whilst out with the dog on a very poorly lit piece of road I found myself shining my torch to attract the attention of a clueless pillock in a first generation Yaris with no lights on at all.

Blib

44,113 posts

197 months

Tuesday 26th March
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SunsetZed

2,251 posts

170 months

Wednesday 27th March
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The dog and I really appreciated having to walk in traffic on this main road because this throbber was too lazy to turn into the driveway that they were blocking anyway


donkmeister

8,166 posts

100 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Blib said:
Sorry what does the road marking say? I can't quite make it out as someone has parked over it.

Tommo87

4,220 posts

113 months

Wednesday 27th March
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donkmeister said:
Whataguy said:
bobfather said:
carlove said:
Must think their ugly little crossover is much longer than it is, photo doesn't really show but it is sticking out a fair chunk. It was raining so got in my car before taking a photo.
Although this is excessive, if they need access to the boot, getting a dog in and out for example, the hedge would get in the way. We usually park forward in situations like this as our dog is getting elderly and needs a run up
Yes, I park like this even with a reversing camera due to a large tailgate.

Some cars make it easier by having a tailgate line on the reversing camera display so you know how far you can go back and still open the tailgate.

I’ve had this on both VW and Toyotas, but without a camera the problem with sensors is they’re not completely accurate with hedges rather than solid walls.
Surely if you need access to the boot you park nose in with your tailgate facing away from the obstacles though? Or am I just jaded from driving big cars where nose out isn't an option if you want boot access?
No.. you aren’t jaded.

It’s moronic to walk away from a car sticking out into the roadway like that.
You either park nose in or empty the boot before finishing the parking.



donkmeister

8,166 posts

100 months

Wednesday 27th March
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SunsetZed said:
The dog and I really appreciated having to walk in traffic on this main road because this throbber was too lazy to turn into the driveway that they were blocking anyway

As a young'un I was sat in my car, engine off, with a girl I'd just taken out. I was about to make my move when I heard a squeaky sound. Looking round, her cat was very, very slowly sliding down my windscreen with his bumhole pressed against the glass, leaving a greasy streak right down the centre. Well it was Essex, even the cats are uncouth. Hilarious though it was in retrospect, the mood changed, I didn't get my oats that night and cursed that cat.

Anyway, what I suggest is that you allow your dog to leave a snail trail down the windscreen.

generationx

6,747 posts

105 months

Wednesday 27th March
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I don’t often post here as “vans parking on the pavement” is just an irritating part of modern life. However I did enjoy this parked outside a cafe/bar this afternoon. And yes, the marked bays were about as busy as shown on the Google Maps image. It was there for some time…




Sixpackpert

4,559 posts

214 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Came back to my car after a day at Banham Zoo and was confronted with this lovely blue Focus ‘parked’. Car park was half full, loads of spaces but still chose to park it next to me. They couldn’t have got out the drivers door as there were no marks on my car from door or clothing!


Vipers

32,886 posts

228 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Sixpackpert said:
Came back to my car after a day at Banham Zoo and was confronted with this lovely blue Focus ‘parked’. Car park was half full, loads of spaces but still chose to park it next to me. They couldn’t have got out the drivers door as there were no marks on my car from door or clothing!

Can you post a pic of the sole of your boot in their paintwork laugh

Sixpackpert

4,559 posts

214 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Vipers said:
Sixpackpert said:
Came back to my car after a day at Banham Zoo and was confronted with this lovely blue Focus ‘parked’. Car park was half full, loads of spaces but still chose to park it next to me. They couldn’t have got out the drivers door as there were no marks on my car from door or clothing!

Can you post a pic of the sole of your boot in their paintwork laugh
It is Norfolk so … rofl


Edited by Sixpackpert on Wednesday 27th March 19:22

tt601

216 posts

175 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Don’t worry folks, I can park how I like I’m a ……


SunsetZed

2,251 posts

170 months

Thursday 28th March
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donkmeister said:
As a young'un I was sat in my car, engine off, with a girl I'd just taken out. I was about to make my move when I heard a squeaky sound. Looking round, her cat was very, very slowly sliding down my windscreen with his bumhole pressed against the glass, leaving a greasy streak right down the centre. Well it was Essex, even the cats are uncouth. Hilarious though it was in retrospect, the mood changed, I didn't get my oats that night and cursed that cat.

Anyway, what I suggest is that you allow your dog to leave a snail trail down the windscreen.
Good story and that sounds reasonable. If he'd done a poo by that point I'd have left the bag on the windscreen wipers.

alisdairm

241 posts

161 months

Thursday 28th March
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-Lummox- said:
This. I've never understood how anyone can drive a car and not tell the difference between when their lights are on, and when they're not. Even if you're driving in an area that has street lighting. The difference (unless you're driving a car with really naff headlights) is pretty much night and day - for obvious reasons.
I can. I had a hire car for work few years ago, smallish Renault.
It was just starting to get get dark as I pulled over to get something to eat.
Came out half an hour later and it was quite dark. Switched on the car and the cark park in front lit up. Auto lights I thought.
Driving along the road and people behind start flashing me, after a wee while I worked out it was the DRLs lighting up the road ahead but I had no rear lights on.

MightyBadger

1,975 posts

50 months

Thursday 28th March
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SunsetZed said:
The dog and I really appreciated having to walk in traffic on this main road because this throbber was too lazy to turn into the driveway that they were blocking anyway

I would of still tried to squeeze down there lol

BenS94

1,909 posts

24 months

Thursday 28th March
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MightyBadger said:
SunsetZed said:
The dog and I really appreciated having to walk in traffic on this main road because this throbber was too lazy to turn into the driveway that they were blocking anyway

I would of still tried to squeeze down there lol
would have

HTH smile

Blib

44,113 posts

197 months

Thursday 28th March
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BenS94 said:
would have

HTH smile
Full stop.

HTH. smile

MightyBadger

1,975 posts

50 months

Thursday 28th March
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BenS94 said:
would have

HTH smile
No. Paffetik beehiveour imho.


Edited by MightyBadger on Thursday 28th March 14:00

21st Century Man

40,900 posts

248 months

Saturday 30th March
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The hotel car park gets full, the barrier won't admit vehicles when it's full. But folks park like this, so vehicles are admitted when there are no free spaces, and so one drives around to find the free space, and it's occupied by s like this. The double parkers are tracked down by reception to be shifted into a single space, but this can take time and sometimes they are off site anyway. This was an absolute st show last night, and is looking to be so again this afternoon. Some decent in your face mitigation signage would be useful.






Edited by 21st Century Man on Saturday 30th March 14:57