RE: Alfa Romeo's first EV is exactly what you'd expect

RE: Alfa Romeo's first EV is exactly what you'd expect

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blearyeyedboy

6,298 posts

179 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Am I the only person who thinks the front resembles a Saab, albeit one with a stupid grille insert?

I'll bet an Internet pint that gets phased out with the face-lift.

As a left-field option: Jeep Avenger has more coherent styling and a performance version would be on-brand. I don't think Stellantis are up for that, though.

stuckmojo

2,979 posts

188 months

Wednesday 10th April
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It's so st they had to photograph it in the dark.

Horrendous

andburg

7,292 posts

169 months

Wednesday 10th April
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It’s ok from the front but the rear 3/4 is incoherent and ugly.

An Alfa should be pretty enough to make you want one despite the shambolic build, this fails the basic test

DoctorX

7,291 posts

167 months

Wednesday 10th April
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WelshPetrolhead said:
The seats and the wheels are nice. I'll pass on the rest.
Excellent views of the rusty brake discs with those wheels hehe

Those instrument cowls are horrendous.

theplayingmantis

3,779 posts

82 months

Wednesday 10th April
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swisstoni said:
stevemcs said:
An electric Alfa, what could possibly go wrong.
Well I’d hope there’d be a lot less to go wrong than in an ice Alfa.

There’s really no excuse for an unreliable EV, so you might think that niche brands like this ought to do better than before, with unreliability or expensive maintenance a thing of the past.
yeah because alfas so unreliable these days....!

the comments on any new car are 95% nonsense on PH as there not old sheds or 2nd hand or not cheap enough on the monthlies so vast majority of PH commenters are not in the market, or indeed the target, yet say they should have done this or that or they hate its looks, but these people will still never buy them...there are always a few sensible posts amongst the sea of nonsense, but its hard work. this bit is is not aimed at you toni as you usually make intelligent comments.

the car looks ok for what it is in the segment its in, but will live and die on the costs, and likely will die as wont be as cheap as the asians (nor the saturation given the dealer network in the UK) or non germans, but lacks the brand snobbery for 95% of joe public who would rather have a small premium german. Such is the ubiquitousness of the small electric merc 'suv', always driven incredibly poorly. But then the Uk is not an important market for AR, hence the constant empty promises about expanding/improving dealers.

I would actually try this as a runaround/citycar if it drove ok as it looks a bit different and quirky which is needed in the segment and price within reason isn't a factor, however i'm a small minority, and its will never sell in volume.

the styling is an improvement on the huge missed opportunity of the tonale, and to a lesser extent stelvio which are quite generic and ugly in the metal.






350Matt

3,738 posts

279 months

Wednesday 10th April
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thats grim
easily one of the most hideous modern cars I have had the misfortune to witness

Edited by 350Matt on Wednesday 10th April 21:21

Maxym

2,058 posts

236 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Are Alfa afraid to show it in decent light?

Gericho

81 posts

3 months

Wednesday 10th April
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It's okay. Too much like a Renault at the front.

DeltaEvo2

869 posts

192 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Stellantis.

Chubbyross

4,548 posts

85 months

Wednesday 10th April
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I’d certainly be leaping out of bed on a Sunday morning to take that for a spin. The future of motoring is upon us!

gonzales_turbo

234 posts

209 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Well I do like it. I like that it tries to do something new with the detailing: the wheels that evoke a cloverleaf instead of the traditional teledial, the front lights that in my view evoke the snake in the logo, the logo itself proudly visible in the grille… Starting from a Mokka, it deserves an 8 out of 10.
As for the electric part, well it’s meh. But let’s remember that the Tonale is appalling, and heavier despite not being electric.

911Spanker

1,221 posts

16 months

Thursday 11th April
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It's all over folks.

JJJ.

1,259 posts

15 months

Thursday 11th April
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Ah, well!


Wadeski

8,159 posts

213 months

Thursday 11th April
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hate the fact its a small SUV, do like the "Cyberpunk 2077" grille. I'm getting strong vibes of Alfa SZ, which is great.

Would be nice to see that grille on something sporty and interesting.

Mercutio

211 posts

162 months

Thursday 11th April
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matthew-rasen said:
4 Paragraphs and a few pics!
That's all you get for a new Alfa Romeo release these days.
Shame.
you know this website is free, right?

Mercutio

211 posts

162 months

Thursday 11th April
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The frustrating thing is not that Alfa is making an electric SUV, it’s that the styling apes just about everything else in this segment.

Sharp slashy lines, black “contrast” roof (why? Why must everything have this)..

And then you have the squared-off front and rear, the emphasis on multiple headlights as a point of distinction…

it’s everywhere. There’s nothing distinct or attractive on this. Alfa has so much design heritage to draw on. It should look over at Maserati, where they’re not afraid to have a sense of brand DNA about their visual design. You might think it’s a bad example, but visually the Grecale is handsome and still looks Maserati.

Marcodude

57 posts

126 months

Thursday 11th April
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Sigh...

Alfa or not can we just ban articles about bland electric sedans and SUV's, etc etc.?

It's like when I take my son to Cars and Coffee, for some reason bland BYD's, Telsla's and similar turn up. Oh yippee, a bland mass produce car generally in white...Son is 4 and doesn't even turn his head which tells you everything. Sure might be a good daily but that's not really what this sites about.

corcoran

536 posts

274 months

Thursday 11th April
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orr... hear me out.. a Vauxhall Mokka.

Betsybusso

8 posts

30 months

Thursday 11th April
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If this is what Alfa needs to do to stay in business then I would rather they folded.

JRaj

65 posts

73 months

Thursday 11th April
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First thing I thought was, is that a Renault?

Edited by JRaj on Thursday 11th April 09:31