One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 5

[lancslad58]

biggbn said:

lancslad58 said:

biggbn said:

lancslad58 said:

Hol said:

Sebring440 said:

With recent posts, I think there is an amount of irony in the thread title "One single thing that makes you think "knob".

It’s because some people are too invested in their own sense of importance, they fail to realise when they themselves step over the line.

Hey come on I’m just trying to inject some humour into what is otherwise a humourless subform with such thrilling threads about good/bad number plates; the winter dirty car thread and of course he bad parking thread where people boast how they would walk the badly parked car when know they wouldn’t.

Try harder?....

Sorry, I havent got time, I need to go and buy a new teaspoon

Hey man, I was just trying to inject some humour into a humourless section. It's all the rage. No negative waves man. Woof. Joking aside, and I was joking, negativity ain't my bag, let's all be cool and look for the light. It's always there. I know you don't like good wishes, but peace and love nonetheless, gbn x

I like your style, you're catching on!
Asthe late great Dave Allen used to say at the end of each show. " Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you"

[21st Century Man]

biggbn said:

lancslad58 said:

biggbn said:

lancslad58 said:

Hol said:

Sebring440 said:

With recent posts, I think there is an amount of irony in the thread title "One single thing that makes you think "knob".

It’s because some people are too invested in their own sense of importance, they fail to realise when they themselves step over the line.

Hey come on I’m just trying to inject some humour into what is otherwise a humourless subform with such thrilling threads about good/bad number plates; the winter dirty car thread and of course he bad parking thread where people boast how they would walk the badly parked car when know they wouldn’t.

Try harder?....

Sorry, I havent got time, I need to go and buy a new teaspoon

Hey man, I was just trying to inject some humour into a humourless section. It's all the rage. No negative waves man. Woof. Joking aside, and I was joking, negativity ain't my bag, let's all be cool and look for the light. It's always there. I know you don't like good wishes, but peace and love nonetheless, gbn x

Can we have your other dog impression? Sixty foot of bridge I can pick up almost anywhere.

[lancslad58]

21st Century Man said:

biggbn said:

lancslad58 said:

biggbn said:

lancslad58 said:

Hol said:

Sebring440 said:

With recent posts, I think there is an amount of irony in the thread title "One single thing that makes you think "knob".

It’s because some people are too invested in their own sense of importance, they fail to realise when they themselves step over the line.

Hey come on I’m just trying to inject some humour into what is otherwise a humourless subform with such thrilling threads about good/bad number plates; the winter dirty car thread and of course he bad parking thread where people boast how they would walk the badly parked car when know they wouldn’t.

Try harder?....

Sorry, I havent got time, I need to go and buy a new teaspoon

Hey man, I was just trying to inject some humour into a humourless section. It's all the rage. No negative waves man. Woof. Joking aside, and I was joking, negativity ain't my bag, let's all be cool and look for the light. It's always there. I know you don't like good wishes, but peace and love nonetheless, gbn x

Can we have your other dog impression? Sixty foot of bridge I can pick up almost anywhere.

Brilliant, time to head of to Netflix see if they've got it!

[biggbn]

lancslad58 said:

21st Century Man said:

biggbn said:

lancslad58 said:

biggbn said:

lancslad58 said:

Hol said:

Sebring440 said:

With recent posts, I think there is an amount of irony in the thread title "One single thing that makes you think "knob".

It’s because some people are too invested in their own sense of importance, they fail to realise when they themselves step over the line.

Hey come on I’m just trying to inject some humour into what is otherwise a humourless subform with such thrilling threads about good/bad number plates; the winter dirty car thread and of course he bad parking thread where people boast how they would walk the badly parked car when know they wouldn’t.

Try harder?....

Sorry, I havent got time, I need to go and buy a new teaspoon

Hey man, I was just trying to inject some humour into a humourless section. It's all the rage. No negative waves man. Woof. Joking aside, and I was joking, negativity ain't my bag, let's all be cool and look for the light. It's always there. I know you don't like good wishes, but peace and love nonetheless, gbn x

Can we have your other dog impression? Sixty foot of bridge I can pick up almost anywhere.

Brilliant, time to head of to Netflix see if they've got it!

Oddball for Prime Minister...

'Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?'

Never a truer word spoken....

[Strangely Brown]

biggbn said:

'Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?'

Crap!

[Tommo87]

People who don’t pay any attention to what’s behind them in car parks.

I had a near miss yesterday, where I followed someone into a car park via the single access lane and they decided to change their mind and start reversing towards me.

Luckily, I had followed them for a couple of junctions and their totally lack of indication had already given off moron vibes, I left a good three car lengths between us when they stopped.
Even so, they only missed crashing into the front of my car by a couple of foot and only stopped because I beeped.

Use your mirrors FFS!

[C5_Steve]

People who queue jump.

Then pretend they didn't realise despite the fact they came up behind you, then shuffled past you slowly like you wouldn't notice and there's only the two of you in front of the counter.

Utter spanners, I'm not including being at a bar because that's it's own mess and easily done by genuine accident.

[LARK F1 GTR]

A bloke and his mate the other day in a loud 1 series, maybe an M140i, the car comes along making a load of stupid pops & bangs (and sounds fking terrible!!) he's sat there stretched out, one arm on the wheel stretched out in full and can barely steer.
Then he makes it pop & bang some more, then he revs the fk out of it so it's even louder and the pops & bangs sound like AK-47 machine gun fire.

He probably thinks it's 'fking sick bruv' I thought he looked a knobhead

[C5_Steve]

LARK F1 GTR said:

A bloke and his mate the other day in a loud 1 series, maybe an M140i, the car comes along making a load of stupid pops & bangs (and sounds fking terrible!!) he's sat there stretched out, one arm on the wheel stretched out in full and can barely steer.
Then he makes it pop & bang some more, then he revs the fk out of it so it's even louder and the pops & bangs sound like AK-47 machine gun fire.

He probably thinks it's 'fking sick bruv' I thought he looked a knobhead

Really good cars that've had their image ruined by these types. Utter knobbish behaviour.

[21st Century Man]

Sounds like it was playing a bangin' choon.

[biggbn]

21st Century Man said:

Sounds like it was playing a bangin' choon.

Woof woof

[NapierDeltic]

C5_Steve said:

Really good cars that've had their image ruined by these types. Utter knobbish behaviour.

I've seen this sort of thing labeled "sixth owner behaviour" on social medial.

[C5_Steve]

NapierDeltic said:

I've seen this sort of thing labeled "sixth owner behaviour" on social medial.

Haha never heard that term before but pretty accurate.

[Strangely Brown]

biggbn said:

21st Century Man said:

Sounds like it was playing a bangin' choon.

Woof woof

Crap!

[Strangely Brown]

NapierDeltic said:

C5_Steve said:

Really good cars that've had their image ruined by these types. Utter knobbish behaviour.

I've seen this sort of thing labeled "sixth owner behaviour" on social medial.

That reminds me of this:

Hellcat Third Owner

[lancslad58]

biggbn said:

21st Century Man said:

Sounds like it was playing a bangin' choon.

Woof woof

It's not that oddball bloke again is it? Or I suppose it could be someone else whos partly flash but also has some heart.

[NapierDeltic]

Hopefully this doesn't result in the next two pages of this thread being shat up by weirdo point-scoring.

[Blown2CV]

NapierDeltic said:

Hopefully this doesn't result in the next two pages of this thread being shat up by weirdo point-scoring.

it will

[lancslad58]

Blown2CV said:

NapierDeltic said:

Hopefully this doesn't result in the next two pages of this thread being shat up by weirdo point-scoring.

it will

No, baby, we ain’t, Oddball! He’s a freak
,

[Stick Legs]

Strangely Brown said:

That reminds me of this:

Hellcat Third Owner

Brilliant article if infuriating to read due to the ads.