RE: Porsche Cayenne S | Shed of the Week

RE: Porsche Cayenne S | Shed of the Week

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pb8g09

2,343 posts

70 months

Friday 19th April
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Never mind how ugly from the rear I always thought it was the front that made these so damn awful looking.

The 958 look the best version of Cayenne to my eyes.

I think I’d have to run this as a joke car with my mates and break it for parts if it went wrong.

S600BSB

4,659 posts

107 months

Friday 19th April
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A brave-pill shed! Top work.

Cryssys

470 posts

39 months

Friday 19th April
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Not the best looking car ever and the gap between the wheels and the arches is huge!

Could be a bit of fun for year and if it fails, hey ho. You could probably make a few quid back by breaking it for parts, the engine and wheels alone should be worth a bit.

Alternatively, buy two and have one as a donor car.

Rumblestripe

2,953 posts

163 months

Friday 19th April
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Horrid ugly things that devalue the brand.

When new they were a brash statement of something (wealth + taste, absence of), now they are cheap disposable tat with a whiff of desperation

J4CKO

41,623 posts

201 months

Friday 19th April
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As these old woofers go that looks much less bad than most.

I remember seeing the original Autocar picture of the Cayenne, thinking the Autocar artist had got very literal and stuck a 996 front on an SUV, but no that was the actual picture of it, just seemed such a literal and unimaginative interpretation of what a Porsche SUV should look like.

Its going to end up turning green on your path unless you have a decent budget and/or are handy with the spanners, plus our friends in the Middle East are having further full and frank discussions so unleaded prices will inevitably skyrocket (ironic)

There's a reason its in SOTW, not a huge market for an aged luxury SUV that could st the bed expensively at any moment and does < 20 mpg.

But, if you can cover the costs/throw it away if it gets tricky and its not that knackered, probably not a bad old thing to waft about in. At least its not got some 2008 style modifications on it, i.e. big black wheels, white paint and a bodykit, usually a bit cracked with one exhaust tip hanging at an odd angle.


Edit, actually does look quite good to be fair looking again, wonder what's up with it beyond being an elderly Cayenne ?

RabidGranny

1,864 posts

139 months

Friday 19th April
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Rumblestripe said:
Horrid ugly things that devalue the brand.

When new they were a brash statement of something (wealth + taste, absence of), now they are cheap disposable tat with a whiff of desperation
yup you have hit the nail on the head.

carinaman

21,325 posts

173 months

Friday 19th April
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Rusty Old-Banger said:
"Auto closing tailgate (due to broken struts)"

Seller has a sense of humour!
That's the heavy burden of the Porsche badge stuck to it.


Turbobanana

6,291 posts

202 months

Friday 19th April
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FlukePlay

954 posts

146 months

Friday 19th April
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Cryssys said:
Not the best looking car ever and the gap between the wheels and the arches is huge!

Could be a bit of fun for year and if it fails, hey ho. You could probably make a few quid back by breaking it for parts, the engine and wheels alone should be worth a bit.

Alternatively, buy two and have one as a donor car.
They could both end up being donor cars so do you buy a 3rd one?

carinaman

21,325 posts

173 months

Friday 19th April
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Plastic coolant pipes from the 'donor' car?

In those colours it seems very generic VAG wagon to me.

-Lummox-

1,294 posts

214 months

Friday 19th April
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Looks like the perfect vehicle for a heroically brave person to take on a charity rally... knowing full well they weren't keeping it afterwards...

Cloudy147

2,723 posts

184 months

Friday 19th April
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A great choice, and a great gamble!

I had a 3.2 model in the same grey and owned it for about 5 years. Absolutely loved it, my favourite ever car purchase.

Running costs for my 5 years here… https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

I wouldn’t have an S model though, too risky for me with that engine personally.

el romeral

1,055 posts

138 months

Friday 19th April
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Great shed especially at that price. Nice wheels and colour combo and good to see it is not presented in the all black guise.

TEKNOPUG

18,971 posts

206 months

Friday 19th April
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RabidGranny said:
Rumblestripe said:
Horrid ugly things that devalue the brand.

When new they were a brash statement of something (wealth + taste, absence of), now they are cheap disposable tat with a whiff of desperation
yup you have hit the nail on the head.
The valued brand that was going bankrupt because people didn't value their cars enough to actually buy them, that one? rofl

It needs 4 new tyres, a full service and fluid change. So you are in for £1-2k depending whether you do the work yourself. Could do another 50k with nothing more than regular servicing*


  • YMMV hehe

MightyBadger

2,041 posts

51 months

Friday 19th April
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Love that, would take the gamble.

R6tty

271 posts

16 months

Friday 19th April
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I would.
I live in a world where I see £415 VED as 'not that bad'.

GeniusOfLove

1,381 posts

13 months

Friday 19th April
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Buy the turbo or don't bother.

The fuel in to performance out ratio on these old mid powered V8 elephants is pathetic, you're getting V12 supercar economy for very uninspiring performance, and in day to day use the turbo will use very little more fuel but have the performance there if you want it.

blue_haddock

3,224 posts

68 months

Friday 19th April
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BeastieBoy73 said:
Don’t really mind the expensive VED, it’s a lot less than the monthlies on some very average cars.
I saw a chrysler PT cruiser convertible in a facebook group the other day - £710 a year to tax!

Which is absolutely crazy!

WPA

8,836 posts

115 months

Friday 19th April
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Awful new and still awful now.

Does not even make a good shed, way too expensive to run

RabidGranny

1,864 posts

139 months

Friday 19th April
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TEKNOPUG said:
RabidGranny said:
Rumblestripe said:
Horrid ugly things that devalue the brand.

When new they were a brash statement of something (wealth + taste, absence of), now they are cheap disposable tat with a whiff of desperation
yup you have hit the nail on the head.
The valued brand that was going bankrupt because people didn't value their cars enough to actually buy them, that one? rofl

It needs 4 new tyres, a full service and fluid change. So you are in for £1-2k depending whether you do the work yourself. Could do another 50k with nothing more than regular servicing*


  • YMMV hehe
Famous last words. You have a point though. plus if it dies you have four decent rims with decent rubber