clio 182

[Slagathore]

I think there should be some sort of instant IP ban when a thread like this is started.

[Stedman]

Please tell me its a re-mapped 182!

[Burgmeister]

ssclio182 said:

woz a 1.2 but guy i brought it off had rebiult it using a 182 engine with mods and used jamex suspenson so better than standard cup pack. havnt cum on here to be abused just wanted to chat with other owners. why the haters just cuz i have a v fast car that i can insure as 1.2 mates got subru tonight thathas been chiped that woz the same speed. so no itis right.

Maybe you should have bought yourself an education with the money?

[lionrampant]

We don't need no education...

All in all it's just another ... Clio into the garden wall.

[C5L]

Oh my Lord, some of the Papa/Nicole Clio owners are serious !! especially the trophy owners , i always hear crap like this from trophy owners. They Read some Evo COTY review and now thinks the Trophy produces 200'000 mega gigawatts and eats Porsche RS cars on everyroad.

20hp from a exhaust. blimey who built it NASA ?

to the OP best wind up ever !!!

[moleamol]

My dog farted twice, that's TWICE in the last FIVE minutes.

[Animal]

moleamol said:

My dog farted twice, that's TWICE in the last FIVE minutes.

Time for a remap?

[Titan Simba]

Burgmeister said:

ssclio182 said:

woz a 1.2 but guy i brought it off had rebiult it using a 182 engine with mods and used jamex suspenson so better than standard cup pack. havnt cum on here to be abused just wanted to chat with other owners. why the haters just cuz i have a v fast car that i can insure as 1.2 mates got subru tonight thathas been chiped that woz the same speed. so no itis right.

Maybe you should have bought yourself an education with the money?

[eldar]

ssclio182 said:

woz a 1.2 but guy i brought it off had rebiult it using a 182 engine with mods and used jamex suspenson so better than standard cup pack. havnt cum on here to be abused just wanted to chat with other owners. why the haters just cuz i have a v fast car that i can insure as 1.2 mates got subru tonight thathas been chiped that woz the same speed. so no itis right.

I suspect the guy you got it from just stuck a few stickers on, drilled a few holes in the exhaust and conned you. It really is a 1.2. The 911 you outdragged was actually a nun on a bicycle.

My 182 has been remapped and produces 520bhp. Still wont beat a 335d, even without a remap. Innit.

[riwiho]

ssclio182 said:

woz a 1.2 but guy i brought it off had rebiult it using a 182 engine with mods and used jamex suspenson so better than standard cup pack. havnt cum on here to be abused just wanted to chat with other owners. why the haters just cuz i have a v fast car that i can insure as 1.2 mates got subru tonight thathas been chiped that woz the same speed. so no itis right.

If you had written the exact post but used correct English you probably would have generated a better response from the PH audience.

woz = I was
cum = come
cuz = because

Edited by riwiho on Sunday 19th October 09:21

[fathomfive]

Quality wind up.

Innit.

[fathomfive]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Nah, I reckon it's someone off PH having a larf innit.

[ssclio182]

yous all just jelous, i love my car and dont care wot you all think. yous can all get lost dikheads.i would take any 1 on a track and wee would c some emmbassingments.

[carmonk]

I demand to see the emmbassingments. Post a picture.

[tybo]

ssclio182 said:

yous all just jelous, i love my car and dont care wot you all think. yous can all get lost dikheads.i would take any 1 on a track and wee would c some emmbassingments.

[stuart-b]

[EDLT]

Mint!

[mrobertshaw]

riwiho said:

ssclio182 said:

woz a 1.2 but guy i brought it off had rebiult it using a 182 engine with mods and used jamex suspenson so better than standard cup pack. havnt cum on here to be abused just wanted to chat with other owners. why the haters just cuz i have a v fast car that i can insure as 1.2 mates got subru tonight thathas been chiped that woz the same speed. so no itis right.

If you had written the exact post but used correct English you probably would have generated a better response from the PH audience.

woz = I was
cum = come
cuz = because

Edited by riwiho on Sunday 19th October 09:21

Rich That would end up with him saying ' I was a 1.2' It is our duty if we are to teach this twonk, to at least teach him proper english.

[Spam]

snotrag said:

Surely?

I'm confused about this picture Anyone care to explain?

[ypauly]

ssclio182 said:

just got my new clio 2day, 182 sport with pipercross, been out innit and my mate counted it 2 60 and it did it in 5.4 sec's. also came across a porsche 911 and was all over him and he had to let me past and i blew him into the weedz. so pleased with it anyone else got 1.??

u wanna b ali-G innit trying to look like dis





ya botty man u ended up like this