Fifth Gear

[Polarbert]

voodoodoll said:

I'm only watching cos the Evo is on

Blink and you'll have missed it!

[angrys3owner]

Oh dear... it's not looking good so far, that would be some daft new presenter that's a total muppet and some blatant plagiarism from Redbull coming.

[I HATE GATSO]

Think he's ok on soccer am but an annoying pr1ck on this

[headcase]

Just turned it off what a pile of crap!!! Now watching a repeat of Holmes on Homes on Real Time.

[White_van_man]

what a crap venue for a sports car show...ok i know the ace is a petrolhead mecca but it just isnt a tv studio!! im bored already!!

Roll on the new series of top gear

[voodoodoll]

Jeez now I know why I don't normally watch it

[Alex@POD]

Yes, I have seen that done before... Also exactly how is Tiff Needell the best driver in the world? Or the only one to have a chance at beating a stunt plane?

I really don't know if I want to watch the rest... That show would be so much better if they stuck to testing cars seriously, against other cars, and left Top Gear to do all the "stunty" stuff...

[Balmoral Green]

WTF has happened? they were getting their shit together last season.

Has VBH been crying? it looks like it to me.

Who's the new bloke with zero personality and no cred?

Whats with the cheesy set?

And a car versus a plane?......Yawn!

Oh well, will give it a chance after the adverts, but my god they've got some ground to make up already. I cant believe i've not switched off yet.

[dave_sw1]

new presenter is a c*nty C0ckologist

[lordbenny]

Now, I'm a HUGE Soccer AM fan so I really like Lovejoy...In a football capacity. Let's see how he gets on with motors.

Do you think VBH has had bedroom antics with Tiff?

And yes, it does seem to have a similar content to a certain BBC2 show but, hey, we probably won't see that oner again anyway.

[I HATE GATSO]

Come on Tiff is the best driver................................................on 5th gear

[voodoodoll]

I'm off to make my daughters bed it's looking infinately more interesting

[Balmoral Green]

Balmoral Green said:

Whats with the cheesy set?

Oh, it's the Ace

[voodoodoll]

I HATE GATSO said:

Come on Tiff is the best driver................................................on 5th gear

[Polarbert]

Oh my ing god! MY EYES!!!! I CAN'T SEE. Somehow the television has blinded me from boredness at looking at Al Gore and joy talking shite about green cars ! PLEASE!

[beyond rational]

Worst thing to happen since WRC went to ITV

[miniandy]

Who is this tt? I hate his body language, his mannerisms, his voice, his 'cheese', his lack of any decent flowing conversation with VBH, his juddering between lines...

I also don't like this new format. Who cares about Al Gore and his film? Some (w)yank going on about a crappy electric Toyota? Where's the cars?

Shite. I just remembered EastEnders is on.

[Alex@POD]

I HATE GATSO said:

Come on Tiff is the best driver................................................on 5th gear

"Of course the tyres are cold now (I haven't been driving the thing for the last two hours, honest) so oversteer is inevitable (as he says with half a turn of lock and going straight on). Maybe a bit of scandinavian flick... (poos himself as the car shifts a little)"

[Polarbert]

Right, and now we spend 5 minutes talking about what has just been on, in the ace cafe. Move the on! I want to see cars!

[Nicholas Blair]

Over to Law and Order on Hallmark I'm afraid.