RE: Jaguar XF V6 Luxury | Shed of the Week

RE: Jaguar XF V6 Luxury | Shed of the Week

Friday 26th April

Jaguar XF V6 Luxury | Shed of the Week

Grace, space, pace - back in 2007 the new XF had it all. What about now?


Once upon a time, and not very long ago either, you could scarcely move on the forecourts of England for Jaguar XJs at a grand or less. There were so many of them knocking about the place that even Shed, a hardened fan, was finding it difficult to justify their regular presence in SOTW. 

But the times they are a-changin'. These old buses are becoming hard to find at sensible money as the used stock falls into one of two camps: ‘pampered and expensive’, or ‘ain’t no bargepole long enough’, with hardly anything in between. 

Let’s all shout hurrah then for the Jaguar XF which, almost from nowhere, is now bidding strongly to become the XJ’s successor as Shed’s favourite suggestion for those seeking luxe on the cheap. In the last few months Shed has been noticing an absolute raft of sub-£2k XFs on PH Classifieds, but he’s held off on featuring any of them up to now because they’ve all had expensive-sounding problems. This one doesn’t seem to have any of those, or it isn’t owning up to any at least. The most recent MOT test in October reported one worn front tyre and slight corrosion to the rear subframe. If at some point the next owner opted to replace that, they’d have no trouble finding serviceable used ones at prices starting from around £100.

Our shed is a ‘Luxury’ which of the non-supercharged XFs was a mid-spec choice. Mid-spec on a Jag was of course most other mainstream manufacturers’ hoity-toity supreme. Even the base XF’s cabin was a lovely place to be, stuffed as it was with standard gear like stop-start, dual-zone climate, electric seats, rain-sensing wipers, parking sensors, Bluetooth, the kind of stuff you’d normally be paying extra for in most other 2008 cars. Luxury added leather and sat nav.

If you did buy this XF, what might some of the consequences be? Any car can blow up of course and in the best Jaguar tradition the XF was generous with the opportunities it provided in that department. The electrics in general and the wiring in the boot in particular might cause you problems. Touchscreens, audio systems, sat navs and air cons could all go on strike. The 3.0 V6 petrol wasn’t hugely economical (26mpg official, high teens unofficial), but fuel filler caps did sometimes try to help you to reduce your bills by not opening. Some of the money you saved there could go on rectifying faults with bodywork and brakes. Warning lights might mean something or they might not, you were never really sure. The EML light is on here, but the vendor says it drives. The theatrically rotating cabin air vents conked out. More on them at the end. 

In 2013 Jaguar released a 2.2-litre four-cylinder diesel, an idea which for many Jaguar buyers held all the appeal of a £35 spam sandwich. The 3.0-litre V6 wasn’t a paragon of refinement but its 234hp did deliver smart performance highlighted, or highlit, by 0-62mph times that started with a five. There wasn’t that much space in the back of an XF and the road tax on one of these will in 2024 sting you to the tune of £710 a year. The leather on the dashtop might curl back and random squeaks and rattles might be heard. 

Those are some of the reasons why you might not want an XF, but what about the reasons why you might want one? Anyone able to remember the launch in 2007 and the subsequent road tests in spring 2008 will know that the first ‘modern’ Jaguar very much has the potential to be a worthy successor to the XJ. Effortlessly soaking up road imperfections, steering sweetly and exhibiting excellent balance, It was universally hailed as the best driver’s car in its class – and everyone enjoyed the novelty of the XF startup procedure with the flush-fitting rotating vents and the elevating gear selector. 

As you might guess, the postmistress loves a rising knob at her fingertips and has been begging Shed to make a deposit. He’s not quite there yet because he knows a wounded Jaguar can be a financially lethal beast. There again he doesn’t fancy confronting an angry cougar either so he’s a bit conflicted.


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Portofino

Original Poster:

4,301 posts

192 months

Friday 26th April
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Ad seems to be saying taken in part ex so sold as clearance/no warranty. EML light can’t be a straight forward fix.

A surprising and decent shed but the above dosn’t sound good hence why it’s in shed budget.

richinlondon

595 posts

123 months

Friday 26th April
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aside from the insipid colour, lovely!

apm142001

276 posts

90 months

Friday 26th April
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‘ by 0-62mph times that started with a five.’

Assume figures have been mixed up with a newer model; there’s no way this does 5. anything with that engine and as much weight as a contemporary XJ. High 7s would be by guess.

sinisterpenguin

26 posts

20 months

Friday 26th April
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Much as I could do with an electronically assisted rising knob nowadays it’s Barge pole at the ready for me I’m afraid, just too many things on the “something else to go wrong” list.

Rob 131 Sport

2,541 posts

53 months

Friday 26th April
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I’m not keen on the colour and preferred the look of the facelift. I’d definitely want a diesel in one of these. I remember looking at one of the early ones as a company car back in 2008.
I regretted not going for it and ended up with an E60 525i.

BeastieBoy73

651 posts

113 months

Friday 26th April
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I’m 51 and still consider myself too young to drive a Jaguar so it’s a no from me.

Chubbyross

4,550 posts

86 months

Friday 26th April
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I've seen surgical appliances in more appealing colours than that. It's an anti-colour, somehow sucking the will to live into its very soul.

I'b be quite tempted if it were black.

Rob 131 Sport

2,541 posts

53 months

Friday 26th April
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BeastieBoy73 said:
I’m 51 and still consider myself too young to drive a Jaguar so it’s a no from me.
I’m also 51 and getting a Jaguar in a few weeks time.

Augustus Windsock

3,371 posts

156 months

Friday 26th April
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That last paragraph; worth the read for that alone..!

Pughmacher

372 posts

44 months

Friday 26th April
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Another one that falls into the brave pill and shed camps all at the same time. Rotating assemblies don’t inspire confidence in the reliability stakes at the best of times in a jag. Adding more rotating doodahs inside the car is terrifyingly brave! As others have said the colour is a drain water shade so not the best look at the side of the road when your pretending your knob hasn’t let you down! ;D

BeastieBoy73

651 posts

113 months

Friday 26th April
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Rob 131 Sport said:
BeastieBoy73 said:
I’m 51 and still consider myself too young to drive a Jaguar so it’s a no from me.
I’m also 51 and getting a Jaguar in a few weeks time.
Enjoy! It’d be boring if we were all the same…

SteveTTT

112 posts

137 months

Friday 26th April
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These were built much better imo than the Mk2 which I had as a 2.0d company motor. No swivelling vents, nasty plastics on the lower half of the interior and a manual seat adjuster lever that felt like a disposable plastic knife from a chippie.

Having said that, the Ingenium 4-pot went well, the auto box was brilliant and it rode and handled very nicely, but it absolutely drank Adblu.

Dombilano

1,148 posts

56 months

Friday 26th April
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Crusty, fusty, will probably rusty

Vsix and Vtec

639 posts

19 months

Friday 26th April
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This particular example may not be as Mechanically sorted as you'd generally like, but the XF itself is a very well put together thing. The prefacelift cars were slightly better made due to JLR not yet looking to cut costs on the production. My partner (who has yet to see her 30th birthday) has the 3.0 TDV6, and loves it to death. A genuine great car that people often make the mistake of talking themselves out of trying.

cerb4.5lee

30,743 posts

181 months

Friday 26th April
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I always think of the rising knob immediately when I think of these. The performance/economy mix isn't much to write home about with this, however it is definitely a car that I've always had some admiration for though. I wouldn't mind a drive in one to see what they're like.

A nice and wafty shed I reckon, plus I do have a real soft spot for a petrol V6 too, even if they don't go all that fast and get through fuel like it is going out of fashion.

GianiCakes

180 posts

74 months

Friday 26th April
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Those electronics in the boot were the cause of the Sky team car failure in the 2013 Tour de France causing Froome to get a penalty on the Alp d’huez stage. Water sloshed out of their cool box and the car broke down. Probably not a big factor in a SotW decision but it’s an interesting connection to a minor piece of sporting history.

CheesecakeRunner

3,822 posts

92 months

Friday 26th April
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They were a lovely car 10-15 years ago.

Now they win prizes for Flat-Roofed Pub Regular’s Car Of The Year. Which seems to happen to most Jaguars at some point.

grumpy52

5,598 posts

167 months

Friday 26th April
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These are on my radar , a dark red/ maroon version with dark leather and a Turbo V6 diesel is my preference.
But I have yet to try one to see if entry and exit is a problem for my ex large knackered body .

el romeral

1,056 posts

138 months

Friday 26th April
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All that for two grand, including a rising knob - looks like good value to me. The rear bumper has possibly changed its hue slightly over the years?

ducnick

1,797 posts

244 months

Friday 26th April
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Just remember that all knobs stop rising when they get old , well used and crusty.
I’m guessing the same problem will afflict this jaaaag at some point.

These sorts of car with the medium sized petrol that nether gives amazing performance or amazing economy, but still attracts the top rate of VED are all going to suffer the curse of shed pricing. Presumably bmw and Mercedes also have models that fall into this bracket. I bet some dealers would give them away to get them off their lots.

Edited by ducnick on Friday 26th April 07:44