RE: 2023 BMW XM | PH Review

RE: 2023 BMW XM | PH Review

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AndySheff

6,640 posts

208 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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I wish I hadn't happened across this article and those pictures. It's put me off my bacon sandwich. And that takes some doing !

DanG355

538 posts

202 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Hideous. The first time I have ever given a 1 star rating to a Pistonheads car article. Ugly, lacks purpose and has nothing to do with the values of the M brand of old (not much does these days).

And I have owned many BMW’s so not as if I am a brand hater.

stuart100

483 posts

58 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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No body liked Bangles stuff either 20 years ago. The E39 BMW sold about 1.4m worldwide and the replacement E60 about 1.3m. There could be many reasons there being marginally less.

wpa1975

8,859 posts

115 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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£150k for that, no thanks it is awful

MotorSpeak

142 posts

34 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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As a sort-of anti-car this could be kind of cool. Like if you don’t give a fk about the world and want to rub peoples nose in it then drive this.

pauliowhy

10 posts

49 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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10000 years from now when they dig up the charred remains of this version of humanity, they will look at things like this and laugh. Utterly, utterly hateful to everything and everyone

Piginapoke

4,771 posts

186 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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I don't know what to say to that- M Monstrosity?

CalisenQX

213 posts

74 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Well that’s something I can’t unsee…. Looks like a half completed tetris level.

GTEYE

2,099 posts

211 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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stuart100 said:
No body liked Bangles stuff either 20 years ago. The E39 BMW sold about 1.4m worldwide and the replacement E60 about 1.3m. There could be many reasons there being marginally less.
Bangle was challenging the norm, and as a result his cars have mostly stood the test of time.

This, on the other hand is crass, lazy, vulgar and in no way forward looking. It’s one of those cars that future generations will look back on and think WTF.

The M3/4 and 4 Series are a paragon of good taste in comparison to this.

georgeyboy12345

3,529 posts

36 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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FFS BMW WTH

E90_M3Ross

35,118 posts

213 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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That's a pretty bad review. Definitely not a car I'd fancy. Such a shame.

scenario8

6,574 posts

180 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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There are many cars I don’t personally desire but can understand why they are made the way they are and can perceive as being “a success”. Sold loads/proved popular/highly profitable/extended brand awareness/broke into a new niche/rescued the company/whatever.

Think of all the very well rewarded people who’ve spent the last five or six years, spending hundreds upon hundreds of millions bringing this to market. Do you imagine in their heart of hearts they look at this and think to themselves “Nailed it”?

Will this ever be thought of as “a success” for BMW? I guess we’ll see but sitting here I can’t help wondering.

Wildcat45

8,077 posts

190 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Edit: I just saw the Automotive Optrex post.


From the company that brought us cars like this….



Edited by Wildcat45 on Saturday 18th March 09:31

Glosphil

4,369 posts

235 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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A new BMW with the large nostrils grill came towards us the other day & my 6-year-old grandaughter said, "That's an ugly car". So the view that the latest BMWs are designed by children seems to be wrong.

Magikarp

788 posts

49 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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M-ereticious.

Greenmantle

1,277 posts

109 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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I see that those German jokers from BMW have got in their April fools joke early this year!

Mr E

21,635 posts

260 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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One presumes western europe is not the target market?

AmyRichardson

1,097 posts

43 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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GTEYE said:
Bangle was challenging the norm, and as a result his cars have mostly stood the test of time.

This, on the other hand is crass, lazy, vulgar and in no way forward looking. It’s one of those cars that future generations will look back on and think WTF.

The M3/4 and 4 Series are a paragon of good taste in comparison to this.
The best I could ever say for the E60/E65 was that Bangle's intent and audacity were laudable, plus he succeeded in making elements of his design language mainstream; but they're comfortably the least attractive iterations of their type (excluding the new 7.)

Bangle vs today is a matter of degree; his cars maxed-out at a 6 on challenging/unattractive dial, the current generation are an 8+.

shantybeater

1,194 posts

170 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Is the BMW design department now trolling people? Illuminating the design feature which 99% of people absolutely hate…so you can even see it in the dark….

Honestly the whole range (minus M2 / M5) is now completely gopping, no other word for it.

Also - some argued the new M3 grille design would over time look better…it doesn’t, it really really doesn’t

Edited by shantybeater on Saturday 18th March 10:02

Wab1974uk

1,005 posts

28 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Jesus Christ !!

2.8 Tonnes. Really? Our road network which is crumbling around us can't cope with cars getting heavier and heavier.

It looks awful. The interior looks ok, apart from the huge Ipad thing, that I still hate.

On the plus side, it does still have a V8 engine. So well done BMW for that.

So ..... Ugly, tasteless, too heavy, very expensive. It'll be a sales success !